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Jill Biden Inadvertently Makes A Really Long Penis Joke
Buzz Feed ^ | September 21, 2012

Posted on 09/21/2012 12:46:18 PM PDT by SMGFan

It's okay, she's a doctor.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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1 posted on 09/21/2012 12:46:22 PM PDT by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

It’s easy to joke about something she’s never seen.....


2 posted on 09/21/2012 12:48:33 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: SMGFan

She is married to one.


3 posted on 09/21/2012 12:49:18 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
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To: SMGFan

So, is the joke long or is the penis in the joke long? Guess I’ll have to read it to find out.


4 posted on 09/21/2012 12:51:04 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: SMGFan
It's ok, she heard it from little Debbie...


5 posted on 09/21/2012 12:51:13 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1340 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: SMGFan

“...the urgency in his voice when he comes...” — Jill Biden


6 posted on 09/21/2012 12:52:30 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Stop the destruction in 2012 or continue the decline)
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To: SMGFan

She has a PhD in English, right?

Not an MD.


7 posted on 09/21/2012 12:52:54 PM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: SMGFan

Can’t get it to come up. Oops. No pun intended.


8 posted on 09/21/2012 12:53:01 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: NeoCaveman; SMGFan
PhD in Education, yet insists that she always be given the honorific of Dr. If it ain't an MD, you ain't a doctor!
9 posted on 09/21/2012 12:56:19 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: NeoCaveman

She taught English at my High School when I was there.


10 posted on 09/21/2012 12:57:11 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: null and void

speaking of little Debbie,,,do you think the Dems finally figured out what a liability she is? It’s like she disappeared from the face of the planet!


11 posted on 09/21/2012 12:57:49 PM PDT by austinaero
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To: luvbach1
That was pretty funny. "I've seen Joe up close and personal..." (holds hands out about 3 feet apart)... "I've heard the urgency in his voice when he comes..."

Well, it would be funny if we weren't talking about the future of the free freakin' world, I mean.

12 posted on 09/21/2012 12:58:50 PM PDT by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: null and void

Now I see why she is always sitting down when I see her. Talk about a wide load.


13 posted on 09/21/2012 12:59:31 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Ambassador Stevens is dead and the Chevy Volt is alive!)
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To: EEGator
She taught English at my High School when I was there.

Was she guilty?

14 posted on 09/21/2012 1:00:36 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: austinaero

Liability? I live in terror that she will replace Biden.

The democrats have no stronger and more articulate spokesperson for their platform and world view.


15 posted on 09/21/2012 1:01:11 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1340 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Michael.SF.

She looks svelte next to Mooochelle...


16 posted on 09/21/2012 1:03:01 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1340 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: Rummyfan

I would disagree with your statement. I’m of the opinion that anyone who goes to a technical school and gets a degree in a SCIENCE, is entitled to the honorific “Doctor”


17 posted on 09/21/2012 1:03:24 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: SMGFan

Just to clarify, is it a joke about a really long penis, or a really long joke about a penis? ;)


18 posted on 09/21/2012 1:03:38 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: SMGFan
Her husband beat her too it.

“I promise you,” Biden said, “the President has a big stick. I promise you.”

-PJ

19 posted on 09/21/2012 1:03:56 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( It doesn't I naturally when you're not natural born.)
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To: Rummyfan
If it ain't an MD, you ain't a doctor!

You are showing your ignorance.

Doctorates are given in a variety of disciplines, one of whom happens to be medicine.

20 posted on 09/21/2012 1:06:14 PM PDT by JohnG45
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To: null and void

How tall is she? She is a step above Obama, but still shorter.


21 posted on 09/21/2012 1:08:48 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: SMGFan
All I can say is “Way to go Joe! You have a no bad looking blond and a crowd of people thinking about what's between your legs...” I'm still voting against you and every other Democrat on the ballot in November.
22 posted on 09/21/2012 1:08:53 PM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: cynwoody

She looked pretty good...real nice legs. This was back in the early 90’s.


