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Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them - ‘Scuse me?
michellemalkin.com ^ | 09-06-2012 | Doug Powers

Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville

Last night Chris Matthews’ legendary leg thrill shifted from Barack Obama to Bill Clinton, and then rocketed out of this world:

Chris Matthews, reacting to Bill Clinton’s convention speech last night, said, “I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them, he would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. He’d just instinctively know how to talk to people.”

“I always figured”? As if Matthews has worked through this scenario on multiple previous occasions — possibly for a little adult sci-fi feature he’s plotted out in his head entitled “Bubba Does the Borealis Basin.”

This is disturbing — probably even more so if you’re a Martian:

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: chrismathews; crazychris; mars
ROTFLMAO
1 posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:56 PM PDT by bronxville
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To: bronxville
- We all need some fun after DNC disaster week. Who better to make fun of than Chrissy. :)
2 posted on 09/06/2012 9:43:55 PM PDT by bronxville (Margaret Sanger - “We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population,Â)
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To: bronxville

The best part is that Chrissy wishes he were a Martian!


3 posted on 09/06/2012 9:44:52 PM PDT by Roberts
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To: bronxville

Clinton: “Greetings from Earth!.... here... have a cigar!”


4 posted on 09/06/2012 9:45:18 PM PDT by Safrguns
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I wonder if Clinton ever landed on Matthews.


5 posted on 09/06/2012 9:46:00 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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To: Safrguns

"ACK ACK ACK!"

6 posted on 09/06/2012 9:47:41 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Bender2

I think that your satirical talents are needed on this thread.


7 posted on 09/06/2012 9:48:25 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: bronxville

WTF? Doesn’t he get tired of being made fun of?


8 posted on 09/06/2012 9:49:21 PM PDT by RC one
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To: bronxville

9 posted on 09/06/2012 9:51:51 PM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: bronxville

The clenis has tried to screw everything on earth, so branching out to another planet just makes sense


10 posted on 09/06/2012 9:52:15 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: bronxville

sissy mathews is always trying to find something controversial to say to draw attention to himself.

the sissy went off the deep edge a long time ago. it is amazing that anyone wants to pay him for irrational gaffes, bullying anyone that would dare go on his show, and his tingly legs.

when your viewership is going down the tubes, and no one will listen to you, the best thing to do is try to get on a conservative bashing show.

they will suffer you, support you, while they are losing money, and watch their ratings go down the kindergarten slide.

keep sissy on. he does such a goooood jooooob!

i think that msnbc will tank pretty soon. too much of a contest between gore’s channel, whatever that is. nobody watches that either.

let all the left wing cut up their little worm and divide it between themselves.

blessings, bobo


11 posted on 09/06/2012 9:59:43 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: bronxville

It sounds like Chrissy’s Tingle is acting up again.


12 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (On 5 September 2012 A.D., the communist Democrats tried to kill God and failed.)
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To: dfwgator
Clinton, here's a light for your cigar!


13 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:39 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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To: bronxville
He should be 'vacationing' soon; or just 'straight to rehab'. Perhaps he can room with young Jesse, Jr.

Really, Chris. Your habit of 'too much info' is way past the psycho/sick line.

14 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:41 PM PDT by cricket
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To: RC one

Does he ever have thoughts that aren’t pervy?


15 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:51 PM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: bronxville

Wow we found someone dumber than Joe Biden


16 posted on 09/06/2012 10:01:02 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: bronxville

How gay is Chris? He seems to have a thing for Clinton to the point of fantasizing about him and martians and getting a tingle up his leg when he speaks.


17 posted on 09/06/2012 10:01:05 PM PDT by Dan Zachary
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To: jonrick46

The best part was when the stupid hippy released the dove and the martian thought the dove was attacking them so they fired on the dove and started the whole conflict....stupid hippies.


18 posted on 09/06/2012 10:03:53 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: bronxville

Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.


19 posted on 09/06/2012 10:05:25 PM PDT by Leep (I'm a Chic-Fil-- A-merican)
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To: Leep
Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.

If Chris is still drinking he needs to stop. If he is not drinking he needs to start drinking again.

That boy is one strange dude.

20 posted on 09/06/2012 10:10:03 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: bronxville

What a creep.


21 posted on 09/06/2012 10:26:33 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: bronxville

Oh goodness, I’m glad I saw this thread, finally I get it.

