Skip to comments.Progs – "Mitt Romney Is the Worst Human Ever, Ever, Ever"
Posted on 08/12/2012 5:33:16 AM PDT by Kaslin
Wow, I thought George W. Bush was the worst man ever to walk the earth. Now, according to the Leftists, its Mitt Romney? Geez, what are all the mannish looking lesbians going to do with all that anti-Bush schwag? Maybe they can recycle it into a tricycle and ride that three-wheeler down to Uglytown and offset the mega carbon footprint their BS on Mitt has transmitted to mother earth. Make sure your Dockers dont get caught in the spokes, ladies!
This week, in a further attempt to hide Obamas disastrous presidency and thereby afford BHO four more years to entrench us further in an economic maelstrom, an Obama Super PAC attempted to paint Romney as an evil rapscallion who gives old ladies cancer.
Hey, Stupor PAC, why stop there with giving granny the scourge? Why dont you sell even more loopy crap to the vacillating voting morons whore beginning to wake up from the Obama voodoo juice you seduced them with four years ago? Youve got to shoot for the moon, you stump shooters. Tell the goobers who watched and believed your hope and change schlock some doozies so theyll stay corralled within your anti-American crab trap.
Yes, if youre going to keep your constituents from making the savvy leap from Baracks Marxism into more of an American free market system youve gotta ramp up the rhetoric, or they could officially wake up and leave your loser for Mitt.
So, I suggest that if youre going to paint Mitt as Iron Maidens mascot, Eddie the Head, you need to get more creative with your bollocks.
For instance, tell your beholden sheeple that
· Romney hates cute kittens and ring-tailed lemurs.
· Romney makes dogs ride on top of airplanes. Screw the cars. Say airplanes. Its more terrifying.
· Romney wants poor people to drink mud and breathe secondhand smoke.
· Romney enslaves orphans and makes them pull his sled during leopard seal hunts. Naked. In the dead of winter.
· Romney purposely runs over manatees when hes boating in south Florida.
· Romney thinks you ought to keep more of the money youve made versus giving it to lazy government sponges.
· Romney has five sons. Who does that?
· Romney was the third man on the grassy knoll. Lee Romney Oswald.
· Romney hates apples, eggs and pie.
· Romney gave a kid spinal meningitis.
· Romney pulled the spine out of a puppy once.
· Romneys granddad killed Abraham Lincoln.
· Romney has a third nipple.
· Romney and his wife were at OJs house the night Nicole and Ron Goldman were killed. Coincidence? I dont think so.
Some of you are asking, What if people check to see if the aforementioned sputum is true and find out it is all bunkum like they did with the Super PACs super specious cancer advert? Well, I wouldnt allow that to deter you. Youve got one of the dumbest and densest constituencies known to mankind at your beck and call. Take courage because a little bit of hocus-pocus goes a long way with your serfs, and your lies will be reinforced within the echo chamber which is the lamestream media, so Id let em rip. Shoot from the hip. Blast the gobbledygook into the airwaves. Say whatever and do whatever it takes to retain your power because if people ever get on to you (and your ruse is discovered to be lies wrapped in mysteries and covered with Marxist sauce) then you are done. Therefore, stay busy, stay hopeful, and remember, as Adolf once said, that the big lie works better than the small ones.
For further help, check out my latest video: 17 Reasons Why Romneys The Anti-Christ & Why You Shouldnt Vote For Him?
I read that Romney is in cahoots with the ancient Mayans and if elected Romney will definitely cause the world to end on Saturday December 22, 2012!
Women and minorities hit the hardest.....
Romney and his wife are married...and they have several children. Just what kind of model is that for the youth of today? Oh, the scandal of it all!
I have a question for Mr Romney; Are you the conservative that spoke at the Citadel or are you the socialist that governed Massachusetts?
Answer that Mr Romney without charging around in the brush and you will have accomplished one of two things, you will win or lose the election with a popular vote landslide.
When Romney exhales he emits Carbon Dioxide!!!!!!
Need I say more?
Most likely, these fine young men are also Eagle Scouts. The LDS help all their sons achieve this. It makes good leaders.
lol, we all exhale C02 !
You’re not getting the satire, are you?
Well,,, I bet Obama doesn’t emit CO2...
Obama’s farts are pure oxygen and good for the environment.
Nah, he emits bs
Mitt Romney eats people dogs.
Mitt Romney calls those who oppose his policies ballsacked-on-the-chin homosexuals.
Mitt Romney bogarts the joint and makes other breathe his second hand smoke.
Mitt Romney spent $3million to suppress his background paperwork.
Mitt Romney has contempt for those who cling to God.
Mitt Romney hopes ABC News never releases a videotape of him honoring an Islamic terrorist at a banquet.
Mitt Romney... er wait a second. This list is of things Barack Obama does. Never mind.
Sorry to be confused: Is what you posted news, or is this an oath we must swear to, or a credo we are required to repeat aloud now on FR each time we log in?
That is some funny stuff. LOL
My son went to the Boy Scout Jamboree in 2010. He said the Mormon Scouts were some of the nicest kids he met there.
What further proof could anyone want that they're heterosexist 'phobes?
And they're white, too! Yup! Sure are!