Posted on 08/23/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT by Redcitizen
KATHMANDU — A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake bit it back and killed the reptile in a tit-for-tat attack, a newspaper said on Thursday.
Nepali daily Annapurna Post said Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, which bit him in his rice paddy on Tuesday, caught it and bit it until it died.
“I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry,” the 55-year-old Miya, who lives in a village some 200 km southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was quoted by the daily as saying.
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Chuck Norris once was bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain and suffering... the snake died.
Dude
Hitler finds our Chuck Norris is coming to get him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs
Thank heavens for that, Chuck Norris' King Cobra must not have been endangered either...well maybe that wasn't in Nepal.
Sure sounds like he got bit in the posterior when its written that way.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term “bite me” doesn’t it?
You all ever see that piece on Discovery where that guy in Florida got bit by a cobra in the belly? He survived and one day when he was in the shower, the place where the snake bit him, was all swelled up and the dam thing exploded. He had a hole there with no skin all the way to the gut sack..I dunno what the name of that is. I got off the couch and headed right to the bathroom. I got a pretty good stomach, but that one about made me puke.
If he’d thought to let the snake live, it could have gone back and warned it’s snake buddies to leave that guy alone. He bites back.
Yes!
People invented cars to get away from Chuck Norris, then they invented airplanes because they thought Chuck Norris couldn’t fly.
PS. Do not steal this guy’s root beer.
I’m glad I didn’t see that program. That’s gross.
Cobras are neuro-toxic and not hemo-toxic.
Where a rattlesnake can cause all sorts of physical complications, a cobra just shuts down your nervous system.
The report you saw seems to include some unlikely data.
It's that in-between age. You aren't old yet, but the trips down the hall to the bathroom every night are getting more frequent. And stuff hurts, all over, in places you didn't know you had.
I have empathy for the guy. Grumpy is a state of mind.
Biting a cobra might be cathartic.
/johnny
Anyone remember the old carnival sideshow THE GEEK! Often a semi-nude woman dressed in skins who often ate snakes as part of their show.
You mean this!
Monicled Cobra bite caught on video. (Graphic)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=114_1193373704
Perhaps it was just an infection. All reptiles have absolutely filthy mouths teeming with nasty bacteria.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can dry his hands with water.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear is not dead, he is just too afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can find the floor of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris chews diamonds to hone his teeth.
Chuck Norris doesn’t hold his breath when he swims; water is too terrified of Chuck Norris to enter his lungs.
Chuck Norris can solve any Rubik’s Cube in one twist.
Chuck Norris does not jump; he orders the Earth to move downward several feet when he steps.
Man....bit by a cobra......chases down the snake.....chews up the snake.....let this guy be a monitor on a school bus.....
“You shut up and leave Cody alone or I tear you up like this cobra (chomp chomp)!”
That would be the best behaved bus of kids in the country.
Biting into a cobra certainly would qualify as an anger management tool.
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