Skip to comments.Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them - ‘Scuse me?
Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville
Last night Chris Matthews legendary leg thrill shifted from Barack Obama to Bill Clinton, and then rocketed out of this world:
Chris Matthews, reacting to Bill Clintons convention speech last night, said, I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them, he would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. Hed just instinctively know how to talk to people.
I always figured? As if Matthews has worked through this scenario on multiple previous occasions possibly for a little adult sci-fi feature hes plotted out in his head entitled Bubba Does the Borealis Basin.
This is disturbing probably even more so if youre a Martian:
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The best part is that Chrissy wishes he were a Martian!
Clinton: “Greetings from Earth!.... here... have a cigar!”
I wonder if Clinton ever landed on Matthews.
"ACK ACK ACK!"
I think that your satirical talents are needed on this thread.
WTF? Doesn’t he get tired of being made fun of?
The clenis has tried to screw everything on earth, so branching out to another planet just makes sense
sissy mathews is always trying to find something controversial to say to draw attention to himself.
the sissy went off the deep edge a long time ago. it is amazing that anyone wants to pay him for irrational gaffes, bullying anyone that would dare go on his show, and his tingly legs.
when your viewership is going down the tubes, and no one will listen to you, the best thing to do is try to get on a conservative bashing show.
they will suffer you, support you, while they are losing money, and watch their ratings go down the kindergarten slide.
keep sissy on. he does such a goooood jooooob!
i think that msnbc will tank pretty soon. too much of a contest between gore’s channel, whatever that is. nobody watches that either.
let all the left wing cut up their little worm and divide it between themselves.
It sounds like Chrissy’s Tingle is acting up again.
Really, Chris. Your habit of 'too much info' is way past the psycho/sick line.
Does he ever have thoughts that aren’t pervy?
Wow we found someone dumber than Joe Biden
How gay is Chris? He seems to have a thing for Clinton to the point of fantasizing about him and martians and getting a tingle up his leg when he speaks.
The best part was when the stupid hippy released the dove and the martian thought the dove was attacking them so they fired on the dove and started the whole conflict....stupid hippies.
Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.
If Chris is still drinking he needs to stop. If he is not drinking he needs to start drinking again.
That boy is one strange dude.