Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Obama admits he’d like a ‘weird superpower’ (ability to speak any language.. flying OK too)
Yahoo ^ | 8/17/12 | Olivier Knox - The Ticket

Posted on 08/17/2012 9:09:20 AM PDT by NormsRevenge

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-5051-68 last
To: NormsRevenge

How arrogant.

I just want to be able to run again, or play guitar proficiently.


51 posted on 08/17/2012 10:58:34 AM PDT by wastedyears (The First Rule of Heavy Metal: Not all metal is satanic.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: GraceG

When darkness had descended all across the land
A lone voice in the distance uttered “Yes, we can!”
He gave good speeches, never sweat; he was real good at the Internets (plural intended, remember George Bush?)
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

He passed a major stimulus for the Bourgeois,
Then said he’d half the deficit, “He He! Ha Ha!”
Stop unemployment, market dives, fix healthcare in his spare time,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

He’ll use his super powers to win in Iraq
Then kung-fu chop the Taliban, Ka-chow! Ka-cha!
Our image in the world he’ll mend, and make the Jews and Arabs friends,
He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

(Barack sits at desk in Oval Office, telephone rings)
(Voice on the phone): Sir, we’ve got a situation.
(Obama): Pirates!!
(Superhero Barack Obama unbuttons his shirt, reveals his superhero outfit underneath, and flies off like Superman.)

He’ll spend the dough, write the checks,
Disregard the mounting debt
Stop the globe from getting warm,
Fill your car with nuts and corn.

Leap a building, run industry,
Save a kitten from a tree,
Fix the schools, go to space,
Punch a robot in the face.

Stop a train, wrestle bears,
Smoke a butt, we don’t care!
Cuz you’re Barack Obama, you’ve come to save the day!
So just snap your fingers, and fix the U.S.A.!!


52 posted on 08/17/2012 10:58:34 AM PDT by GraceG
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge; SpinnerWebb

My wife likes to keep the tv on fox news. Every time I walk into the room and see this ass clown on the screen I become trilingual. I immediately switch from my native english to obscenity and sign language.


53 posted on 08/17/2012 11:00:24 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge; SpinnerWebb

My wife likes to keep the tv on fox news. Every time I walk into the room and see this ass clown on the screen I become trilingual. I immediately switch from my native english to obscenity and sign language.


54 posted on 08/17/2012 11:00:53 AM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: a fool in paradise
Obama admits he’d like a ‘weird superpower’ (ability to speak any language..

Zer0's not as dumb as he looks - if you're planning to rule the world, that would be an immensely useful superpower indeed.

55 posted on 08/17/2012 11:01:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge

Obama is a child


56 posted on 08/17/2012 11:02:13 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

If he wants to pretend to be a Christ figure, he can proclaim the desire to speak in all tongues if he wishes.

He doesn’t even know what languages are spoken in which nations to begin with.


57 posted on 08/17/2012 11:05:32 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 55 | View Replies]

Here you go zero.

Help End FReepathons by Donating Monthly!
Generous FReeper Sponsors are donating $10 for every New Monthly Donor!
Please Sign Up to Donate Monthly!

58 posted on 08/17/2012 11:11:56 AM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge

I wonder what super power Mittins would like.


59 posted on 08/17/2012 11:11:56 AM PDT by right way right (What's it gonna take?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge

I wonder what super power Mittins would like.


60 posted on 08/17/2012 11:12:59 AM PDT by right way right (What's it gonna take?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge

What an immature dumbass...
Little things amuse little minds.
Cant solve anything, but chimes in on everything.


61 posted on 08/17/2012 11:13:40 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge

Why not? All he does is talk.


62 posted on 08/17/2012 11:42:24 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All
It's not really 'weird' there was a Marvel Comics character called Cypher with the power and it's a superpower that doesn't break the laws of physics, unlike flying.

I've often thought it would be a good one. When it comes to foreign language, speaking isn't my strength; I'm better reading and writing.

63 posted on 08/17/2012 11:50:10 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Election night is 82 days away.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: vekzen
This is absolutely astonishing.

Yep. "Boxers or Breifs" was a new low.

This undercuts it.

Next up, "Who wins in a fight, Batman or Wolverine?"

64 posted on 08/17/2012 11:56:19 AM PDT by wbill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge
I'd imagine Superman could help him with flying.


65 posted on 08/18/2012 2:11:44 AM PDT by clearcarbon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slyfox

We give our students and end of year essay title to evaluate their writing skills. This year it was, “If you had a superpower what would it be and what would you do with it?”

Obama thinks like an elementary school kid!


66 posted on 08/18/2012 5:44:02 AM PDT by CAluvdubya
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge
If I had something that I could immediately wish for, I would love to be able to speak any language," the president said.
Yeah. He could start with, 'Austrian'.
67 posted on 08/19/2012 7:17:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NormsRevenge; justiceseeker93; sickoflibs; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; DarthVader; ...

Is this a young Barry? I wonder when he got his teeth fixed.

I wish he had the power to DISAPPEAR!

68 posted on 08/20/2012 3:20:58 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-5051-68 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson