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100 New Jobs to be Created by the City of LA: Porn Shoot Inspectors
LA Times ^ | 8/16/12 | David Zahniser

Posted on 08/16/2012 10:51:18 AM PDT by byrony

Faced with a new law requiring condoms during porn shoots, Los Angeles officials have recommended that Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and the City Council begin searching for a medical professional to conduct inspections of adult film performances.

In a report issued Wednesday, a working group focused on ways to enforce the new condom ordinance said Film L.A. Inc., the office that processes film permits, should rework its applications so passages that discuss hazardous working conditions and dangerous special effects also mention the "transmission of blood and infectious materials."

Those applications also should include a check box in which film companies explain whether the productions will feature various forms of sexual intercourse and, if so, what kind, the report said.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimesblogs.latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: porn
How much of a "medical professional" do you have to be? Can I get that certificate at the University of Phoenix? I want to carry a badge but that won't be a gun in my pocket.
1 posted on 08/16/2012 10:51:26 AM PDT by byrony
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To: byrony
Government spending at work.

The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

2 posted on 08/16/2012 10:58:15 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: byrony

I guess while the libtards are busy running business out of Ca. they figured they would run the porn business out also.


3 posted on 08/16/2012 10:58:25 AM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: BBell

Here in Nevada, we have whole counties where brothels are legal.

Maybe the film makers should look at doing their production here.

NO INCOME taxes in Nevada.


4 posted on 08/16/2012 10:59:40 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: byrony

Talk about a regulatory agency that can be captured by the outfits it is supposed to regulate! This one might just take the cake.


5 posted on 08/16/2012 11:00:20 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: onedoug

Employment ping.


6 posted on 08/16/2012 11:00:32 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: FatherofFive
The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

That's pretty funny. I will try to remember it.

7 posted on 08/16/2012 11:01:07 AM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: ridesthemiles

I believe there will be a mass exodus of the porn industry into Nevada.


8 posted on 08/16/2012 11:04:42 AM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: byrony
I'm qualified for that job - but I wouldn't have it! 



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9 posted on 08/16/2012 11:05:06 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: byrony

paging Glenn Quagmire


10 posted on 08/16/2012 11:05:47 AM PDT by verum ago (A good physical therapist is half friend, half sadist.)
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To: byrony

OOoohh, a pecker wrecker checker.


11 posted on 08/16/2012 11:06:40 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.)
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To: byrony

There will be no 100 jobs “created” because the industry will go someplace else. So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect.


12 posted on 08/16/2012 11:07:51 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: byrony

Great... more government employees.
I bet they’ll be unionized, too.


13 posted on 08/16/2012 11:09:16 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: byrony

I guess if you can regulate hard hats and steel toed shoes you can regulate a condom.

I suspect the porn shops will find a new place to do business.


14 posted on 08/16/2012 11:09:41 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: byrony; Lazamataz
Hey Laz, need a job?

You could be in charge of the “To Hit It, or Not to Hit It - that is the question” brigade!

15 posted on 08/16/2012 11:12:17 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: byrony

Now that’s what I call a stimulus package.


16 posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:27 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: C19fan
Porn outsourcing?

Just doing the blow jobs Americans are unwilling to do.

17 posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:39 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: byrony

Where do I apply?............;^)


18 posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:45 AM PDT by Red Badger (Anyone who thinks wisdom comes with age is either too young or too stupid to know the difference....)
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To: C19fan
"There will be no 100 jobs “created” because the industry will go someplace else. So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect."

Just because there won't be an industry to inspect doesn't mean the jobs won't be created. And after some suitable amount of time, a study can be commissioned to evolve the inspectors' duties to include some other activities that can be vaguely defined and will absorb the former duties so the new jobs can continue to screw the taxpayers.

19 posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:53 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: byrony

“Up against the wall and spread ‘em.”


20 posted on 08/16/2012 11:16:15 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: MrB

...and it’s the Left that always cries, “STAY THE HELL OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS!”...............


21 posted on 08/16/2012 11:17:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Anyone who thinks wisdom comes with age is either too young or too stupid to know the difference....)
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To: Past Your Eyes

Diesel Fitters...


