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To: bmwcyle
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first
one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100 what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame
responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!", the union man said. He looked around the room
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the
night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame. Then, gesturing to an obese
sixty-five year old woman in the corner, the Madame said, "but Ethel
here has seniority."

14 posted on 09/22/2012 11:11:07 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

Excellent! ( in Monty Burn’s voice)


20 posted on 09/22/2012 11:35:28 AM PDT by hatter ( Cr*p. Just realized I'm still "it" from a game of Tag in 1969.)
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To: billorites

Good One


21 posted on 09/22/2012 11:40:28 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: billorites

LOL!


36 posted on 09/23/2012 3:39:04 AM PDT by Yehuda (http://jewpoint.blogspot.com)
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