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Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Body Part
NewsBusters ^ | August 27, 2012 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 08/27/2012 9:34:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."

Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: algore; naomiwolf
I'm getting in touch with Naomi's publisher to pitch my own book: "Toe: A New Biography."
1 posted on 08/27/2012 9:34:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
"Toe: A New Biography."

"I'll buy that!"

2 posted on 08/27/2012 9:36:41 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PJ-Comix

SEX....SEX.....SEX....is ALL the Democrats think about.


3 posted on 08/27/2012 9:37:29 AM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

That book sounds “Vag-Tastic”


4 posted on 08/27/2012 9:38:50 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A Georgia O'Keeffe retrospective?


5 posted on 08/27/2012 9:41:36 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: PJ-Comix
From the Amazon.com review:

she discovers, much to her own astonishment, an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself.

You just can't make this stuff up.

6 posted on 08/27/2012 9:45:00 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Cincinatus

Yep....so now I can say to a woman...”oh, you’re just thinking with your vagina.” haha.


7 posted on 08/27/2012 9:47:32 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: PJ-Comix

(Sung to tune of “I looked over Jordan”)

I looked below my navel and what did I see?
I saw my ??*@*! looking back at me....


8 posted on 08/27/2012 9:49:09 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine; PJ-Comix

Re Post 8:

Of course I meant, to the tune of “Swing low, sweet chariot”


9 posted on 08/27/2012 9:50:50 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: PJ-Comix

Dang it, it ain’t fair. I wrote a multi-chapter treatise on Mr. Happy and the publishers wouldn’t touch it. So to speak.


10 posted on 08/27/2012 9:51:41 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix
I love the scene in the TV series Monk where he has to go through a humungous vagina in a science museum.
11 posted on 08/27/2012 9:51:55 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: PJ-Comix
"...from one of our most respected cultural critics and thinkers..."

Hunh??? Truly disturbing.

Oh yeah! Amazon that's Jeff Bezos's company. He's the guy who gave $2.5 million to the gay marriage effort?

12 posted on 08/27/2012 9:52:37 AM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: Cincinatus
she discovers, much to her own astonishment, an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself.

What a stupid c____

13 posted on 08/27/2012 9:54:45 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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To: Ann Archy

I was going to post a question - “what? her elbow? earlobe? no, I know, it has to be something to do with sex.”

It’s not “democrats” per se, though democrats are the political party that those with this worldview flock too.

It’s inherent with an ideology that rejects the absolutes that they will become obsessed with sex, and usually abnormal sex.
This was part and parcel of the fall of the Roman empire.

(Schaefer - How Shall We Then Live)


14 posted on 08/27/2012 9:54:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm gonna say it..belly button piercings are incredibly hot on women...simple one though..not the huge costume jewelery types.


15 posted on 08/27/2012 9:55:29 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
"Yep....so now I can say to a woman...”oh, you’re just thinking with your vagina.” haha."

Or ask...

Are you thinking with your vaginal brain lobe? You have to tell me because I didn't get that part of the brain.

16 posted on 08/27/2012 9:56:47 AM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: Cincinatus
LOL!

Naomi Wolf is such a psychobabble huckster! I cant believe people take her serious? Didnt she offer "alpha male" Algore the advice to wear "earth tones"?

17 posted on 08/27/2012 9:58:24 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: Billthedrill
Dang it, it ain’t fair. I wrote a multi-chapter treatise on Mr. Happy and the publishers wouldn’t touch it. So to speak.

While I admit that took balls, it seems the work would not stand on it's own merit.

18 posted on 08/27/2012 9:58:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Funny but creepy!)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL!

From the comments:

I guess it it were an autobiography, typing would have been awk-ward!

19 posted on 08/27/2012 10:00:46 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why not? If Democrats are to be believed (and of course we know they are not), women aren’t to be bothered with trivial issues like the economy, deficit, and jobs. Oh, no; the only issues “important to women” are birth control and abortion.

Hence, the Democrats have effectively reduced women simply to reproductive organs that can vote.


