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Brace Yourself For The Paul Ryan Smears
NapaWhineCountry ^ | 8-16-2012 | Tom Thurlow

Posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:13 AM PDT by reformedcrat

I was cleaning out the Ryan family refrigerator and freezer. I looked into the back of the freezer and there was this round thing covered with newspaper. Slowly I pulled back the newspaper and … it was a frozen head! With a scary expression on its face! As far as I knew I was alone in the kitchen but I turned around and Paul Ryan was standing there, sharpening a butcher knife, looking at me like he was possessed!

(Cue the music from The Shining)

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: election; lies; ryan; smears
I like this. Getting ahead of the smear machine with good ol' Republican humor.
1 posted on 08/16/2012 11:15:34 AM PDT by reformedcrat
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To: reformedcrat

I saw Ryan’s picture in a piece of toast. Scared me out of my wits!


2 posted on 08/16/2012 11:22:45 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: reformedcrat

3 posted on 08/16/2012 11:22:47 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Siri: Paul Ryan 2016)
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To: reformedcrat

HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS PAUL!!!


4 posted on 08/16/2012 11:23:15 AM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I think it would be way cool to have Paul Ryan lead a P90X class on a saturday morning or something

It would be 24/7 for at least a whole news cycle

Then joke that Joe Biden should try it


5 posted on 08/16/2012 11:33:04 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum [of good]")
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6 posted on 08/16/2012 11:35:51 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: reformedcrat

The problem for the smear machine is that Paul Ryan is articulate and knows how to spell potato.


7 posted on 08/16/2012 11:44:21 AM PDT by Tom Bombadil
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To: reformedcrat

That is why the GOP and Sarah are dumping on Biden as a pre-emptive strike


8 posted on 08/16/2012 11:54:13 AM PDT by uncbob
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9 posted on 08/16/2012 12:03:25 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: reformedcrat

Leave Patriot Ryan alone...Go after the jerk liberal Romney.


10 posted on 08/16/2012 12:07:16 PM PDT by napscoordinator (Attention Republican National Convention voters....Santorum/Bachmann 2012! Dump liberal Romney NOW!)
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To: reformedcrat
Photobucket And that's not all...
11 posted on 08/16/2012 12:26:47 PM PDT by RetSignman
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Funny!!!


12 posted on 08/16/2012 12:53:07 PM PDT by funfan
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I’ve noticed the LSM quit showing Ryan on TV Monday: he’s just too goodlooking, boy scout sharp guy, appealingt, completely antithetical to zero.


13 posted on 08/16/2012 1:06:32 PM PDT by txhurl
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14 posted on 08/16/2012 1:23:16 PM PDT by ScottinVA (If Obama is reelected, America will deserve every mockery that follows.)
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Gotta love those mom jeans compared with Paul’s super cool Gander Mt. get up.


15 posted on 08/16/2012 1:26:36 PM PDT by Mountain Mary (Ryan/West 2016)
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To: ScottinVA

Love the rear bumper on that bike. God, if this boob is re-elected then I think we all know what that means.


16 posted on 08/16/2012 1:28:20 PM PDT by nikos1121
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To: reformedcrat
Already there are or have been three ads about Romney closing down a company and hurting the middle class workers who were employed by those companies.

The steel worker who lost his wife to cancer because Romney shut down his plant has been discredited. For some reason, I never saw that one running in our area of Florida.

Does anyone know about the other two?

What were the circumstances surrounding their closure?

Some guy in the current one says he was ordered to build a 30 foot high podium which was used by Bain Capital to announce the plant closure and Romney made 100 million dollars off the closure.

"I looked to my left and to my right at my co-workers as we had all just lost our jobs and then looked at the podium. Building that podium was like building my coffin."

The ads never mention the people's names or the name of the company or its location.

17 posted on 08/16/2012 1:33:05 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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