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Maybe they should advertise on Craigslist (Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad)
The Times of Israel ^
| August 14, 2012
| Asher Zeiger
Posted on 08/14/2012 12:06:45 PM PDT by teflon9
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading Area of activity: The planet Earth, the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at timesofisrael.com ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 72virgins; idiocy; suicide; wantads
Job offer on closed Internet forum seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their mission.
posted on 08/14/2012 12:06:54 PM PDT
Is medical coverage included?
I know they provide a retirement plan.
posted on 08/14/2012 12:32:45 PM PDT
(typical white person)
Wanna set the world on fire? We’ve got explosive new positions open! You’ll have a blast! Sign up now, and get the 72 Virgin compensation package....
posted on 08/14/2012 3:25:29 PM PDT
(You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
posted on 08/14/2012 3:30:22 PM PDT
Lifetime employment promised. Pension guaranteed to cover all future expenses. Opportunity to meet new people. Who could turn all that down? I understand people are dying to sign up!
posted on 08/14/2012 4:40:31 PM PDT
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posted on 08/14/2012 6:02:55 PM PDT
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“Shumukh al Islam”?
Does that mean “Muslim Schmucks Wanted” in Arabic...my command of the language is somewhat limited.
posted on 08/14/2012 6:33:23 PM PDT
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