Trump's 'big surprise'

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[tsowellfan]

This just in from Donald Trump's Twitter account:

@realDonaldTrump: "Today I am working on my 'big surprise' for the @RNC convention. Everyone will love it."

Trump announced last week that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. This should be interesting...

[tsowellfan]

Any ideas what that surprise could be?

Possible Bill Clinton endorsement also mentioned in comments.

[garjog]

Free bar drinks?

[tsowellfan]

[tsowellfan]

The Kenyan Doctor that delivered Obama?

[fhayek]

I think he is going to parachute in like Fan Man.

[mylife]

Honestly I wish Trump would keep the stunts to himself.

[mylife]

Hmmm.. 2 Atlantic city types?

What could go wrong?

[grundle]

About a decade ago, a tech company announced that it was about to announce a new invention that would completely transform and revolutionize society. For weeks, they went on and on and on about how the lives of every person would be greatly improved by this new product.

Without even knowing what the product was, I knew it was all hype. Real surprises aren't announced in advance. They just happen.

The new product turned out to be the Segway. And everyone's life is still the same.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Trump will donate his hair to Locks of Love.

[montag813]

Rashid Khalidi tape? Occidental admission as “foreign student”? Columbia transcripts? Better be something good!

[tsowellfan]

Hmmm... there’s a limit on the number of dollars that can be donated to a campaign, right. Something like $2000?

[eclecticEel]

An all new season of Apprentice?

[shibumi]

"Trump will donate his hair to Locks of Love."

Not if Benny Hinn beats him to it.

[tsowellfan]

An all new season of Apprentice?

Not out of the question. Trump is very self-centered.

[GunningForTheBuddha]

"I got you to pay attention to me again…SURPRISE!!!1!lolzPWN13z" - would be my guess

[ConservativeStatement]

This is a Trump Bump.

[Emperor Palpatine]

[DIRTYSECRET]

R U sure it wasn’t Viagra?

[tsowellfan]

Maybe he mentions it in his Video blogs

http://www.youtube.com/user/trump/videos

[nickcarraway]

I bet he has found some reason he will endorse Obama again in 2012.

[SGCOS]

Trump to announce he has purchased Chicago

[windsorknot]

Trump to announce he has purchased Chicago

Good! Maybe he'll tell the mayor, "you're fired".

[sushiman]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time .

[tsowellfan]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time

Like perhaps a endorsement from somebody? A BIG endorsement?

[PGR88]

He’s getting married again.

[tsowellfan]

Either it’s going to be a surprise endorsement from somebody BIG or Sarah Palin’s going to make a surprise appearance. That’s what I think.

[lbryce]

Trump will admit that he really isn’t human that he was created in a lab as the world’s first sentient anal sphincter at the (PHI) Proctologic Hemorrhoid Institute in Butte, Montana, cloned from a single rectal cell via proctoscope. managed to escape by hiding in a used diaper.

[JediJones]

He’s going to parachute down to the front of the convention center from the GoodYear Blimp and then drive up to the stage in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated rocket car.

[Sacajaweau]

A real rug??

[pistolpackinpapa]

I like The Donald but, this makes me nervous.

[JediJones]

His opening act at the convention? Two words: Snooki striptease.

[Jim from C-Town]

He can give an unlimited ammount to a super pac or spend his own money any way he wants.

[sushiman]

You have someone in mind ?

[JediJones]

He's finally announcing the truth, he's been a pansexual all along and he's leaving his wife for "Chaz" Bono. Meanwhile Ellen Degeneres is leaving her wife for Trump's toupee.

[mylife]

Donald is just like PT Barnum.

[kara37]

My gut tells me that it is something big this time.
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Me too. There is a reason that Romney has kept Trump close, but working behind the scenes. I don't doubt for a second that Romney has done some major opposition research.

[REDWOOD99]

Trump’s a dick. And he’ll admit it.

[Tainan]

I hear ya...but I like the ..uhh...in-vig-or-ation he is adding to the dead-azz Republican political scene.

He's putting some life in it....just my opinion.

[turn_to]

I don’t believe that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. I think he just wasn’t asked to speak but he is too pompous to admit it.

[tsowellfan]

I don’t believe that he was given a speaking slot at the convention but turned it down. I think he just wasn’t asked to speak but he is too pompous to admit it.

You may be right. Do you remember one of his last speeches before dropping out as a possible candidate? It was a speech in Vegas. He may have been drinking a little too much and was shouting out F-bombs while ranting on about Obama.

[lonevoice]

We have a winner! I predict that those are the only three words Trump will speak at the convention, as part of a bit where they show a little video about Ozero’s epic failures.

[presently no screen name]

Yeah but not as much as Romney is. If he wasn’t he would have stepped down or not spend millions w/LYING ads about Newt and millions more is payoff! It’s ALL about Romney, the godless one, and NOT about America!

[presently no screen name]

LOL!! GOOD ONE!

[MEG33]

LOL..If only it were possible..
It’s up to us to fire Obama on Nov 6

[presently no screen name]

I think so too or maybe it’s just hope speaking.

[Isabel C.]

R U sure it wasn’t Viagra?

What is RU referencing?

[presently no screen name]

Who would be interested in an endorsement? For what reason? Endorsements are only political cronyism.

[Stand Watch Listen]

Trump will donate his hair to Locks of Love

[presently no screen name]

Or he is going to give mitt a one way ticket to his planet so he can be a god like his mormonism told him he’ll be.

[presently no screen name]

And Mitt demands to be the one that marries them. He hasn’t married fags in awhile. He enjoys being defiant to God.