Who is the mystery Republican convention speaker?

AFP ^ | 08/28/2012

[Labyrinthos]

Uncle Ted? Chuck Norris? The Most Interesting Man in the World?

[PGR88]

Obama’s half brother, George!

[evangmlw]

Da NEWSTER: Newt Gingrich

[SeekAndFind]

RE: I vote for Rush!!!

He said in his show today that IT’s NOT HIM.

[M. Thatcher]

Ah. Well, scratch that then, heh. Since Rush already announce it’s not him, wish it was Mark Levin. THAT would be worth lining up for.

[xkaydet65]

Alveeda King.

[workerbee]

JIM ROBINSON!!

[bammynomore]

MOOchelle and her $25,000 jacket.

[hummingbird]

Levin can broadcast from his bunker!

I'm thinking Trump, Dinesh D’Souza......

[Revolting cat!]

Todd Akin.

[arasina]

Bibi Netanyahu? ;-)

[Patrick1]

Most likely Nancy Reagan.

[dfwgator]

Jim Thompson!

[Revolting cat!]

Why, Johnny Paris.

[noiseman]

I’m guessing Dinesh D’Souza, but would love to see it be George Obama. Hey, maybe both!

[hummingbird]

Love the expression on Cheney's face.

hummingbird loves Dick Cheney!

[Billthedrill]

I didn't make the cut again this year. I promised them a tried, conservative approach but they didn't like my clever joke opening:

BtD: "Knock knock!"
Convention, yawning: "Who's there?"
BtD: "Boo!"
Convention, grumbling: "Boo who?"
BtD: "Oh, so you're sad Romney got the nomination too, huh?"

Some people got no sensayuma.

[Breto]

Who cares who is speaking at the RINO fest...

[hummingbird]

"A hologram of Reagan’s “A Time For Choosing” speech"

That would be awesome!

[Colonel_Flagg]

Do I even need to? :)