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Thai MP Boonsong Kowawisarat 'accidentally kills secretary'
bbc.co.uk ^ | 8-13-12 | BBC

Posted on 08/13/2012 3:15:26 PM PDT by dynachrome

Police in Thailand say that they will charge a member of the Thai parliament with causing death by negligence for accidentally shooting his secretary dead with a submachine gun.

They say that the accident happened in a restaurant on Sunday night.

Senator Boonsong Kowawisarat took out a 9mm Uzi submachine gun while waiting for food, the Bangkok Post reported.

He told police the gun accidentally discharged and his secretary was shot in the stomach.

(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: boonsang; submachinegun; thailand; thailandsecretary
I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant. Must have been some bad food!
1 posted on 08/13/2012 3:15:38 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Boonsong Blue ,everybody knows one.


2 posted on 08/13/2012 3:21:06 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: dynachrome

better service through superior firepower


3 posted on 08/13/2012 3:21:13 PM PDT by corkoman (Release the Palin!)
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To: dynachrome

Back before I retired, if I took my secretary out to dinner, and then shot her with a machine gun, both my boss, and my wife would have been really, really mad.


4 posted on 08/13/2012 3:21:32 PM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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To: dynachrome

She ordered mee krob and they brought her sum dum prik instead.


5 posted on 08/13/2012 3:22:37 PM PDT by Argus
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To: dynachrome

..she wouldn’t eat the mushrooms


6 posted on 08/13/2012 3:23:04 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: TurboZamboni

Just an old fashioned Boonsong
One just like they wrote for you and me ...


7 posted on 08/13/2012 3:26:12 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: norwaypinesavage

I’m taking a wild guess that things are very “different” in Thailand.


8 posted on 08/13/2012 3:27:13 PM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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To: dynachrome

http://youtu.be/AADXt6RHp8M

“Falling Down,” the Whammy Burger scene.


9 posted on 08/13/2012 3:27:51 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: dynachrome
Clearly a democrat...

Boonsong Kowawisarat

10 posted on 08/13/2012 3:30:06 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: dynachrome

NRA Uzi Safety Rules:

1. ALWAYS keep the Uzi pointed in a safe direction when dining with your secretary.

2. ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger during meals until ready to shoot.

3. ALWAYS keep the Uzi unloaded during lunch until ready to use.

It’s a shame Thailand does not have an NRA, or he would have known how to have a safe rendezvous with his secretary.


11 posted on 08/13/2012 3:32:44 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: dynachrome

I hate it when that happens. Do you know how hard it is to find a new secretary?


12 posted on 08/13/2012 3:33:24 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: dynachrome
...took out a 9mm Uzi submachine gun while waiting for food...

ummm....uhh....

13 posted on 08/13/2012 3:34:53 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (At what point does an escalated effort to remove this traitor commence, and what form does it take?)
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To: dynachrome; Fred Nerks; TigersEye

Waiter:
“Morny. Ruin sorbees”

Boonsong:
“Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”

Waiter:
“Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”

Boonsong:
“Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”

Waiter:
“Ow July den?”

Boonsong:
“What??”

Waiter:
“Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?”

Boonsong:
“Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”

Waiter:
“Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?”

Boonsong:
“Crisp will be fine.”

Waiter:
“Hokay. An San toes?”

Boonsong:
“What???”

Waiter:
“San toes. July San toes?”

Boonsong:
“Uhh... I don’t think so”

Waiter:
“No? Judo one toes??”

Boonsong:
“I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes’ means.”

Waiter:
“Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”

Boonsong:
“Oh, English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.” Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

Waiter:
“We bother?”

Boonsong:
“No. Just put the bother on the side.”

Waiter:
“Wad?”

Boonsong:
“I mean butter...just put it on the side.”

Waiter:
“Copy?”

Boonsong:
“Sorry???”

Waiter:
“Copy...tea...mill?”

Boonsong:
“Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”

Waiter:
“One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??”

Boonsong:
“Whatever you say.”

Waiter:
“Tendjewberrymud.”

Bonnsong:
“EFF YOU! Do not call me a Jew....” ( Boonsong , a Muslim,draws Uzi and racks in a round, it goes off shooting Boonsong’s Secretary)

Waiter: July san toes?


14 posted on 08/13/2012 3:40:54 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: dynachrome

thai chi-ka no fok ba-sah no mo.


15 posted on 08/13/2012 3:41:05 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: dynachrome

Some things are simply inappropriate for the supper table, and brandishing your submachine gun is one of them. Young people simply are not taught the basics of etiquette these days.


16 posted on 08/13/2012 3:43:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dynachrome

17 posted on 08/13/2012 3:48:31 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Candor7

That is hilarious.


18 posted on 08/13/2012 3:48:46 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: dynachrome; TurboZamboni
"...causing death by negligence for accidentally shooting his secretary dead with a submachine gun."

As unfunny as this tragedy is in human terms, I still can't read this line with a straight face. It sounds like a Monty Python or National Lampoon punch line.

(I may be dating myself, but it's better than going out alone...?)

8^|

19 posted on 08/13/2012 3:54:17 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Barrio Bummer ~ America's First Gay President")
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To: johniegrad; TurboZamboni
Illness. Pure, delightfully twisted genius.

Excellent! LMAO!

8^D

20 posted on 08/13/2012 3:58:04 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Barrio Bummer ~ America's First Gay President")
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To: dynachrome
This is why we don't bring guns to dinner, people!

It was just one of those things:

He asked for her opinion of Shinawatra, and she thought he said Sinatra.

Things went downhill from there ...

__________________

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me.

