“You think this is bad? Wait until the campaign against third hand smoke begins.”
My grandpa, who chews tobacco occasionally, says, “as long as they don’t ban second hand spit, he will be alright”.
These anti-tobacco people are nuts!
BTW, practically every writer of the 20th century smoked, and they did so precisely because it made the synapses fire faster. Stephen King and Joe Eszterhaus have even said this specifically. They don't smoke anymore, but they admit that they don't write as quickly without smoking.