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Seriously, thank you [Another email from nobama]
email | Saturday, September 1, 2012 | The man hisself

Posted on 09/01/2012 8:23:25 PM PDT by upchuck

Friend --

To thank you for your support of this campaign, we'd like to give you your choice of one of our bumper stickers.

Take a look, pick which design you'd like, and we'll send it to you -- for free:

Thanks,

Obama for America


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: vanity
My fav bumper sticker is one I made myself from something I saw here on FR:

The SEALS
removed
one threat
to America

Remove the
other in
November

Free bumper sticker. Is that how nobama spells desperation?

1 posted on 09/01/2012 8:23:26 PM PDT by upchuck
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To: upchuck

What is the minimum you can donate to get a bumper sticker?

Siphoning off an opponents resources is a tactic we often use.

Flyer? I’d LOVE one! Bumper sticker? Oh yes! Twenty minute empty discussion? Bring it!


2 posted on 09/01/2012 8:26:39 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: DBrow

You do not have to donate anything. I have had several sent to me.

I also sign up for tickets to every campaign event close to me (but I can never show up since I still have a job, for the moment). At least it depresses the enthusiasm.


3 posted on 09/01/2012 8:29:46 PM PDT by rightsmart
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To: upchuck

I would love to see the brake like lit up!

STOP!!!!!


4 posted on 09/01/2012 8:31:05 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Bocephus hits a home run! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_vjPqAVzI)
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To: upchuck

I just noticed something curious. None of those stickers mention 2012. Hummmm...


5 posted on 09/01/2012 8:33:49 PM PDT by upchuck ("Definition of 'racist:' someone that is winning an argument with a liberal." ~ Peter Brimelow)
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To: rightsmart

Wow, wouldn’t want to get on your wrong side. Nice going...


6 posted on 09/01/2012 8:36:00 PM PDT by Cruising For Freedom
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To: upchuck

A simple bumper sticker.

Good Hunting... from Varmint Al

7 posted on 09/01/2012 8:36:54 PM PDT by Varmint Al
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To: upchuck

You can bet they come attached to a packet voter registration forms from all 57 states.


8 posted on 09/01/2012 8:38:13 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Had enough of the freaks running the show yet?)
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To: Cruising For Freedom

I’m thinking of attending our neighborhood dem convention acceptance speech party to sow seeds of doubt and hopelessness.

I may not have much money or enthusiasm to help the Romney campaign, but I can at least have some fun reducing depressing resources and energy from the other side.


9 posted on 09/01/2012 8:40:32 PM PDT by rightsmart
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To: rightsmart

Oops, “reducing” was supposed to be deleted and replaced by “depressing.”


10 posted on 09/01/2012 8:42:30 PM PDT by rightsmart
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To: upchuck

Someone I know has been putting anti-0bama stickers on liberals’ cars. Hope none of them are vandalized by vengeful Lefties.


11 posted on 09/01/2012 8:42:39 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: upchuck
My reply:

Now ISN'T THAT SPECIAL.

One of your flunkies strolled out to the WH driveway, snapped a shot of one of the expensive, gas-guzzling taxpayer provided SS SUVs -- maybe even the one with the retractable roof and pop-up minigun. (The rugged steel guard over the tail light was the tip off!) The image was brought back in where another flunky PhotoShopped those stickers on the rear hatch. That really IS special, BO!

I might be inclined to accept your offer of one of them if only to commemorate your soon to end usurpation of the presidency. Might have some collector value as I'm pretty sure they will be a seriously limited press run and even lower distribution. The temptation would increase if you would send me one of those printed in Farsi or Arabic. Thanks but no thanks as I wouldn't have room on my 12 year-old taxpayer provided (that'd be MOI!) minivan as the back is already covered with Romney/Ryan stickers.

In the spirit of aiding your departure from public life, some of us are doing a pretty brisk business (which we DID built) selling the stickers you'll find below. We can hardly keep up with the demand and we'd like to thank you for the success of our little cottage enterprise.

Wishing you the very worst of luck in the upcoming election, we remain,

Disgustedly,

Dick Bachert

PS: We are telling all your supporters we encounter -- in the last week alone, we ran into 3 of them -- to be sure to get to the polls on November 8th. We even gave them maps to the nearest SEIU bus pick-up points that day and suggested they bring along a small bag for their free pint of Night Train.


12 posted on 09/01/2012 8:43:18 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (I think Obozo deserves another term: 20 to life in Leavenworth sounds about right!)
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To: rightsmart

Hee hee... sounds like a fun time!

I occasionally troll the Obama forums with the most dumb lies, I think they’re called “bouncies” in some venues. As a testament to their extreme stupidity, I haven’t had anyone call me out yet.

Ping me your report of sowing the seeds of doubt and hopelessness, if you generate such a report.


13 posted on 09/01/2012 8:45:12 PM PDT by Cruising For Freedom
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To: upchuck
Hey, whoa!
14 posted on 09/01/2012 8:46:43 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: upchuck

I live in mass. I saw an I love obamacare bumper sticker today. The driver was a fat ugly white woman.


15 posted on 09/01/2012 9:01:01 PM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: Dick Bachert

I never thought we would have a worse president than Carter. I was definitely wrong. obamma actually makes Carter look presidential!


16 posted on 09/01/2012 9:01:12 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: Cruising For Freedom

What is an example or two, don’t quote them but give a hint.


17 posted on 09/01/2012 9:02:27 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Aug. 27, 2012-Mitt Romney said his views on abortion are more lenient than the Republican Platform)
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To: rightsmart

I LIKE this! Good thinkin, Dobe!


