No, you don't. You refuse to get it. You're being sarcastic.
Utter foolishness.
You're riding with the RiNO Club even while they're urinating all over your head and up and down your leg, and you lecture me about "foolishness"?
re: You’re riding with the RiNO Club even while they’re urinating all over your head and up and down your leg, and you lecture me about “foolishness”?
Your eloquent words paint a picture that takes the reader from his mundane world, brilliantly capturing his imagination, and making him feel that he is really there.
The ever naive Doug from Upland, who refuses to get it, is tricked into riding a fine steed with the RiNO Club. The members take him out to the meadow and systematically begin showering him with bodily fluids. In the warm summer sun, the fluids begin drenching his head and finish their ephemeral journey by running down his leg and staining his True Religion jeans. Then, in a remarkable feat that would have had Sir Issac Newton question his Universal Law of Gravitation, the fluids inexplicably begin running up DFU’s leg.
Ah, yes, FReepers, lentulusgracchus is the master wordsmith. We may not know the color of the sky in the fantasy world in which he lives, but with his political expertise and logic, we should hold him in awe. The GOP, despite a victory by Obama, is going to capture 67 Senate seats. Shortly thereafter, charges will be brought in the House and, Barack Hussein Obama, only the third U.S. President to ever be impeached, will be convicted in the Senate and removed from office. It is a carefully crafted Machiavellian plan with a very high probability of success.