NOW PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS 'RACIST'

WND ^ | 9-10-12 | Staff

[tomkat]

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lol

try try again !

[MissMagnolia]

Just admit we ARE, racist, sexist, homophobic etc etc etc and they can’t accuse us of it.

I just tell folks 'if you breathe air these days, you're racist' and keep on truckin' with whatever I'm talking about. It used to mean something if you were 'racist' ... now, it means virtually nothing .... other than you're not an Obama butt-kisser.

[jonascord]

This is Portland, Oregon. In this state, there are special schools for the instruction of stupid commicrat libs. They are called “colleges.”

[chris37]

dem leeriks be jeenyus yo!

dey be so much buttah den da leeyriks uh dis uddah song yo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNrOI8uUVk

black musik be da bes!

[Red Badger]

You forgot that the Hawaiian Islands were once called The Sandwich Islands......

But the beach must be racist, too, because of all the sand which is there.......

[fungoking]

Glad to see this article, will use it to help teach how nuts Conflict Theorist (like 0bama) are to my Sociology students tomorrow.

[Red Badger]

TOMMY ROE
“Jam Up And Jelly Tight”

Jam up and jelly tight
My, my, my baby
Now you’re outta sight
Jam up and jelly tight
You look a little naughty
But you’re so polite
Jam up and jelly tight
You won’t say you will but
There’s a chance that you might

I said the first day I met you
Someday I’m gonna pet you
Now you’re here and baby I love it
So come on and give me some lovin
Jam up and jelly tight
Jam up and jelly tight

You’ve got a sweet disposition
So come on and give me permission
For one kiss and maybe another
You’ll see we were meant for each other
Jam up and jelly tight

[BubbaBasher]

My lunch was a PB&J on wheat bread and I drank chocolate milk with it. I’m so confused now.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Mayo is the ULTIMATE racist food!!

[Red Badger]

[PuzzledInTX]

Does this mean that Vegemite is racist? I mean, only Australians eat that (and enjoy it, ew!).

[Sergio]

bkmk

[Christie at the beach]

What about banana and mayonnaise sandwiches..

My sister's mother in law in North Carolina gave us those sandwiches alot when we stopped by visiting near noon time with our parents...my hubby and son loves peanut butter and jelly; not me..My hubby makes five slices for a 1 stack sandwiches with PB & J -...well..he has not here lately since he is on his diet again ..I love Reese cups ...

[markman46]

seems that the school district implemented this last year,and it has spread to all the schools. blame the district officials, fire ‘em all

[boop]

LOL,x! The Subway ad translates to “Rich (delicious)- and without guilt!” Hilarious on SO many levels.

[SaraJohnson]

Well, the only answer to this Racistamerica problem is to end public schools and give the anti-sandwich tribe private school vouchers.

[Psycho_Bunny]

“Verenice Gutierrez picks up on the subtle language of racism every day.”

I’m picking up that Verenice is a jackass.

[Olog-hai]

What about mayonnaise and horseradish sauce?

[wbill]

Wow.

How hard must it be for people to walk around perpetually looking for things to be offended by? What miserable people they must be.

As for the commentary regarding "how does a Somali relate to a PB&J"..... if they're here in America, they must want to enjoy America, all of her people, and all of her customs. If they don't know the customs, they can learn. If they don't like the customs, they can leave.