Skip to comments.Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them - ‘Scuse me?
Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville
Last night Chris Matthews legendary leg thrill shifted from Barack Obama to Bill Clinton, and then rocketed out of this world:
Chris Matthews, reacting to Bill Clintons convention speech last night, said, I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them, he would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. Hed just instinctively know how to talk to people.
I always figured? As if Matthews has worked through this scenario on multiple previous occasions possibly for a little adult sci-fi feature hes plotted out in his head entitled Bubba Does the Borealis Basin.
This is disturbing probably even more so if youre a Martian:
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The best part is that Chrissy wishes he were a Martian!
Clinton: “Greetings from Earth!.... here... have a cigar!”
I wonder if Clinton ever landed on Matthews.
"ACK ACK ACK!"
I think that your satirical talents are needed on this thread.
WTF? Doesn’t he get tired of being made fun of?
The clenis has tried to screw everything on earth, so branching out to another planet just makes sense
sissy mathews is always trying to find something controversial to say to draw attention to himself.
the sissy went off the deep edge a long time ago. it is amazing that anyone wants to pay him for irrational gaffes, bullying anyone that would dare go on his show, and his tingly legs.
when your viewership is going down the tubes, and no one will listen to you, the best thing to do is try to get on a conservative bashing show.
they will suffer you, support you, while they are losing money, and watch their ratings go down the kindergarten slide.
keep sissy on. he does such a goooood jooooob!
i think that msnbc will tank pretty soon. too much of a contest between gore’s channel, whatever that is. nobody watches that either.
let all the left wing cut up their little worm and divide it between themselves.
It sounds like Chrissy’s Tingle is acting up again.
Really, Chris. Your habit of 'too much info' is way past the psycho/sick line.
Does he ever have thoughts that aren’t pervy?
Wow we found someone dumber than Joe Biden
How gay is Chris? He seems to have a thing for Clinton to the point of fantasizing about him and martians and getting a tingle up his leg when he speaks.
The best part was when the stupid hippy released the dove and the martian thought the dove was attacking them so they fired on the dove and started the whole conflict....stupid hippies.
Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.
If Chris is still drinking he needs to stop. If he is not drinking he needs to start drinking again.
That boy is one strange dude.
What a creep.
Oh goodness, I’m glad I saw this thread, finally I get it.
I sort of saw this yesterday and I thought it was Chris WALLACE who said this. I always get their names mixed up, sometimes on Sunday mornings I even put the Chris Matthews show on first!
Btu Wallace is a bit staid, and I was having a hard time imagining him saying such a thing.
LOL, good to know it’s the other guy.
But, all that being said, I’m pretty sure Matthews is right about this!
Clinton is the intergalactic “LAZ” without half the class.
Bill is so desperate that he would go to Mars to get laid. Let’s face it, he takes just one look at Hillary and “goes out of this world”, as fast as he can.
So, Bill knows how to do it with rover.
Barrack ate the dog.
I'm beginning to see a pattern, there.
Does Chris have infomration that shows Martians are of a similar bent?
“Mars Needs Interns”
"I could be just like Capt. Kirk, bagging a different colored alien babe every week. That would be pretty cool. "
Know how to reproduce??? He only has one daughter, maybe.
“First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing an abortionist on Mars...”
If Bill Clinton landed on a pig farm...
What? What's that... you say?
Bill Clinton... coming here?
OMG! "--hed know how... to do it with them!"
Wait, wait-- This all sounds... like a bunch of Mathews' typical bullfeathers.
Chris Mathews? Yes, you're the fella that said hearing Obama speak... gave you a tingle down his leg?
Well, I'll give you a 'tingle' you... will never for get!
So, the moral of this story is 'Just because you are screwing yourself with a big smile on your face... don't go out trying to screw others expecting the same results.'
Yes, Bender, because if you do that, it... means WAR!
As the last truly objective journalist... to appear on network television, I wonder just how Chris Mathews got into a position of self-importance?
Authorities say alcohol... suspected as a factor--
Yes, Tom, that seems... to sum it up nicely.
Bill Clinton doesn’t need to land on Mars. The DNC is already chock full of alien creatures.
Mars, village in the Congo, animal shelter...what’s the difference to him?
Isn’t he about the right age for the onset of dementia?
Did Bill Clinton has a tryst with a Martian intern or something? Only Christine Matthews would know.
Yes, but it might be a bit dangerous - unzipping his fly and flourishing his ‘gun’ might be considered signs of an impending invasion.
Perhaps Sandra Fluke could put on green body makeup and fulfill Clinton’s Martian fantasy.
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