Posted on 09/04/2012 5:28:30 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Mary Katharine Ham enters Bulwer-Lytton writing competition.
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), a vagina costume lay abandoned in a sad, pink heap...
Wakefullness came slowly, painfully to him. He realized he was lying on the bare floor; that helped to explain why his mouth seemed to be full of mud. As his vision cleared, he recognized the detritus of another all-night creative session at The Politico. Tiny plastic bags littered the floor. A capless bottle of Jack Daniels lay on its side on the table; the smell of the puddle that had collected on the floor below did nothing to calm his slowly revolving stomach. What looked like a discarded vagina costume lay abandoned in a sad, pink heap...
I'm starting to understand why women are deserting Obama...
“So, how long have you been a slut?”
Maybe one of the old vagina customs can get together with the picture of Lurch in the condom suit to make Fluke happy.
Who's got the video of the guy being hauled off by PP police for having sex with the costume w.i.t.h.o.u.t a (gasp) condom?
ROTFLOL.
Serial fornicator Sandra Fluck apologized for not wearing the de rigeur pink Pepto costume——instead. she wore green.
Maybe Sandra was signalling that her vagina had turned green from all that non-stop sex she’s having?
Coulda been faulty PP condoms.
ROTFLOL.
-——Maybe Sandra was signalling that-——
Pink is actually racist
It’s a vagina that thought the guy really loved her for her inner worth.
VAGINA-A-GO-GO The article criticized Fluck-o for not being a dynamic public speaker.
But Fluck’s not concerned-—she can brag about her dynamic vagina.
LOL.
THIS JUST IN
Obama sends Army Medical Corps to PP rally armed w/ mega doses of federally-funded penicillin.
Seems the PP types got a virulent form of STD.....their nasal passages are infected with the clap.
Comes from PP sticking it’s nose up other people’s genitals.
(/Snix)
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