Posted on 08/19/2012 9:32:29 AM PDT by bgill
If 0 bummer had sons, they would blend in REEEEEEEAALLY good over there.
The “East Side” of Austin was the east side before I-35 existed. It is the residental and business are east of down town which can be west of the freeway.
No-knock warrants enable a free-fire zone between the perps making ingress and the hopefully, ready resident.
Actually, people should keep a stuffed dog just inside the door. The cops will first open fire on the dog, alerting the residents to the incursion.
FWIW, reporter says it happened in East Austin and even shows it on a map... on the west of I35.
North is to the top thus he’s showing it in east Austin. Google will give you the same picture of that address.
LOL Filing that under 'jokes that are actually good ideas.'
Add some strategically placed hidden speakers and an audio track of a very vicious sounding dog/s. When the stuffed dog is shot it triggers a program that plays the snarling dog/s coming from alternating speakers. Keep the invaders turning this way and that for a little bit.
LOL, omg I like that! It should result in total chaos, but there may be rounds fired everywhere. Well, then we mount a camera to record the whole episode.
That occurred to me too. Take cover and let the fluster cluck begin! ;^)
Well, then we mount a camera to record the whole episode.
Live streaming on the internets and automatically stored on multiple mirror site servers. Add a few sound tracks on speakers outside of gunfire, shouting, vehicles, helicopters ... maybe even a little artillery w/smoke & flashbangs for effect ... the whole team might cut itself to ribbons while you watch on a bigscreen in your safe room.
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