18 posted on 09/01/2012 9:04:03 PM PDT by KGeorge
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To: ansel12

Let’s see... a great example, I claimed that if you applied the absolute function to all the jobs reports and added them up, Obama had more jobs created than any other President in history. That got a lot of likes. Seriously.

Not mine, but another fellow-troller : abortions used to be done with rocks.

Next time I’ll probably do something along the lines of “OMG did you hear Romney on the stump today call to end all contraceptives?”


19 posted on 09/01/2012 9:08:36 PM PDT by Cruising For Freedom
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To: Cruising For Freedom

I don’t get the joke.

They see that you are posting agreement with them.

“Obama had more jobs created than any other President in history.”

“abortions used to be done with rocks.” (pre legal)

“Romney on the stump today call to end all contraceptives”

They naturally dismiss awkward phrasing like we always do on the internet, they are agreeing with the sentiment expressed.


20 posted on 09/01/2012 9:17:32 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Aug. 27, 2012-Mitt Romney said his views on abortion are more lenient than the Republican Platform)
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To: ansel12

Yeah, you’re right, it’s not actually doing any “good.”

It’s mostly humor/stress relief, partly science experiment to see what is the dumbest thing you can say that will get liked by the leftists.

Though, it is kind of sad to see them swallow up whatever we say like it’s gospel. Abortion with rocks? Obama created more jobs than Reagan? Best economy ever? Come on.


21 posted on 09/01/2012 9:25:59 PM PDT by Cruising For Freedom
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To: Dick Bachert

Should mention those bumper stickers to my friend - he could make some up and slap them on some Lefties’ bumpers. One car already had an 0bama/Biden 2012 sticker on it. He put a “Liberalism is a mental disorder” sticker right next to it. He figures for every 10 cars in deep blue Chicago he does with anti-0bama stickers, one will probably be vandalized and the perp is likely to be taken out of circulation until election day.


22 posted on 09/01/2012 9:39:57 PM PDT by Post Toasties (Leftists give insanity a bad name. 0bama: Four years of failure and fingerpointing.)
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To: Cruising For Freedom

You bring them roses and praise, and expect them to disagree with you, or fact check you?

They are believing you, and then passing on the good news that Obama created more jobs than Reagan, that abortion was brutal and ugly before ROEvWADE, that even rocks were used in some fashion in the distant past, that republicans want to ban contraceptives.

Wasn’t republican contraception banning a huge issue just a month or two ago? How is repeating and spreading that a joke on them, it is a democrat talking point, as is the Reagan/Obama claim, and the abortion statement.

I think that you and your friend should do that here, we could use some good news.


23 posted on 09/01/2012 9:44:05 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Aug. 27, 2012-Mitt Romney said his views on abortion are more lenient than the Republican Platform)
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To: ansel12

Do you think the Romney campaign would be improved if someone ran around claiming equivalent lies here such as “Obama was on the stump today promising he’d enact China’s one-child policy?” or “If you apply a negative multiplier to Paul Ryan’s spending plan, he balances the budget in one year?”

If so, then we’ll have to agree to disagree. I won’t be a concern troll, but I won’t lie here, either.


24 posted on 09/01/2012 10:02:08 PM PDT by Cruising For Freedom
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To: Varmint Al

I like “OBAMACARE has shovel-ready jobs”


25 posted on 09/01/2012 10:07:31 PM PDT by RightLady (Take out the trash Nov 6th)
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To: Varmint Al

I like “OBAMACARE has shovel-ready jobs”


26 posted on 09/01/2012 10:07:38 PM PDT by RightLady (Take out the trash Nov 6th)
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To: Varmint Al

I like “OBAMACARE has shovel-ready jobs”


27 posted on 09/01/2012 10:08:05 PM PDT by RightLady (Take out the trash Nov 6th)
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To: Cruising For Freedom

FR is a tough crowd, we have a large percentage of people here that are fact based and from knowledgeable backgrounds, but flattering agreement would be the easiest to slip past us.


28 posted on 09/01/2012 10:11:16 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Aug. 27, 2012-Mitt Romney said his views on abortion are more lenient than the Republican Platform)
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To: Cruising For Freedom

The point being of course, flattering agreement with our political positions, not flattery of individual posters, which is not what you do over there.

Over there, you reinforce their politics and political history.


29 posted on 09/01/2012 10:14:23 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Aug. 27, 2012-Mitt Romney said his views on abortion are more lenient than the Republican Platform)
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To: Dick Bachert

You win. Either or both of those end up on my chrome. :^)


30 posted on 09/01/2012 10:15:30 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Dick Bachert

31 posted on 09/01/2012 10:46:52 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: upchuck

How about:

Romney had dog on the roof of his CAR
Obama had dog on the roof of his MOUTH


32 posted on 09/01/2012 10:59:56 PM PDT by IAGeezer912 (One out of every 200 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
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To: upchuck

So the Obama campaign spends millions of dollars to print campaign stickers. But, obviously, few are taking them and the stickers must be sitting around in boxes. So the wise campaign managers decide to spend thousands of dollars more to MAIL free stickers - costing time, envelopes, stamps, and staff salaries to get them out. Not very good economic sense for a campaign that is crying about low funds. But unwise economic decisions with this administration is a given, isn’t it? Yep, sounds like desperation to me.


33 posted on 09/02/2012 12:32:25 AM PDT by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)
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To: upchuck

My fav is:

“If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove that you are not a racist....
“Then you need to vote for Romney in 2012 to prove that you are not an idiot.”


34 posted on 09/02/2012 4:40:29 AM PDT by Arlis (.)
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To: upchuck; Revolting cat!

Free sticker, for a $5 contribution.


35 posted on 09/03/2012 7:17:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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