Posted on 08/03/2012 9:05:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Trickle up?? Never heard anything like that before in my life..Obama’s a freakin’ economic genius!
Hey 0bama! BJ Clinton had the .com era and then a recession at the end you dumb Flucke!
aka, pi$$ing up a rope...
You’re right. The economy during Clinton’s presidency the economy boomed because of computers, software, training, cell phones and the Internet. His tax raises had NOTHING to do with it.
Damm right. Now let's see if Mittens can articulate that.
Your welcome!
Not trying to stir up the birfers or anything . . . but has anyone seen any TV commercials in their viewing area about trying to get Obama disqualified from the November ballot over the BC issue?
I saw one downstairs in the cafeteria over lunch and was rather shocked—it aired on the HLN channel but I don’t know if it was a local or national ad.
We are dealing with a lot of dellusional Dems! Glad they are on summer vacation break!
You know, Romney sounded angry like Rush today too, a sign an end is finally coming to the patients of putting up with this economic ignorance from the Democrats and the media.
I’ve not seen any on TV because I DVR everything and fast-forward through all the commercials.
But, on WMAL they play those commercials regularly though I can’t remember one this week.
The problem is the Democrat politicians probably know better, but it’s to their advantage to play to and perpetuate this economic illiteracy with the electorate.
Most Democrat voters are not rocket scientists, to put it kindly.
LOLing this caller who sounds young. Rush asks him how old he is and he’s 46?
That surprised me, too.
But then a lot of people sound much younger than they are, especially when they’re nervous.
Had a prediction on that too. Now that Romney is starting to state the things that a President can do to improve the economy, Obama will be the ‘me too’ guy, saying how he could/would do all these things too.
Damn Rush, let her talk.
Uh Oh...I think that was a woman Rushbo...you called her ‘sir’.
That’s funny.....so when liberals yell at you, you’re supposed to yell ‘chick fil a’ back at them....lol
I once forgot it was Sunday and Rush and the other usual talk show hosts weren’t on. Instead, I heard an infomercial for HA, Hyaluronic Acid. The guy taking the stuff claimed though he was 65, HA kept his voice sounding young.
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