20 posted on 08/27/2012 10:03:30 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"...Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Body Part..."

Chapter 1: The Desert

It was hot and dry. Oh, so dry. There was no moisture to be seen anywhere. She scanned the horizon, looking for something, anything, that might remedy the situation. But sadly, there was nothing. And it looked to stay that way.

Her property was overvalued, but this she did not know. She had spent a cloistered life cultivating its importance and desirability in her own mind, never seeking any other opinion than that of her companions, who built her up in her own mind. As a result, her value system had formed in a vacuum, and now the devil was due.

It was clear that she could not sell her property, there would be no buyers. She knew this, because she could not even give it away. She had tried, oh, how she tried, with no success. The futility of it embittered her, and over the years, she cluched greedily at her own property, scaring away any potential suitor. After that, anyone who held so much as a twisted, broken down dollar bill clenched in a talon of a hand who looked at the property saw a stunted tangle of dried up, dessicated old growth, that looked devoid of moisture, and frightened away, surreptitiously pocketed the crumbling paper into a tattered pocket.

It simply wasn't worth it.

Yet, here she was, proudly trying to pretend the parched, useless and admittedly repulsive property, actually was something people wanted to see, hear about, or even buy.

People watched her with emotions containing some small mixture of pity and sadness, but mostly ridicule. It was she who had devalued her own property, she who had brought on the drought, she who had nursed the drought until at last, her property stood useless, unwanted, lonely and ignored.

It was simply to late to make people interested.

21 posted on 08/27/2012 10:04:40 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Rub some bacon on it.")
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To: Cincinatus

Is she agreeing with Todd Akin?


22 posted on 08/27/2012 10:09:33 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: PJ-Comix

i am all for the vagina, but this doesnt look like its written for my demographic


23 posted on 08/27/2012 10:10:25 AM PDT by wafflehouse (RE-ELECT NO ONE !)
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To: Lazamataz
it seems the work would not stand on it's own merit.

Well, they wanted to cut it and I said no way, Jose...

24 posted on 08/27/2012 10:10:33 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix

Hmmm, leftist women like Naomi Wolf, Sandra Fluke, and Amanda Marcotte sure do a lot of talking when it comes to their woman parts, and how often they are going to effing eff whoever the eff they want, whenever the eff they effing want to. Lots of talking, writing, maybe even thinking about it. Yet with all that libertine spirit, and willingness to talk about it, is there a more outwardly repressed group around than feminists? Makes me wonder if they ever effing get around to it.


25 posted on 08/27/2012 10:11:33 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: PJ-Comix

Vagina monologues got the ball rolling.

Feminists are really seriously defective units.


26 posted on 08/27/2012 10:13:24 AM PDT by y6162
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To: PJ-Comix

” she discovers, much to her own astonishment, an increasing body of scientific evidence that suggests that the vagina is not merely flesh, but an intrinsic component of the female brain—and thus has a fundamental connection to female consciousness itself. “

In other words, she’s thinking with her hoo-ha.


27 posted on 08/27/2012 10:13:44 AM PDT by Humble Servant
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To: PJ-Comix; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

Naomi Wolf: Flow, I Moan.


28 posted on 08/27/2012 10:13:44 AM PDT by mikrofon (Vagina Moanalongs)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yep. She had some health issues and the whole world didn’t stop, so she has to write a book. Democrats.....self-absorbed, self-serving, self-centered


29 posted on 08/27/2012 10:14:13 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: PJ-Comix

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30 posted on 08/27/2012 10:14:38 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: rlmorel

Chapter 2: The Dollar Store Beckons


31 posted on 08/27/2012 10:21:32 AM PDT by rlmorel ("It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong." Voltaire)
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To: PJ-Comix
I've heard of navel-gazing, but she's writing about her grievous ax wound? Whoa, hey! Been there, done that ... lighten up baby. Nothin' would be fina then to ... how `bout a poke? Thank you, thank you very much. What a great crowd! From Vagina? I mean Virginia? Two drink minimum, drink up, yeah we got ladies writing about their growlers, no kidding. You can't make this stuff up. Ho, hey! Whoa!
32 posted on 08/27/2012 10:23:22 AM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Covenantor
"Gift-wrap available."

