Posted on 09/08/2012 10:17:24 AM PDT by null and void
With a yell of “God is here, I’m going to repent,” a woman swung a butcher knife Wednesday afternoon at someone inside Teen Challenge.
She next stabbed a table before stripping down and attacking two cars. She had chased children with the blade before a Taser stopped her rampage.
Cheri Dana, a 42-year-old transient, has been jailed on charges of aggravated assault and criminal mischief. $90,000 bail.
The woman walked into Teen Challenge, an addiction treatment center, just before 1 p.m. and grabbed the knife off a counter. Yelling as she swung, she stabbed a table before running to the Jaguar Car Wash at 3366 Philips Highway, stripping as she went. Two men were inside a car there when she stabbed it.
The woman ran to Philips Auto at 3386 Philips Highway and stabbed a second car, then chased teens getting off a school bus with the knife. Police found the woman stabbing stairs with the knife and ordered her to drop it. When she refused and started toward two officers, one fired a Taser.
The woman was taken to Shands Jacksonville, then arrested, police said.
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I got a tip for her: DON'T DO METH.
It is perfectly acceptable......as long as the writer can scribe “unexpectedly” or “turning the corner”, etc. when refering to our burgeoning economic recovery from the worst depression since the GREAT Depression.
A 42 year old transient, who now gets 3 hots and a cot, thanks the taxpayers.
Inspector Harry Callahan knows how to deal with these types.
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! [walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.
Mugshots on this one going back to the early ‘90’s.
A frequent flyer.
Quality Police Services rendered.
Bath salts?
Yep - that's a Florida story...
Last I heard the brakes were bleeding.
Imitation drugs. As bad as Meth
:’) Interestingly enough, Teen Challenge hasn’t been just for teens in many years.
It’s one of the great mysteries of the universe why we never get to see some smoking hot supermodel covergirl running around naked, stabbing cars, and screaming some vague lunacy.
I’d daresay such an event would brighten my day considerably.
A fast food joint gets an order right because those two have jobs in the press.
What the heck is in the water in Florida, besides gators??
Are they trying to make Kalipornia look normal?
lol.
A knife on the counter at rehab, great idea.
lol!
They were too busy laughing to do their job
Bath salts?
No thanks. They make you run around naked stabbing cars.
“The woman ran to Philips Auto at 3386 Philips Highway and stabbed a second car, then chased teens getting off a school bus with the knife, police said.”
Kids were getting off of the bus with a knife? This is a sign of how far we have fallen through government education.
California looks pretty normal to me...
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