Posted on 09/02/2012 11:24:50 AM PDT by max americana
Iolani Palace is no doubt where Barack and Michelle Obama would like to live, but it's not available to them as it's a museum now. Instead, the Obamas are using Chicago proxy-buyers to purchase a $35 million oceanfront estate for them in the most posh area of Oahu, where they coincidentally vacation frequently already. Move-in date is scheduled for January 2013 ]
UPDATE: Just found out that the asking price of the house they are looking at is most likely $35 million. Bobby Titcomb, the Hawaiian native who brings Obama fish and poi (thats code for weed and coke) to the White House is most likely involved in the purchase of the estate on Oahu that the Obamas will most likely be moving into in January. Possibly watching Titcombs movements will give more clues as to which house, exactly, Obama will move to in January 2013.
UPDATE #2: Found it! Heres the only property that matches all the clues weve been given. It is on the market for $35 million, which matches what Mrs. Robinson has been saying about the $35 million house shed be living in soon. This estate was also featured on TVs remake of Hawaii 5-O recently. Do you see how thats a little in-joke that Obama would like
the O in the shows name, like the O hes used as his personal emblem since 2008? A man who named his dog BO, after his own initials, would love to own a house that was featured in an O show, like after his last name. This is a photo of the house as featured on TV and in Honolulu Magazine so you can see a little inside. The link above has more pics of the house that Barack Obama will soon be living in as an ex-president.
Need to send them a “Don’t Let the Door Hit Ya” card.
Book’em Dan-o. Aloha.
And I thought being a millionaire was supposed to be a thing.
I’d offer to pay for their tickets but I already have, many times over.
Will they be living anywhere near this? Maybe he can show the family where granny posed for pictures.
And I thought being a millionaire was supposed to be a bad thing.
I've always thought of it as 0.
Oprah has pwned "O" from a long time ago.
Internal polls must be bad.
Who drives the rental truck at the other end?
Can either of them drive?
Then you retire to a 35 million dollar home in a tropical paradise while claiming America is racist?
Ain't that grand....
I read an article sometime back about how libs believe wealth happens by being in the right circles and having the right political beliefs, I wish I could find it, it seems as though it was right on the, ahem, money.
I’d send Mr and Mrs Commie Obama a fruit basket if they would leave RIGHT NOW
Don’t know about the rental trucks.
Moochelle will have to be airlifted in....
Then there is the question of whether she will fit through the doors...
These criminals should be retiring in Leavenworth, KS.
35 million dollar estate? Community leader that never owed a business could not afford a 35 million dollar estate. Then I remind myself politicians ALWAYS leave office with millions more than they started.
I was thinking his brothers hut in Kenya but I like your idea better!

I guess according to Obama being a 1 percenter is OK as long as your a Dem
I wasn’t sure where they’d end up, but I didn’t think they’d ever go back to Chicago. The grifters consider themselves too good for the likes of the neighborhood they lived in, and I figured they’d find some other place to park their butts. If it’s Hawaii, that’s even better. The farther away they are, the better the U.S. mainland will be. Maybe he’ll fall into one of those volcanoes, although it wouldn’t appease the Gods. It would only make them angrier.
Maybe this will allow Romney to start the FUMIGATION contractors a few days early. I hear the job will take weeks.
Rich Democrats are good, rich Republicans are evil — so says the MSM.
Just a random thought here folks....
When the SHTF...Hawaii seems like it would be a really safe place to stash the first family. Ya’ know the big cities will be the first to flame up. In fact, Hawaii may be the only place in America that doesn’t riot...
After he gets his doors blown off on election day, the left will be happy to have him as far away from mainstream America as possible. This bozo is going to be an albatross around their necks for the next 30 years and they will eat him alive immediately after Romney is announced as the winner. In every election for the forseeable future, we simply need to evoke the name Hussein Obama just like Jimmy Carter.
After he gets his doors blown off on election day, the left will be happy to have him as far away from mainstream America as possible. This bozo is going to be an albatross around their necks for the next 30 years and they will eat him alive immediately after Romney is announced as the winner. In every election for the forseeable future, we simply need to evoke the name Hussein Obama just like Jimmy Carter.
After he gets his doors blown off on election day, the left will be happy to have him as far away from mainstream America as possible. This bozo is going to be an albatross around their necks for the next 30 years and they will eat him alive immediately after Romney is announced as the winner. In every election for the forseeable future, we simply need to evoke the name Hussein Obama just like Jimmy Carter.
Rezko's in prison. Who will their sugar daddy be? Soros? Corzine, with all the moola he stole form MF Global? The Clintons already tried to buy a house with Terry McAuliffe as the financier in 1999, and it didn't go well. Decisions, decisions.
wow 35 mil..he sure made alot of money in the last 4 years.
I’m sure Florida welcomes you.
I think they’d fit right into Gitmo.
I think they’d fit right into Gitmo.
It does make one wonder what might be in any offshore bank accounts that happen to be in either Michelle’s or Barak’s or other family members’ names.
Hawaii 5-Ø' 's
Damn! I was hoping they would return to Kenya.
Good deal and then we need to give Hawaii back to Mexico.......Oh! Thaaats California...never mind!!!
“Who will their sugar daddy be?” It should be the guy behind Solyndra.
Then you retire to a 35 million dollar home in a tropical paradise...
Obie didn't build that...someone else made that happen.
every thing this campaign has done points to that!!!I,m shocked at the lack of big name Democrats who are not attending the convention!!!
Still not convinced it could be “X”s instead of “O”s.
Sweet reply!
Not believable, except for the fact that after destroying Chicago, he wants a new private residence location. I do not believe in the slightest that he is leaving the WH before he instigates a communist revolution, which he has dreamed of for forty years.
How do they afford a $35 million house???
I guess Moochelle is planning to go back to work. Maybe re-activate her Harvard law license. Or get a job at the hospital where Barry was born.
I sure hope that for $35 mil that the house is already furnished, otherwise there won’t be much furniture left at our WH or in the storage room at the Smithsonian, after Bubba and the beast cleaned it out 12 years ago.
Be sure to weigh Moochelle the last time she leaves our WH to check whether another 16 place settings of our silver are missing.
Maybe brother George could donate his Kenya hut for the ex-first-mother-in-law’s, in-law suite!
And, his other half brother, and aunt could relocate from Boston to be his personal slave and maid.
Wealth "happens" for a lot of reasons and this certainly is one, if you can work yourself into the ruling class. The nomenklatura take care of their own.
Is this for sure, or just an unsubstantiated rumor?
Put an “Fuc” in front of one of those words and you’ve really got something there.
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