"According to the Washington Post, 'A security guard at the Family Research Council was shot and wounded Wednesday morning after a scuffle with a man who expressed disagreement with the group’s conservative views.'"
Note the passive voice, "was shot and wounded," as if bullets just happened to be flying around. And the terms "scuffle" and "disagreement." Pathetic. And predictable.
I can do better than that:
"According to the Washington Post, a sentry at the headquarters of a right-wing hate group calling themselves the Family "Research Council" was superficially wounded by a bullet fired from a gun obtained legally under laws supported by the NRA, another right-wing hate group, after confronting a man who mentioned he had a difference of opinion."
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"In yet another example of the need for radical and complete bans on all firearms, an unknown number of shots were fired from a weapon, discharged at the well-known hate-group called the "Family Research Council". A homosexual individual was gravely injured, and it remained unclear if the so-called 'stormtrooper' that was posted at the entrance was entirely at fault. Witnesses recall seeing the stormtrooper shouting, then fighting with, the identified gay victim."
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