I sort of saw this yesterday and I thought it was Chris WALLACE who said this. I always get their names mixed up, sometimes on Sunday mornings I even put the Chris Matthews show on first!

Btu Wallace is a bit staid, and I was having a hard time imagining him saying such a thing.

LOL, good to know it’s the other guy.

But, all that being said, I’m pretty sure Matthews is right about this!


22 posted on 09/06/2012 10:28:17 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: bronxville

Clinton is the intergalactic “LAZ” without half the class.

Bill is so desperate that he would go to Mars to get laid. Let’s face it, he takes just one look at Hillary and “goes out of this world”, as fast as he can.


23 posted on 09/06/2012 10:35:16 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: bronxville
All there are roaming on Mars are rovers.

So, Bill knows how to do it with rover.

Barrack ate the dog.

I'm beginning to see a pattern, there.

24 posted on 09/06/2012 10:36:25 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: bronxville

Does Chris have infomration that shows Martians are of a similar bent?


25 posted on 09/06/2012 10:57:52 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: bronxville

“Mars Needs Interns”


26 posted on 09/06/2012 11:20:25 PM PDT by TChad
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To: bronxville

"I could be just like Capt. Kirk, bagging a different colored alien babe every week. That would be pretty cool. "

27 posted on 09/06/2012 11:30:37 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: TChad
"Ladies and Gentleman.... Thank you and Thanks to Bill Clinton and Chris Matthews. As a result, I want to announce that part of our platform now includes ABORTIONS for MARTIAN WOMEN."


28 posted on 09/06/2012 11:30:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: bronxville

Know how to reproduce??? He only has one daughter, maybe.


29 posted on 09/06/2012 11:35:06 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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To: UCANSEE2

“First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing an abortionist on Mars...”


30 posted on 09/06/2012 11:45:33 PM PDT by TChad
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To: bronxville

If Bill Clinton landed on a pig farm...


31 posted on 09/06/2012 11:46:01 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; Larry Lucido; ..
Re: Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them

What? What's that... you say?

Bill Clinton... coming here?

OMG! "--he’d know how... to do it with them!"

Wait, wait-- This all sounds... like a bunch of Mathews' typical bullfeathers.

Chris Mathews? Yes, you're the fella that said hearing Obama speak... gave you a tingle down his leg?

Well, I'll give you a 'tingle' you... will never for get!

So, the moral of this story is 'Just because you are screwing yourself with a big smile on your face... don't go out trying to screw others expecting the same results.'

Yes, Bender, because if you do that, it... means WAR!

As the last truly objective journalist... to appear on network television, I wonder just how Chris Mathews got into a position of self-importance?

Authorities say alcohol... suspected as a factor--

Yes, Tom, that seems... to sum it up nicely.

32 posted on 09/07/2012 1:08:03 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: UCANSEE2
Since Democrats are pro choice what would a Martian abortion be called? A Marticion?
33 posted on 09/07/2012 1:57:03 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: bronxville; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Lucky9teen; Daffynition

34 posted on 09/07/2012 2:08:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The guy who was going to stop the rise of the oceans now canÂ’t even fend off a few raindrops.)
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To: bronxville

Bill Clinton doesn’t need to land on Mars. The DNC is already chock full of alien creatures.


35 posted on 09/07/2012 2:16:22 AM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
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To: bronxville

Mars, village in the Congo, animal shelter...what’s the difference to him?


36 posted on 09/07/2012 2:39:12 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: bronxville

Isn’t he about the right age for the onset of dementia?


37 posted on 09/07/2012 2:41:38 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
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To: al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; JRios1968; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; pax_et_bonum; ...

Did Bill Clinton has a tryst with a Martian intern or something? Only Christine Matthews would know.

DANG!


38 posted on 09/07/2012 2:43:46 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
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To: bronxville

Yes, but it might be a bit dangerous - unzipping his fly and flourishing his ‘gun’ might be considered signs of an impending invasion.


39 posted on 09/07/2012 4:52:20 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: bronxville

40 posted on 09/07/2012 5:04:21 AM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: bronxville

Perhaps Sandra Fluke could put on green body makeup and fulfill Clinton’s Martian fantasy.


41 posted on 09/07/2012 6:16:24 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: a fool in paradise
Let's get something straight, we're still talking about the Pyromaniac from Planet Peyronie’s? Yikes.


42 posted on 09/07/2012 6:51:28 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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