100 New Jobs to be Created by the City of LA: Porn Shoot Inspectors

LA Times ^ | 8/16/12 | David Zahniser

[byrony]

Faced with a new law requiring condoms during porn shoots, Los Angeles officials have recommended that Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and the City Council begin searching for a medical professional to conduct inspections of adult film performances.

In a report issued Wednesday, a working group focused on ways to enforce the new condom ordinance said Film L.A. Inc., the office that processes film permits, should rework its applications so passages that discuss hazardous working conditions and dangerous special effects also mention the "transmission of blood and infectious materials."

Those applications also should include a check box in which film companies explain whether the productions will feature various forms of sexual intercourse and, if so, what kind, the report said.

[byrony]

How much of a "medical professional" do you have to be? Can I get that certificate at the University of Phoenix? I want to carry a badge but that won't be a gun in my pocket.

[FatherofFive]

Government spending at work.

The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

[BBell]

I guess while the libtards are busy running business out of Ca. they figured they would run the porn business out also.

[ridesthemiles]

Here in Nevada, we have whole counties where brothels are legal.

Maybe the film makers should look at doing their production here.

NO INCOME taxes in Nevada.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Talk about a regulatory agency that can be captured by the outfits it is supposed to regulate! This one might just take the cake.

[windcliff]

Employment ping.

[BBell]

The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

That's pretty funny. I will try to remember it.

[BBell]

I believe there will be a mass exodus of the porn industry into Nevada.

[ConorMacNessa]

I'm qualified for that job - but I wouldn't have it!　



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[verum ago]

paging Glenn Quagmire

[Past Your Eyes]

OOoohh, a pecker wrecker checker.

[C19fan]

There will be no 100 jobs “created” because the industry will go someplace else. So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect.

[MrB]

Great... more government employees.
I bet they’ll be unionized, too.

[Venturer]

I guess if you can regulate hard hats and steel toed shoes you can regulate a condom.

I suspect the porn shops will find a new place to do business.

[allmendream]

Hey Laz, need a job?

You could be in charge of the “To Hit It, or Not to Hit It - that is the question” brigade!

[Lurker]

Now that’s what I call a stimulus package.

[andy58-in-nh]

Porn outsourcing?

Just doing the blow jobs Americans are unwilling to do.

[Red Badger]

Where do I apply?............;^)

[Truth29]

"There will be no 100 jobs “created” because the industry will go someplace else. So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect."

Just because there won't be an industry to inspect doesn't mean the jobs won't be created. And after some suitable amount of time, a study can be commissioned to evolve the inspectors' duties to include some other activities that can be vaguely defined and will absorb the former duties so the new jobs can continue to screw the taxpayers.

[ConservaTexan]

“Up against the wall and spread ‘em.”

[Red Badger]

...and it’s the Left that always cries, “STAY THE HELL OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS!”...............

[Yehuda]

Diesel Fitters...

[randog]

...evolve the inspectors' duties to include some other activities...

Perhaps they can paint yellow lines around hazardous areas...?

[M Kehoe]

The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

I have to say, that is an excellent description of the democRAT party and condoms. "Covers" both richard craniums.

5.56mm

[DPMD]

Why not just wait until the movie’s released? Since most of the government employees are already watching the stuff, they can report on violations or compliance without disturbing their “work.”

[Rusty0604]

LOL

[radpolis]

Liberals will fight to their last breath for the right to murder your own children in the name of freedom and choice, but will compel you to wear condoms against your will.

[DuncanWaring]

So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect.

Doesn't mean they'll be out of work, though.

[morphing libertarian]

There is nothing for which California’s bankrupt liberal officials and elected fools will not spend money.

[tacticalogic]

That’s probably one of the few things government inspectors can do better than private enterprise. I can’t think of anyone more qualified to know when you’re being properly screwed.

[chaos_5]

Such a measure would make adult film industry inspections the responsibility of the county health department, which already works to prevent the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases in bathhouses and sex clubs.

SEX CLUBS!! Oh my....

[bravo whiskey]

save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.

[colorado tanker]

Hey Lois, I just got this great job!

[onedoug]

I'd think a jackass with a condom.

[Iron Munro]

Applicants are required to supply their own rulers, digital calipers, face guards and antibacterial hand wipes.

[zencycler]

Great... more government employees. I bet they’ll be unionized, too.

Actually, if they don't see condoms being used, there job would be to bust up a union!

[NativeSon]

Zing!!

[moovova]

Well...there's a NEW porn movie title.

"City Porn Inspectors Taken Advantage Of By Porn Actresses While On Set"

"Hey Mr. Inspector...can you inspect THIS, please?"
"Sure, mam, let me take a look..."

[papertyger]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Thirty plus posts and no body pinged Laz?

[papertyger]

save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.

She frosted me like a cake!

[funfan]

So when they go on strike will they just stand and watch?

[MrB]

They may just pick it.

[OrangeHoof]

Bill Clinton’s application has already been rejected.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

*** I want to carry a badge but that won't be a gun in my pocket. ****

[wildbill]

Interesting that the main subject of discussion is the proposed government tax or fees to pay for the porn shoot inspectors.
Think of all the problems the government will have to solve.

First they will need a academician versed in sex and pornography to write up a study with inspection requirements, requirements for inspectors such as experience and gag factor, and cost estimates.

I suppose they could charge by the inch to make things fair.

Or if equality in porn inspections is a primary goal, then they could take the approach that ‘size doesn’t matter’ and charge a flat fee.

Will group sex sessions be charged as only one inspection or be given a group discount.

Once you get the government involved, the possible permutations are absolutely endless.