Skip to comments.Only In Massachusetts: Elizabeth Warren Supporters Debate Her Hair, Glasses, And Image
Posted on 09/15/2012 3:33:16 PM PDT by Libloather
Only In Massachusetts: Elizabeth Warren Supporters Debate Her Hair, Glasses, And Image
By Todd Domke
September 15, 2012
Please check your U.S. history textbook. Has there ever been such impassioned debate among campaign activists over their candidates image?
If you havent noticed, commentaries and reader comments at WBUR and in other media have generated a great controversy: Some supporters of Elizabeth Warren think she needs a makeover and others believe shes wonderful as she is.
Dan Payne, my Democratic counterpart, brought this simmering disagreement to a boil when he wrote a commentary, Whats Wrong With The Warren Campaign? Dan offered a long list of strategic and tactical recommendations, but it was his advice about image that stirred debate:
Lose the granny glasses; theyre 40 years late and add about 10 years to her age on TV. Soften the hair; the Page Boy haircut makes her seem joylessly practical. Coaching can deepen her voice, which grates on some, and make her seem less strident. With all the money shes raised, she can afford the best coaches.
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Elizabeth Warren Supporters Debate Her Hair,
Let me guess...a Mohawk ???
Her image as a liar?
She is a pinch-faced scold.
She needs a makeover of her MIND. She’s the one who coined “You didn’t build that.” Obama was just a copycat.
American families didn't have an army of lobbyists on our side, but what we had was a president -- President Obama leading the way. And when the lobbyists were closing in for the kill, Barack Obama squared his shoulders, planted his feet, and stood firm. And that's how we won.
that’s a good one!
and universities were tricked by unscrupulous liars that tried to pawn themselves off as having a minority heritage to rip off taxpayers.
“Coach” all you want, you can’t do anything with that face or hair. They could add extensions and make the hair longer and she’d look like Patty Murray— her lib state seems to like electing people like her: stupid, ugly and not Cherokee. Just like Warren.
Thank you, bobo. I agree, but to some extent I suspect that the universities may have been complicit.
Ohhhhhhhhh......she has a page boy haircut........that’s why Barney Frank likes her.....
Paleface Lizzy......she ride her pony “WILDLIAR”......
She comes down from Yellow Mountain
Where everyone goes to pee
On a pony she named WILDLIAR
With a resume that’s a pack of lies
On a cold Massachusetts night
PRINCESS FAUXAHONTAS CROCKAGAWEEA
On the bank of the Charles river,
Stood the home-made Indian maid.
But on the Potomac river,
Stood the office that she craved.
Fauxahontas was her name,
Such a sorry sight to see.
And the truth? It was not in her,
Tho’ a senator she wanted to be.
Fauxahontas loved Affirmative Action,
With a love big as the sky.
Yes she loved the gub’mint money,
With a love that couldn’t die.
She couldn’t make it on her own,
To the Harvard job she eyed.
The way was just too hard she moaned,
But she got it when she lied.
In the cloisters of old Cambridge,
She was safe from prying eyes.
When she tried to leave the college,
They uncovered her disguise.
“I am a Cherokee maiden” cried she,
“See my cheekbones, hear my tale.
How dare you commonfolk doubt me!”
But she complained to no avail.
The commonfolk did hue and cry,
“This imposter is not a Cherokee!
She made it up, she told a lie,
No Indian maid is she.”
Still on the bank of river we see,
The false Indian maiden so bold.
“It’s not a lie!” she screams her plea,
“If you believe it when it’s told.”
Son, I could place her out in my corn field and she would
have crows bringing back corn they had stole three years ago.
(borrowed from freeper Capt_Hank)
Cherokee Maiden now famous as Minnehaha, promise to make Obama tipi warm at night since Reggie Love had to leave town in heap big hurry.
Flowers, she needs flowers.. It would make her less frightening, IMHO.. Maybe a carnation in her cleavage, assuming her whatchemaycallits can be pulled back up and smooched together.. Flowers.. yeap!
I think her nose is particularly ugly. Reminds me of Waxman.
OK, here’s what she needs - contact lenses, a bit of eye make-up, much better lip gloss and to re-apply it regularly, and a wardrobe of great earrings. Loose the little gold balls. I haven’t reviewed her wardrobe but maybe she should buy some videos from What Not to Wear.
Oh, and definitely eye brow pencil. Ok, I’m done. Although I’m having fun and may review her images and come back with more specific wardrobe advise.
Any truth to the rumor I'm just starting that Michelle ordered Reggie out when he told her he wanted Barack to have his love child?
And Barack said yes.
They have been doing wonderful things with face transplants lately.
We are trying to bring our country together, Munro. People with overly suspicious minds are no help. Who are you going to believe, Larry Sinclair and your lying eyes, or the President?
I heard that rumor weeks ago, right after Michelle had her try out with the Washington Redskins. When she came home, Reggie and Barry rubbed her the wrong way, when she attempted to get between them. There is also no truth to the insane rumour that Michelle is the mysterious Third Williams Sister, put up for adoption when she proved too violent.
Moo knows Venus and Serena are jealous of her because she got all the looks and class.
Put a Teddy Kennedy mask on her—guaranteed win.
... and of course, she's way ahead in the steatopygia* department. However, in fairness to the Williams Sisters, let me point out that while both of them have occasionally been ordered off the court, neither of them has been ordered off the Illinois Bar by the courts.
But even there I cannot fault the First Lady. Being shiite-canned from the Illinois Bar is a bit of a family tradition ... and actually she has a chance of re-instatement, which Reggie's boyfriend (and her hubbie) does not. In Big Guns' case, a client lied. In hubbie's case, (LiL Gun?) he lied ... right on his Bar App ... about ever having used another name, of all silly things. Bad Barry! Valerie and Reggie spank-spank. No more Bar for you.
* During the Clinton administrations, press photographers were forbidden upon pain of death or banishment to a conservative paper, to photograph any of the huge-butted (HUGE I SAY) Clintons or Gores from behind. Blotteth out the Sun. Causeth crop failures in Botswana. But mababy Michelle has all 4 of'em butt-beat!
It looks like the salon she goes to is a Tupperware Bowl.