Minnesota man is bloodied, bruised after deer attack

Associated Press ^ | August 9, 2012 | CHUCK HAGA

[ConservativeStatement]

FERTILE, Minn. - The way Mark Christianson tells it, in his lilting Old Country accent, the deer started the fight.

"I was going out to finish spraying the soybeans," he said. "I stepped out a side door, and we saw each other, and he started coming closer.

"He was pummeling me, standing on his hind legs and hitting me with the front ones. He hammered me good, rapid fire, and I thought, `Well, this isn't good.' I wasn't winning, so I grabbed him and tackled him and we both went down on the ground."

[a fool in paradise]

Man on phone: “I need a bambulance!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmfmQZ3XXQ

[Slump Tester]

[Right Wing Assault]

I walked out the back door in a hurry without looking one time and walked right at a doe and two younguns that were about ten feet away. Scared the crap out of me and her. Lucky she decided to move off rather than protect.

[Fast Moving Angel]

“Adrian .... ADRIAN!!!!!!!”

[TurboZamboni]

There’s room for all God’s creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes.