Skip to comments.Barack Obama: ďIíve Been Told Iím Just Eye CandyĒ
Posted on 09/24/2012 6:52:12 PM PDT by Justaham
President Barack Obama on Monday sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show The View, by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on the economy that have dominated the election.
When host and veteran journalist Barbara Walters kidded Michelle Obama about bringing the president as her date, Obama quipped, Ive been told Im just eye candy here.
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Yep - he had naked homos swimming in all the way from San Francisco.
>> Barack Obama: Ive Been Told Im Just Eye Candy
You know, I’ve made “tootsie rolls” that I SWEAR looked just like Barack Obama.
If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Licorice, no doubt.
I like people with a good self image.
But delusional braggarts turn me off.
Bad joke Barrack. If you fancy yourself a hunk you may need to check out a mirror.
I don’t think michelle thinks he is eye candy either.
Yeah......a real ZERO bar!
You stole my line,,,,but I was going to add, without the sugar and vanilla. He may be sugar, but he has the strenth of cooked sugar.....sheet it....hit it....it shatters. He is awuzz, during a karate show, when the fellow was thrown, e huddled up to miss-shell.
Eye candy? He meant queer bait.
By blind men?
I was thinking, Milk Dud.
Praline (producing box of chocolate) If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty, but we can’t prosecute you for that.
Praline Next we have number four, ‘Crunchy Frog’.
Milton An, yes.
Praline Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in here?
Milton Yes. A little one.
Praline What sort of frog?
Milton A dead frog.
Praline Is it cooked?
Praline What, a raw frog?
Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.
Milton We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Praline That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!
Milton What else?
Praline Well don’t you even take the bones out?
Milton If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?
Praline Superintendent Parrot ate one of those.
Parrot Excuse me a moment. (exits hurriedly)
Praline Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. People won’t expect there to be a frog in there. They’re bound to think it’s some sort of mock frog.
Milton (insulted) Mock frog? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!
Praline Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words ‘crunchy frog’, and replace them with the legend, ‘crunchy raw unboned real dead frog’ if you want to avoid prosecution.
Milton What about our sales?
Praline I’m not interested in your sales! I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one. (superintendent enters) It was number five, wasn’t it? (superintendent nods) Number five Ram’s Bladder Cup. (exit superintendent) What sort of confection is this?
Milton We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark’s vomit.
Praline Larks vomit?
Praline Well it don’t say nothing about that here.
Milton Oh yes it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
Praline (looking) Wel I hardly think this is good enough. I think it’s be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label warning lark’s vomit.
Milton Our sales would plummet!
Praline Well why don’t you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I’m lead to understand. (superintendent enters) I mean look at this one ‘cockroach cluster’, (superintendent exits) anthrax ripple! What’s this one: ‘spring surprise’?
Milton Ah - now, that’s our speciality - covered with darkest creamy chocolate. When you pop it into your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.
Praline Well where’s the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don’t want their cheeks pierced. In any case this is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station.
Yes, chocolatey Ex-Lax.
‘Eye candy’ for queers......who are a large part of the audience of ‘The View’.
Queer eye for the Prezbo.
Can he be serious?
He looks like the love child of Fred Sanford and Bea Arthur!
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