Here's the plan, see: We make a video and put it on YouTube, where Morsi is saying in Arab-talk that Ahmadinejad is a blow-hard faggot and ain't got the guts to nuke Israel and we make another where, see, Ahmadinejad, he says in Iranese that Morsi used to do it his mother and that when his father caught them at he, he made him do it with his brothers. We got to find out his brothers names in Iranese, first, though. Then Ahmadinejad, he says that he don't need to nuke Israel because after the election, once he gets all the Jews to vote for him and everything, that Obama will nuke Israel for them. And then Morsi says that Ahmadinejad really just wants to do it with Israeli boys.
I mean, like, what could go wrong?