22 posted on 08/16/2012 11:21:37 AM PDT by Yehuda (http://jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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To: Truth29
...evolve the inspectors' duties to include some other activities...

Perhaps they can paint yellow lines around hazardous areas...?

23 posted on 08/16/2012 11:23:03 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: FatherofFive
The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

I have to say, that is an excellent description of the democRAT party and condoms. "Covers" both richard craniums.

5.56mm

24 posted on 08/16/2012 11:28:36 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: byrony

Why not just wait until the movie’s released? Since most of the government employees are already watching the stuff, they can report on violations or compliance without disturbing their “work.”


25 posted on 08/16/2012 11:35:03 AM PDT by DPMD
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To: FatherofFive

LOL


26 posted on 08/16/2012 11:45:03 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: byrony

Liberals will fight to their last breath for the right to murder your own children in the name of freedom and choice, but will compel you to wear condoms against your will.


27 posted on 08/16/2012 11:47:47 AM PDT by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: C19fan
So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect.

Doesn't mean they'll be out of work, though.

28 posted on 08/16/2012 11:50:17 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: byrony

There is nothing for which California’s bankrupt liberal officials and elected fools will not spend money.


29 posted on 08/16/2012 11:51:40 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: byrony

That’s probably one of the few things government inspectors can do better than private enterprise. I can’t think of anyone more qualified to know when you’re being properly screwed.


30 posted on 08/16/2012 11:53:53 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: byrony
Such a measure would make adult film industry inspections the responsibility of the county health department, which already works to prevent the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases in bathhouses and sex clubs.

SEX CLUBS!! Oh my....
31 posted on 08/16/2012 11:56:22 AM PDT by chaos_5
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To: Truth29

save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.


32 posted on 08/16/2012 11:58:48 AM PDT by bravo whiskey
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To: byrony

Hey Lois, I just got this great job!

33 posted on 08/16/2012 12:04:26 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: FatherofFive; windcliff
I'd think a jackass with a condom.
34 posted on 08/16/2012 12:05:45 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: byrony

Applicants are required to supply their own rulers, digital calipers, face guards and antibacterial hand wipes.


35 posted on 08/16/2012 12:09:16 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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To: MrB
Great... more government employees. I bet they’ll be unionized, too.

Actually, if they don't see condoms being used, there job would be to bust up a union!
36 posted on 08/16/2012 12:09:43 PM PDT by zencycler
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To: zencycler

Zing!!


37 posted on 08/16/2012 12:18:53 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: byrony
Well...there's a NEW porn movie title.

"City Porn Inspectors Taken Advantage Of By Porn Actresses While On Set"

"Hey Mr. Inspector...can you inspect THIS, please?"
"Sure, mam, let me take a look..."

38 posted on 08/16/2012 12:22:20 PM PDT by moovova (OMG...Obama Must Go)
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To: byrony; Lazamataz; All

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Thirty plus posts and no body pinged Laz?


39 posted on 08/16/2012 12:23:08 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: bravo whiskey
save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.

She frosted me like a cake!


40 posted on 08/16/2012 12:33:12 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: MrB

So when they go on strike will they just stand and watch?


41 posted on 08/16/2012 12:48:32 PM PDT by funfan
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To: funfan

They may just pick it.


42 posted on 08/16/2012 12:52:23 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: byrony

Bill Clinton’s application has already been rejected.


43 posted on 08/16/2012 2:17:00 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: byrony
*** I want to carry a badge but that won't be a gun in my pocket. ****


44 posted on 08/16/2012 2:21:53 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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To: byrony

Interesting that the main subject of discussion is the proposed government tax or fees to pay for the porn shoot inspectors.
Think of all the problems the government will have to solve.

First they will need a academician versed in sex and pornography to write up a study with inspection requirements, requirements for inspectors such as experience and gag factor, and cost estimates.

I suppose they could charge by the inch to make things fair.

Or if equality in porn inspections is a primary goal, then they could take the approach that ‘size doesn’t matter’ and charge a flat fee.

Will group sex sessions be charged as only one inspection or be given a group discount.

Once you get the government involved, the possible permutations are absolutely endless.


45 posted on 08/16/2012 2:51:58 PM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk oMnly to me.)
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