Greeks confront crime wave amid austerity

BBC ^ | 16 August 2012 | Chloe Hadjimatheou

[darth]

Last week I was loading groceries into my truck at a shopping center. Several young men came running through the parking lot holding bottles.

I thought it was odd that they were running.

One of them approached me and said that they had designer colognes at deep discounts for sale. He asked me what I wore and tried to push the bottle under my nose.

I told him, “I don’t wear cologne. GO AWAY.”

He ran off.

Later I found out that they had ether in the bottles. After the victim gets woozy, the perps steal wallets and purses.

Watch your Six.

[wally_bert]

Send this guy instead esp. since he is greek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTxQdt5NGQ

[sergeantdave]

Looks like your set, Publius. If you need a few 1,200-pound, 10-foot gators for your moat, drop me an e-mail.

Cheers

[Publius]

Gators? Already have them. That’s part of the final protective line.

[sergeantdave]

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/6793221-giant-900pound-gator-caught-by-a-woman-in-south-carolina-video

If you need more, we have bigger ones.

[blam]

"...be ready for the worst, and that includes martial law and the “postponement” of the election."

Thanks.

I'm about as ready as anyone can be.