Where do you find the Union Label?
posted on 09/22/2012 10:49:22 AM PDT
(Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
Let’s see ... hmmm ... SOME are sewn in on the side seam ... but I guess that don’t work for thongs, huh ?
posted on 09/22/2012 10:53:54 AM PDT
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first
one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100 what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame
responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!", the union man said. He looked around the room
and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame. Then, gesturing to an obese
sixty-five year old woman in the corner, the Madame said, "but Ethel
here has seniority."
posted on 09/22/2012 11:11:07 AM PDT
(freepo ergo sum)
posted on 09/22/2012 12:34:29 PM PDT
by Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
On the lower back or upper buttocks, of course.
posted on 09/25/2012 7:29:28 AM PDT
(Write in Chuck Norris for POTUS and tell the power brokers to FOAD.)
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