"I could be just like Capt. Kirk, bagging a different colored alien babe every week. That would be pretty cool. "
Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville
Last night Chris Matthews’ legendary leg thrill shifted from Barack Obama to Bill Clinton, and then rocketed out of this world:
Chris Matthews, reacting to Bill Clinton’s convention speech last night, said, “I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them, he would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. He’d just instinctively know how to talk to people.”
“I always figured”? As if Matthews has worked through this scenario on multiple previous occasions — possibly for a little adult sci-fi feature he’s plotted out in his head entitled “Bubba Does the Borealis Basin.”
This is disturbing — probably even more so if you’re a Martian:
VIDEO at Site
(Excerpt) Read more at michellemalkin.com ...
What a creep.
Oh goodness, I’m glad I saw this thread, finally I get it.
I sort of saw this yesterday and I thought it was Chris WALLACE who said this. I always get their names mixed up, sometimes on Sunday mornings I even put the Chris Matthews show on first!
Btu Wallace is a bit staid, and I was having a hard time imagining him saying such a thing.
LOL, good to know it’s the other guy.
But, all that being said, I’m pretty sure Matthews is right about this!
Clinton is the intergalactic “LAZ” without half the class.
Bill is so desperate that he would go to Mars to get laid. Let’s face it, he takes just one look at Hillary and “goes out of this world”, as fast as he can.
So, Bill knows how to do it with rover.
Barrack ate the dog.
I'm beginning to see a pattern, there.
Does Chris have infomration that shows Martians are of a similar bent?
“Mars Needs Interns”
"I could be just like Capt. Kirk, bagging a different colored alien babe every week. That would be pretty cool. "
Know how to reproduce??? He only has one daughter, maybe.
“First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing an abortionist on Mars...”
If Bill Clinton landed on a pig farm...
What? What's that... 
you say?
Bill Clinton... 
coming here?
OMG! "--he’d know how... 
to do it with them!"
Wait, wait-- This all sounds... 
like a bunch of Mathews' typical bullfeathers.
Chris Mathews? Yes, you're the fella that said hearing Obama speak... 
gave you a tingle down his leg?
Well, I'll give you a 'tingle' you... 
will never for get!
So, the moral of this story is 'Just because you are screwing yourself with a big smile on your face... 
don't go out trying to screw others expecting the same results.'
Yes, Bender, because if you do that, it... 
means WAR!
As the last truly objective journalist... 
to appear on network television, I wonder just how Chris Mathews got into a position of self-importance?
Authorities say alcohol... 
suspected as a factor--
Yes, Tom, that seems... 
to sum it up nicely.
Bill Clinton doesn’t need to land on Mars. The DNC is already chock full of alien creatures.
Mars, village in the Congo, animal shelter...what’s the difference to him?
Isn’t he about the right age for the onset of dementia?
Did Bill Clinton has a tryst with a Martian intern or something? Only Christine Matthews would know.
DANG!
Yes, but it might be a bit dangerous - unzipping his fly and flourishing his ‘gun’ might be considered signs of an impending invasion.
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