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Chris Matthews: If Clinton Landed On Mars "He Would Know How To Reproduce" (video)
RealClearPolitics ^ | September 6, 2012 | Ian Schwartz

Posted on 09/05/2012 10:34:29 PM PDT by i88schwartz

Chris Matthews: "If Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce. He would know everything. He'd just instinctively know. How to talk to people. He'd be laughing in about five minutes."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: barackobama; billclinton; billclintonspeech; chrismatthews; dnc; dncconvention
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1 posted on 09/05/2012 10:34:35 PM PDT by i88schwartz
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To: i88schwartz

Only if they were commies like spitball.

Pray for America


2 posted on 09/05/2012 10:36:35 PM PDT by bray (If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
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To: i88schwartz

lol.

lets send liberals to Mars!


3 posted on 09/05/2012 10:38:18 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: i88schwartz

Mentally ill.


4 posted on 09/05/2012 10:38:56 PM PDT by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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To: i88schwartz
Perverts on parade. Matthews sounds like he is green with envy of the slut bjClinton... Hey, men are sluts toooo!
5 posted on 09/05/2012 10:39:29 PM PDT by Just mythoughts (Please help Todd Akin defeat Claire and the GOP-e send money!!!!!)
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To: i88schwartz

This guy is truly a perverted, babbling fool.


6 posted on 09/05/2012 10:40:23 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: ottbmare

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.


7 posted on 09/05/2012 10:40:30 PM PDT by boop (It's not personal...it's strictly business)
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To: i88schwartz

Weird! During the Clinton years Matthews was practically calling Slick a traitor.


8 posted on 09/05/2012 10:43:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: i88schwartz

What the hell?


9 posted on 09/05/2012 10:44:11 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: boop

“Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.”

Well, didn’t the Klintoon say “Better put some ice on that.”? ?


10 posted on 09/05/2012 10:44:23 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: WKUHilltopper

What do you expect from an airhead who gets a tingle from thinking about a commie, brain-dead kenyan?


11 posted on 09/05/2012 10:45:02 PM PDT by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: GladesGuru

I thought he said “That’s a good looking Martian. If I was single I’d date that Martian.”


12 posted on 09/05/2012 10:45:28 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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To: i88schwartz

Oh, please, please, PLEASE can we send him to Mars!? I’ll even chip in a quarter and two half-used cards of Papa Murphy’s coupons that I found in my wallet!


13 posted on 09/05/2012 10:45:54 PM PDT by Luircin (Don't like Romney? Blame the conservative circular firing squad.)
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To: i88schwartz

If you parachuted Christ Matthews into the north woods he wouldn’t survive the night.


14 posted on 09/05/2012 10:45:54 PM PDT by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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To: i88schwartz

“he would know how to reproduce.”

The jokes. They are aplenty.


15 posted on 09/05/2012 10:47:15 PM PDT by sf4dubya (I rebelled against my parents by becoming a conservative. REJECT THEN STOP SOCIALISM THIS NOV!)
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To: i88schwartz
I don’t think Mr. Jones likes the sound of that.


16 posted on 09/05/2012 10:48:13 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: i88schwartz

“he would know how to do it with them”

What “them” is he talking about?


17 posted on 09/05/2012 10:49:11 PM PDT by Heart of Georgia ("Together we will unite America and get this done" - Paul Ryan - August 11, 2012)
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To: Olog-hai

Slick Willie did his thing tonight. Can you imagine the up roar if the GOP had an equivalent character. They would have Monica on as a commentator.


18 posted on 09/05/2012 10:50:26 PM PDT by Oldexpat
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To: i88schwartz

I can’t believe he would say that. He is suggesting that even of the moon Clinton would continue raping and assaulting women. Clinton is in a class of his own. The only living impeached President.


19 posted on 09/05/2012 10:51:44 PM PDT by brightright
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To: i88schwartz

I can’t believe he would say that. He is suggesting that even of the moon Clinton would continue raping and assaulting women. Clinton is in a class of his own. The only living impeached President.


20 posted on 09/05/2012 10:53:10 PM PDT by brightright
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To: boop

and there’s no one there to raise them. If you did.


21 posted on 09/05/2012 10:53:58 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: i88schwartz

I just want to know if Bill Clinton got Sandra Fluke’s phone number. She is at least as good looking as Monica, and has equally high morals.


22 posted on 09/05/2012 10:54:30 PM PDT by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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To: i88schwartz
"If Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce. He would know everything. He'd just instinctively know. How to talk to people. He'd be laughing in about five minutes."


23 posted on 09/05/2012 10:58:58 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: i88schwartz
Whatever you say, Mr. Tingles...


24 posted on 09/05/2012 10:59:50 PM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: i88schwartz

In other words, if Clinton landed on Mars, he would totally ef things up.


25 posted on 09/05/2012 10:59:58 PM PDT by upsdriver
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To: brightright

I can’t for the life of me figure out why he is worshipped and called the most admired ex-prez. He makes me sick, two-bit POS pervert.


26 posted on 09/05/2012 11:01:21 PM PDT by tina07 (In loving memory of my father,WWII Vet. CBI 10/16/42-12/17/45, d. 11/1/85)
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To: Luircin
Oh, please, please, PLEASE can we send him to Mars!? I’ll even chip in a quarter and two half-used cards of Papa Murphy’s coupons that I found in my wallet!