I'll refrain from making any one of the dozen jokes that immediately come to mind.

33 posted on 08/27/2012 10:30:46 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix

Feminism is reaching it’s logical illogical end products.

It began, when it did have a moral base, on the idea that men did too much irresponsible thinking with their penis -

figuratively, as there is no known special “brain-penis” connection, outside of the same connections the brain has to all parts of the body -

thinking with his penis promiscuously, and leaving the woman to care for, many times on their own, the results of male irresponsibility.

It morpohed into a movement seeking to grant women the moral right to be as promiscuous and irresponsible as many men had often been, when it was expected of men but women were still supposed to represent virtue.

Now, at last feminism found the counterpart to the male thinking with his penis; now she can think with her vagina - ah, victory at last - victory that is to the descent modern feminism has dragged itself down into.


34 posted on 08/27/2012 10:31:09 AM PDT by Wuli
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To: Liberty Valance

I thought it was impossible for any group to obsess over the “V” any more than the post-pubescent 13-to-twentysomething male population. But today’s Feminist Democrat Women are proving me wrong.


35 posted on 08/27/2012 10:33:15 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: PJ-Comix

That particular body part was the only one big enough to justify a book. If she had written a piece called “My Brain,” it would have been a short story.


36 posted on 08/27/2012 10:54:45 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: PJ-Comix

Naomi Wolf is one of those writers whom people think is ohh so important but can’t stand to read her stuff.


37 posted on 08/27/2012 10:55:36 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I got curious about what Naomi Wolf looks like these days, so I checked online. Other than her eyes being a pretty color, that woman is tore up from the floor up. I’ll bet her lady parts look like an overcooked veal cutlet or something similar. Or to quote a Family Guy episode, a “casserole of nonsense”.

Wouldn’t hit it with Laz’s tool, even if there was the promise of a cold beer afterward.


38 posted on 08/27/2012 11:08:42 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ((((( )))))
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To: rlmorel

Funny and sad at the same time. But more funny than sad for me.


39 posted on 08/27/2012 11:09:35 AM PDT by IndyTiger
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To: rlmorel

“Chapter 2: The Dollar Store Beckons”

BEST post of the day! I’m still ROFL.


40 posted on 08/27/2012 11:19:57 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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To: y6162

“Vagina monologues got the ball rolling.”

I’ve always been of the opinion that vaginas should be seen and not heard.


41 posted on 08/27/2012 11:29:38 AM PDT by duckman (Dr Ben Carlson: Vision Not Division.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco; Lazamataz

“My God, it’s full of .... *bzzzzt-crackle-bzzzzzrt*” -—David Bowman, on his first date with Naomi Wolf


42 posted on 08/27/2012 11:45:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: mikrofon

“Naomi Wolf: Flow, I Moan.”

Outstanding!: !gnidnatstuO

“Madam, I’m Adam.” “Able was I ere I saw Elba.” etc.

Anyway, as noted, you can’t make this stuff up if you have even just half of a normal brain.

What is it about feminists & their body parts which nobody wants to avail of, anyway? Is it similar to homosexuals whose perverted practices define who they are, the way they see the world & how society must respect them for it?


43 posted on 08/27/2012 11:48:32 AM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
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To: PJ-Comix

That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read! Hey, she opened herself up to this.

Oh, wait...


44 posted on 08/27/2012 1:42:12 PM PDT by rlmorel ("It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong." Voltaire)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

Thank you, and I readily relinquish that title to post #42!


45 posted on 08/27/2012 1:46:00 PM PDT by rlmorel ("It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong." Voltaire)
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To: PJ-Comix; wbill; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

46 posted on 08/27/2012 5:50:38 PM PDT by martin_fierro (There, that's out of the way)
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