Skip to comments.Maybe they should advertise on Craigslist (Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad)
Posted on 08/14/2012 12:06:45 PM PDT by teflon9
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading Area of activity: The planet Earth, the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
(Excerpt) Read more at timesofisrael.com ...
Is medical coverage included?
I know they provide a retirement plan.
Wanna set the world on fire? We’ve got explosive new positions open! You’ll have a blast! Sign up now, and get the 72 Virgin compensation package....
thanks teflon9, additional:
Lifetime employment promised. Pension guaranteed to cover all future expenses. Opportunity to meet new people. Who could turn all that down? I understand people are dying to sign up!
If youd like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
“Shumukh al Islam”?
Does that mean “Muslim Schmucks Wanted” in Arabic...my command of the language is somewhat limited.
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