Posted on 08/10/2012 11:39:13 AM PDT by nickcarraway
“I’ll take ‘fictional characters’ for $1,000, Alex.”
Who would have thunk that this would be a story on NBC news station?????
Good thing this kid isn’t old enough to vote, although Hussein probably signed him up twice. Maybe he’ll buy a clue by the time he can register legally.
That chikin be taking a lik’in but will keep on cluckin.
Q: Why is it so hard to solve redneck murders?
A: Because all the DNA is the same, and there’s no dental records.
Rednecks if Florida?
I don’t think so.
Q: Why is it so hard to solve redneck murders?
A: Because all the DNA is the same, and theres no dental records
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LOL! That would be hillbillies, not rednecks, though.
“”If he had good health insurance it would be totally curable - prostate cancer,” Ryan said.
With health insurance all illnesses are totally curable...
FAIL”
Actually that is a DOUBLE fail.
One of my oldest and best buddies is in the ground because of prostate cancer - and he had EXCELLENT health insurance. Unfortunately, cancer reacts differently with different people. And if your number happens to come up on the bad side - all the doctors and medical science in the world ain’t smart enough to save you. In fact, during one of our last conversations his exact words were, “if I’d known how this was going to turn out, I would have never gone through all this shit.” So much for great insurance.
Wait! I thought all rednecks were racist!
/s
My family fought for the North—They were New England Abolitionists to boot. They fell at The Crater, Cold Harbor, and Gettysburg. One was a “guest” of the Confederate government at a place called Libby Prison. After a year he weighed in at 97 pounds. I have no “White Guilt” their blood paid for any guilt I might have had.
Well, they finally got old enough to clean up their act!
ping
If you don’t know, you are not a Red Neck.
If you don’t know, they probably didn’t
Chickens for KFC
Ants for Raid
Mule Deer for Winchester
When Lee County democrats opened up their new headquarters on Saturday, Ryan brought his own decoration - America's first black president conjoined with the Confederacy. Moments later party leaders asked Ryan to take it down. "If somebody is offended by it, I can understand it because they're only seeing one half of the flag," Tony said.
Right, who could permit such a thing? It's not something multi-cultural like a Communist Cuban flag with Che Guevara on it...
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