23 posted on 09/21/2012 1:09:30 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Either way, he is a really big ... well let’s not let this topic degenerate further.


24 posted on 09/21/2012 1:09:40 PM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: Political Junkie Too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3B-zszODo


25 posted on 09/21/2012 1:11:18 PM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: null and void

Holy cow.....hey, Debbie, with hips and thighs like those, you don’t need to be wearing tight, light-colored pants, sweetie.


26 posted on 09/21/2012 1:11:49 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Don't be afraid to see what you see. (Ronald Reagan))
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To: Rummyfan
oh yes you are !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_of_Philosophy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_of_Medicine

and in the link right above you will see that in India, Britain, Ireland, and many Commonwealth nations, the medical degree is instead the MBBS i.e., Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery(MBChB, BM BCh, MB BCh, MBBS, BMBS, BMed, BM) so some medical doctors aren't Doctors!

I actually thought Jill Biden was an MD, she was there to keep him on his meds and kick start his brain.

27 posted on 09/21/2012 1:11:53 PM PDT by Reily (l)
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To: Rummyfan

Oh yeah?


28 posted on 09/21/2012 1:13:02 PM PDT by eCSMaster ('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
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To: Rummyfan

I work with a slew of scientists with PhD’s in Engineering. I don’t even call MD’s “Doctor” anymore.


29 posted on 09/21/2012 1:13:58 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Rummyfan
PhD in Education, yet insists that she always be given the honorific of Dr. If it ain't an MD, you ain't a doctor!

Really! I seriously thought she was an actual MD, the way the MSM is always puffing her up with the title Doctor Biden.
Then again, they're alyaws telling us what a foreign policy wonk her husband, Anvil Joe , is, and what beautiful arms Mooch has.
These people make me want to retch.

30 posted on 09/21/2012 1:14:31 PM PDT by YankeeReb
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To: austinaero

It’s like she disappeared from the face of the planet!.......................... Nope, we’re still stuck with her down here in FLA. She’s on the East Coast with the I-95 NE relocation crowd. I believe that crowd will not let go of her because she represents their district so well.


31 posted on 09/21/2012 1:20:11 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Who we elect is not as important as who they bring in with them.)
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To: null and void

Shultz and Hitlory are a toss up for the biggest balloon butts.


32 posted on 09/21/2012 1:27:04 PM PDT by Rappini (Pro Deo et Patria)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Jill simply discovered that Joe Biden IS a penis.

But he obviously has no balls.

Joe’s strong point is running over pedestrians with his limosines and security detail.

Joe Biden is a walking, talking accident in progress.

1) Joe Biden’s Security Detail In Car Crash In New York (VIDEO)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/joe-biden-car-crash-injur_n_361483.html

2) Secret Service motorcade was involved in a fatal accident Wednesday

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/67365-biden-motorcade-involved-in-fatal-accident-

3)
WASHINGTON - The backwash from Vice President Biden’s Air Force 2 sent a parked privately owned Piper Cub tumbling yesterday at a small general aviation airport on Long Island.

There were no injuries as the Bidens’ 747 jet lifted off from Francis S. Gabreski Airport in Westhampton.

No one was in the Piper, which was tethered in an adjacent lot, the Air Force said. The force of the jet wash from Air Force Two’s powerful engines snapped a wing on the small plane.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-08-11/local/27072340_1_small-plane-89th-airlift-wing-small-general-aviation-airport

4)Olympic Champions Injured in Joe Biden’s Motorcade Crash

http://www.extratv.com/2010/02/14/olympic-champions-injured-in-joe-bidens-motorcade-crash/

5)
Another person has been injured after a crash involving Vice President Joe Biden’s motorcade.

According to local news reports in Ohio, on Thursday morning a motorist struck a state trooper who was riding a motorcycle to clear roads for Biden’s motorcade. (RELATED: More on Joe Biden)

Officials told TribLive.com that the trooper was taken to a local hospital, though the injuries aren’t thought to be life threatening. WTRF reported that the crash caused Biden to be 45 minutes late for a speech in Martins Ferry.