We tried that once. Here's the result.


27 posted on 09/05/2012 11:01:31 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: boop
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise the kids. In fact it’s cold as hell.

And there's no one there to raise them, if you did...

28 posted on 09/05/2012 11:12:05 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: i88schwartz

I have no doubt whatsoever that he could get half the way to reproduction on Mars. I haven’t called him a hand-job for the last twenty years for no reason at all. He’s a fourteen year old in a man’s body.

Sadly we replaced another president with a 9 year old trapped in a man’s body.


29 posted on 09/05/2012 11:12:14 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Americans want what Americans always wanted: Better lives for families; little government authority.)
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To: sf4dubya

He is our friend.


30 posted on 09/05/2012 11:13:46 PM PDT by des
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To: i88schwartz

Man, if this is what the Peace Corps does to your brain, I’d never let a child of mine near that organization!!


31 posted on 09/05/2012 11:17:38 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: i88schwartz
So, now we're to believe that Chrissy Mathews is an expert on Martian flora and fauna? How does he know that Clinton could breed with a Martian? How does he know that a Martian would find it acceptable to breed with Clinton (or Mathews for that matter). Chrissy gets stranger and stranger.
32 posted on 09/05/2012 11:20:14 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: des

Not if you are a little boy floating on a raft from Cuba!


33 posted on 09/05/2012 11:24:30 PM PDT by sf4dubya (I rebelled against my parents by becoming a conservative. REJECT THEN STOP SOCIALISM THIS NOV!)
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34 posted on 09/05/2012 11:29:14 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: i88schwartz
Always thought Matthews was a space cadet.
The guy is certifiably nuts.
35 posted on 09/05/2012 11:29:55 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: ottbmare
“Mentally ill.”

Beat me to it.

Chris Matthews......It's like he's created a self-made sinkhole and he just gets deeper and deeper into it.....and he seems to like it.....before you know it....abysmal...ergo, the sinkhole becomes an abyss.

He's getting really embarrassing.

36 posted on 09/05/2012 11:31:47 PM PDT by Puckster
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To: i88schwartz

yes we know he would somehow reproduce. he just better hope that aliens have lips. Ask Juanita Broderick why Ahole mathews


37 posted on 09/05/2012 11:32:08 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: i88schwartz

Of course he would. He’d nail anything even VAGUELY female. . . . and be off for the next before they could say, “Was it good for you, too???”


38 posted on 09/05/2012 11:34:28 PM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border. I **DARE** you to cross it. . . .)
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Due to the fact (at least to my mind) Chris Matthews, is the #1 Martian ... maybe he could get the thrill back with Clinton.
39 posted on 09/05/2012 11:37:48 PM PDT by DUH
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To: i88schwartz

If Chris Matthews landed on 0bama’s leg.....oh, nevermind.


40 posted on 09/05/2012 11:42:28 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: i88schwartz; GeronL; UCANSEE2
LOL!

HAPPY-XD
41 posted on 09/05/2012 11:50:58 PM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
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To: tina07

It is so sad that a man like this is admired, especially by woman. He defiled the Oval office, lied under oath, and sexually assaulted women and here he is being cheered by thousands. Certainly shows the moral decline of this Country. And it will only get worse.


42 posted on 09/05/2012 11:51:41 PM PDT by brightright
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To: MasterGunner01
How does he know that Clinton could breed with a Martian? How does he know that a Martian would find it acceptable to breed with Clinton (or Mathews for that matter).

Best answer I can find is that both Matthews and Clinton are Martians. Or at the least aliens.

43 posted on 09/06/2012 12:12:02 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: brightright
Certainly shows the moral decline of this Country.

The sad part is that the MORAL DECLINE was part of a PLAN.

And our enemy SHOWED US THE PLAN and has , point by point, been completing it.

44 posted on 09/06/2012 12:19:11 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: i88schwartz

I wouldn’t be so.sure Chris. Have you seen pictures of Chelsea and Webb Hubbell together?


45 posted on 09/06/2012 1:25:59 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: i88schwartz

Matthews has got to be stoned. But then again I have heard more intelligent hypotheses from people who are stoned so I’m not sure what he is on.


46 posted on 09/06/2012 1:42:12 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: i88schwartz

So, Bill Clinton is James T. Kirk now?


47 posted on 09/06/2012 1:49:27 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: i88schwartz
...he would know how to do it with them. He would know how to reproduce.
So now Chris "Hissy Fit" Matthews is getting a thrill up his leg at the thought of Clinton "doing it" with Martians to reproduce.

What a freak show he is!

48 posted on 09/06/2012 2:05:41 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: i88schwartz
Afterthought...

He would know how to reproduce.

Since Democrats are pro choice what would a Martian abortion be called? A Marticion?

49 posted on 09/06/2012 2:13:32 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: i88schwartz

Tingles has a point. Clinton found a hundreds of years old mummy attractive, I’m sure he wouldn’t have a problem doing it with a living space alien.


50 posted on 09/06/2012 2:29:31 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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