21 posted on 08/13/2012 4:00:56 PM PDT by x
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To: Candor7
Nicely bent.

8^D

22 posted on 08/13/2012 4:02:32 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Barrio Bummer ~ America's First Gay President")
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To: dynachrome

1. Just how bad was the service or food that the Thai Prime Minister felt it appropriate to pull out a gun?
2. Anyone remember that Thailand complained about rowdy American servicemen during the Vietnam conflict. I don’t think any of them did anything like this.
3. I apologize for all the bad things I thought about the fitness of the sub commander, who knocked up his mistress and then faked his death to get rid of her. This is much worse.


23 posted on 08/13/2012 4:23:59 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: dynachrome

“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant.”

Probably not a bad precaution, sadly enough.


24 posted on 08/13/2012 4:33:06 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (I will never vote for Romney. Ever.)
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To: dynachrome
If they brought me what they brought the guy in this Thai movie, I'd shoot someone too.
25 posted on 08/13/2012 4:33:22 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Candor7

Tendjewberrymud...

ROFLMAO!


26 posted on 08/13/2012 4:44:42 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (Fair Dinkum!)
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To: dynachrome

“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant. Must have been some bad food! “

Just like Eddie Murphy said in “Beverly Hills Cop,” “Nothing like a warm Uzi!”


27 posted on 08/13/2012 4:55:59 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: dynachrome
After that time my secretary put the errors from the first draft back into the third draft...
28 posted on 08/13/2012 4:58:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: dynachrome
In some places submachine guns are carried for personal protection. I know a guy who sat down at a lunch meeting at an outdoor cafe in Israel and was unhappy when his three lunch guests put their Uzis on the table facing in his general direction. Apparently they were a bit uncomfortable under their sports jackets.

He asked if they minded if he changed seats, which caused a round of laughter and a re-arrangement of the firearms.

29 posted on 08/13/2012 5:18:15 PM PDT by freeandfreezing
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To: dynachrome
just damn...
30 posted on 08/13/2012 5:25:44 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: TurboZamboni
Senator Boonsong Kowawisarat

We've got Senator Hairy Reedisarat.

And a whole bunch more.

31 posted on 08/13/2012 5:38:36 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: dynachrome

If he didn’t want his secretary any more, couldn’t he have driven her off a bridge, like they used to do in Massachusetts?


32 posted on 08/13/2012 6:01:40 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: dynachrome

Moral of the story- don’t play with your submachine gun while eating red curry.


33 posted on 08/13/2012 6:02:18 PM PDT by Moorings
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To: Candor7

Outstanding...seems like only yesterday or so that I have had similar conversations....

Lady from Tokyo was visiting NYC and the hotel told her the bank had a better exchange rate for her yen.

First time she went in the rate was 75-1, 2nd time 80-1, 3rd time 70-1.

“What the matta? yestiday I got 80-1 today 70-1 - You cheat”

“Fluctuations!”

“Fluckyouamericans”


34 posted on 08/13/2012 6:14:59 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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To: Fred Nerks

ROFLMAO!>>>>>>>>>>>>

Djewish to odor sunteen??


35 posted on 08/13/2012 6:25:02 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: xrmusn

“Fluctuations!”

“Fluckyouamericans”>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now thats pretty good! Reminds me of the dentist scene in Lethal weapon 4.

“Fruck you , you plick!”

I wonder what Boonsong’s secretary said? Did she live?


36 posted on 08/13/2012 6:31:06 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: dynachrome
An Uzi???? WOW...that's unique. Usually in Thailand when someone ‘accidentally’ dies it's because they were on a helicopter that, for unknown reasons, crashed.
37 posted on 08/13/2012 6:34:32 PM PDT by jmax (Ahhhh...life is so frigging good in the obama nation.)
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To: Defiant

That is hilarious.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Tendjewberrymud!


38 posted on 08/13/2012 6:34:59 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: dynachrome
"Honest - I thought it was one of those joke cigarette lighters."


39 posted on 08/13/2012 6:37:09 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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To: xrmusn
What the matta? yestiday I got 80-1 today 70-1 - You cheat”
“Fluctuations!”
“Fluckyouamericans”

The fourth day it was 60-1

"No, no. I know watt you gonna' say - flucted again."


40 posted on 08/13/2012 6:52:38 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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To: dynachrome

Oh, brother. RIP.


41 posted on 08/13/2012 7:12:39 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Candor7

eyeswish odor bamigoboom boom - candoo?

no toes sanks.


42 posted on 08/13/2012 7:34:16 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (Fair Dinkum!)
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To: Fred Nerks

Cando. Boomaloomibambi.

Jew whan odor sum Stewtopian Romney? ( Yech!)

GOP no good. Dems no good. Parasites.

Parasites ALL FAIL

Only Tea Party reft. All bye bye.Den plenny toes!

Tendjewberrymud


43 posted on 08/14/2012 1:34:23 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; BillyBoy; NFHale; sickoflibs; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv; ..

Yeah, oops. Sure.

What can’t Congress be so fun? The only thing that get’s accidentally discharged in the Capitol is Barney’s Frank if a page is around.


44 posted on 08/14/2012 5:19:26 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Candor7

ROTFL


45 posted on 08/17/2012 8:24:42 AM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: dynachrome
Police in Thailand say that they will charge a member of the Thai parliament with causing death by negligence for accidentally shooting his secretary dead with a submachine gun.

So does this mean that the secretary job is now open? Maybe I should send my resume.

46 posted on 08/17/2012 8:43:11 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Hey hey, ho ho, in 2012 Obama's got to go!)
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