smart of the RATS to get her fat cow azz out of the way when most people aren't watching so it doesn't ugly up things later...
Posted on 09/04/2012 3:29:04 PM PDT by ColdOne
NORFOLK, Va. – President Obama gets “all misty” watching his wife give big speeches like the one she'll deliver at the Democratic National Convention Tuesday night, he told a crowd here.
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It’s called “Depends”. Remember it, use it, it’s your best friend.
Somebody PLEASE cue up Johnny Mathis
Just looking at the First Wookie makes babies cry, dogs howl, cats hiss, grown men heave, and clocks stop.
Funny...he has the same reaction when he hears Bill Ayers speak.
Hahahaha! he’s got Misty on his mind.
and p.s. - what a great movie.
smart of the RATS to get her fat cow azz out of the way when most people aren't watching so it doesn't ugly up things later...
‘Helpless as a kitten up a tree’ describes his leadship style.
He cries, remembering how he let the Wookie bully him into marrying her (according to Edward Stein’s “The Amateur”.)
He would have been happier cuddling up to Homo Arab Boy on the couch.
"All of this just for a flag".
Yep, she's a real tearjerker.
“Funny...he has the same reaction when he hears Bill Ayers speak.”
Don’t forget Larry.
I wonder if her father Mr. Ed is still living. He would be around 50 years old. Last time I saw him he was talking and munching on an apple.
Hey Obama: “Misty Beethoven” is much better than “misty” Michele Obama. There is a difference!
“Play Misty for Me” should be your theme song.
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And when she fetches, he starts sobbing hysterically.
And when she rolls over and plays dead, why, he just lays down and cries.
Obama: 'I start getting all misty' watching Michelle speakYou'd think with all his Czars and advisors this stuff would be taken care of.
This is the solution:
“Of course, it is typical: Romney tears up, Obama talks about tearing up.”
You have articulated the reality exactly right!
Here I am, President of the United States and stuck with this fat-tailed heifer the rest of my life.
Is there any question why I cry ever time I hear her going on with her whining and mooing?
I knew it was a mistake to lie about being a muslim.
I could just go "I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee. And BINGO! She's gone.
Tee,hee,hee..... Wouldn't that rattle a few cages! Even Bll Clinton would respect me then.
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