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Report: “Sea Hag” Kills Man Over A Beer
CBS Miami ^ | 7/30/12

Posted on 08/04/2012 9:58:27 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

CONCH KEY (CBSMiami) – A lower Florida Keys woman known as ‘the sea hag’ reportedly shot a man to death Sunday night because he refused to giver her a beer.

Carolyn Dukeshire, 62, has been charged with first degree murder...

According to a witness, Dukeshire shot Mazur five times in the abdomen, back and arm after he refused to give her a beer

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: beer; floriduh; holdmuhbeer; idiocy; murder; napl; seahag; ttwwop
Terrifying sea hag mug shot at link.
1 posted on 08/04/2012 9:58:30 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

That's a MAN baby...

2 posted on 08/04/2012 10:00:11 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 85+% of the black vote)
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To: freedumb2003

Ahh, Florida. The sunshine state!


3 posted on 08/04/2012 10:03:20 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Must have been one hell of a beer! Fosters?


4 posted on 08/04/2012 10:04:32 AM PDT by edcoil (It is not over until I win.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Looks like an early application for state funded care if you ask me.


5 posted on 08/04/2012 10:05:00 AM PDT by Steamburg (The contents of your wallet is the only language Politicians understand.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

For a moment I thought this article was about Helen Thomas. My bad!

Is that a man or a woman? UGH


6 posted on 08/04/2012 10:05:40 AM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

7 posted on 08/04/2012 10:08:58 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: SoFloFreeper

She probably asked for a beer. He got one look at her and called it as he saw it, highly insulted her. Then she shot him


8 posted on 08/04/2012 10:09:11 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
She couldn’t stands it no more!
9 posted on 08/04/2012 10:10:29 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
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To: freedumb2003

The years have not been kind to her (him?).


10 posted on 08/04/2012 10:10:44 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: SoFloFreeper

S’pose the lady has a CCW?


11 posted on 08/04/2012 10:11:09 AM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson)
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To: freedumb2003

Dang, I didn’t know Brian Dennehy had a twin sister.


12 posted on 08/04/2012 10:11:44 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Lazamataz; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Laz?


13 posted on 08/04/2012 10:15:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (See hag.)
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To: SoFloFreeper; Larry Lucido
‘the sea hag’ Brings about images of Popeye.


14 posted on 08/04/2012 10:18:58 AM PDT by Gamecock (We don't come to Christ to be born again; rather, we are born again in order to come to Christ. RCS)
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To: SoFloFreeper
I blame the man for not running the other way at first sight of this beast.

Another Darwin Award Winner gets his prize.

15 posted on 08/04/2012 10:18:58 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: "If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.")
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To: SoFloFreeper

Wasting a man away in Margaritaville.


16 posted on 08/04/2012 10:22:50 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

She had to work hard at drinking beer in her 62 years to acquire ugly like that.


17 posted on 08/04/2012 10:23:06 AM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: SoFloFreeper; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Lazamataz

18 posted on 08/04/2012 10:25:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: freedumb2003

Thats enough to scare water out of a glass..


19 posted on 08/04/2012 10:37:23 AM PDT by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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To: freedumb2003
Before I zoomed in on that pic I thought it was the late Ronnie Van Zant, the lead man for Lynyrd Skynyrd. Man, she has a face like a bulldog chewing on a hornet.
20 posted on 08/04/2012 10:38:49 AM PDT by yank in the UK ( A liberal mocking Christianity. I asked "why don't you mock Islam?" he replied "Muslims are violent)
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To: yank in the UK
Before I zoomed in on that pic I thought it was the late Ronnie Van Zant, the lead man for Lynyrd Skynyrd. Man, she has a face like a bulldog chewing on a hornet.

You zoomed in??? Just a quick glimpse at normal size was more than enough for me. :=)

21 posted on 08/04/2012 10:47:22 AM PDT by Bob
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To: SoFloFreeper

At least it wasn’t Alice the Goon.


22 posted on 08/04/2012 10:48:11 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: SoFloFreeper

A “{Let me} Hold muh beer” moment.


23 posted on 08/04/2012 10:52:57 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Terrifying sea hag mug shot at link.

Now we know why pirates go, "arrrrrrrgh!"

24 posted on 08/04/2012 10:55:12 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

25 posted on 08/04/2012 11:03:23 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Poor Barack.If He's Reelected,Think Of The Mess He'll Inherit!)
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To: freedumb2003
Her modeling career is over. Her hope at a Cosmo magazine cover is gone..
26 posted on 08/04/2012 11:06:22 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

A woman going crazy on Caroline street?


27 posted on 08/04/2012 11:06:22 AM PDT by Little Ray (AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Vaquero
He got one look at her and called it as he saw it, highly insulted her

He probably called her "sir"

28 posted on 08/04/2012 11:08:37 AM PDT by rhinohunter (DraftWalkerNow)
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To: freedumb2003
That's a MAN baby...

That's GUILT BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT.

29 posted on 08/04/2012 11:10:00 AM PDT by lightman (One of the marks of the Beast is a white lower case "f" on a blue square.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; Lazamataz

30 posted on 08/04/2012 11:14:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |8|~)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Cards on the table: I'd buy her a beer over Helen Thomas.


31 posted on 08/04/2012 11:24:52 AM PDT by Realman30 ("I've already made a donation to Haiti. It's called taxes". . . . El Rushbo.)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

Hillary? Hillary? izzat chou?


32 posted on 08/04/2012 11:28:04 AM PDT by Bullfrogg (American by birth, Irish by heritage, and hellraiser by choice)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

Doobie Washerwoman Schmutz, is that you?


33 posted on 08/04/2012 11:29:59 AM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie and stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Is it too much to say "Give me a beer or I will shoot you"...?
34 posted on 08/04/2012 11:30:25 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Siri: Gold Baby, Gold!)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Even Deep Ones get thirsty.


35 posted on 08/04/2012 11:39:13 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Victim's last words: "What the... Dayyuuum! You don't need no beer, I need a beer!
36 posted on 08/04/2012 12:11:13 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Charles Henrickson

Throw her back! Throw her back!!


37 posted on 08/04/2012 12:19:00 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Worst. President. Ever.)
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To: freedumb2003

“No, ma’am. I need it to make you attractive.”


38 posted on 08/04/2012 12:46:21 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obviously.


39 posted on 08/04/2012 1:02:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

This could definately get her a suspension from eHarmony.


40 posted on 08/04/2012 1:05:26 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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41 posted on 08/04/2012 1:06:26 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: SoFloFreeper
See hag
42 posted on 08/04/2012 1:08:43 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: tumblindice

43 posted on 08/04/2012 3:45:18 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1292 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: freedumb2003

It’s Mama Fratelli!


44 posted on 08/04/2012 6:01:05 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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