This isn’t the first time someone has been injured in a crash involving the vehicles that transport or protect Biden:

— In 2010, two former Olympians were injured in Vancouver while riding in a van that was rear-ended in Biden’s motorcade.

— In November 2009, a man was killed in Maryland after two Secret Service employees — driving vehicles that usually transport Biden — hit a motorist. Biden was not traveling with the vehicles at the time.

— Also that month, four people were injured in New York City after a security detail for Biden hit a livery cab.

— That same week in 2009, a sheriff’s deputy in New Mexico blocking an intersection for Biden’s motorcade was injured after being hit by a motorist.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/17/another-person-hurt-after-biden-motorcade-crash/


33 posted on 09/21/2012 1:27:52 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: CatherineofAragon

Poor Deb. A Jewish girl with small tatas.....


34 posted on 09/21/2012 1:30:13 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: JohnG45

I recently learned what PHD stands for. It is Piled Higher & Deeper.

I am obviously not one or I would already have known that. :D


35 posted on 09/21/2012 1:36:26 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Rummyfan
If it ain't an MD, you ain't a doctor!

Your view of the distinction is a commonly held one but not correct. The word doctor comes from the Latin word docere, meaning to teach. The doctorate is an old degree, it dates back to the 12th century. A person with an MD, a professional degree, is a physician. It has only been recently that physicians even needed a college degree. Many of them were barbers and blood letters.

36 posted on 09/21/2012 1:41:21 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: ladyjane

So when Obamacare assigns me to the Dr. Sweeney Todd clinic and barber shop, should I be concerned?


37 posted on 09/21/2012 1:52:21 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: austinaero

“speaking of little Debbie,It’s like she disappeared from the face of the planet!”

I guess someone ought to put her picture on a mayonnaise jar.


38 posted on 09/21/2012 1:52:56 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Candor7

Jill simply discovered that Joe Biden IS a penis.

_________________________

The old joke re-visited.

Why does Joe Biden wear a necktie?

So his foreskin wont cover his face.


39 posted on 09/21/2012 1:57:29 PM PDT by Chickensoup (STOP The Great O-ppression)
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To: EEGator
Greenville has a high school?
40 posted on 09/21/2012 2:28:06 PM PDT by kitchen (Over gunned is better than the alternative.)
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To: null and void

41 posted on 09/21/2012 2:29:50 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: kitchen

No, but Wilmington, DE. does. Brandywine High School


42 posted on 09/21/2012 2:31:40 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: SMGFan

Life is a lot like a penis....relaxed, swinging easy...it only takes a woman to make it hard.


43 posted on 09/21/2012 2:37:20 PM PDT by Osage Orange ( Liberalism, ideas so good they have to be mandatory.)
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she has NO class and her husband is an imbecile


44 posted on 09/21/2012 2:46:01 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: DallasDeb

Why can’t a penis be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.


45 posted on 09/21/2012 2:50:59 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: SMGFan
"It's okay, she's a doctor."

PhD, not MD.

46 posted on 09/21/2012 2:51:31 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: fhayek

ROTFL! VERRRRRY Funny!


47 posted on 09/21/2012 2:54:49 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: Rummyfan

Ph.D. means “Doctor of Philosophy.” So, she is, in fact, a doctor (of philosophy) and can/deserves to be called “doctor”.


48 posted on 09/21/2012 2:56:27 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: SMGFan

It might be funny in a bar, but she is a twit for saying this nonsense at a public event.


49 posted on 09/21/2012 3:31:34 PM PDT by Gator113 (I would have voted for NEWT, now it's Ryan and the other guy.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: NeoCaveman
She has a PhD in English, right?

PhD = Post Hole Digger / Piled Higher & Deeper

50 posted on 09/21/2012 4:20:04 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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