Bring it. They’ll get hungry quick.
“Who are you?”, responded obama.
“It's me and Vern and the boys”
“Look son... I am CiC of the United States and I have 1.5 million troops under my command and you need to know that”.
“Look Mr President... I need to talk with Vern and the boys about this... I will have to get back with you”.
Well sir this good old boy calls obama back up the next day and says, “Mr president... I am going to have to call off that war”.
“Well son, I am glad that you have come to your senses and see that you face a far more lethal Military”.
“No sir... it ain't that... you see we run a catfish farm and me and Vern and the boys just can't figure out... even with 20 ponds... how we are going to feed that many prisoners of war”.
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