Posted on 09/25/2012 9:20:30 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Has Rush even mentioned this?
I’d bet that I could do it, but I’m just not going *there*. LOL.
is there a contrast with a biden rally?
I remember in 2008 it was obama, palin, biden, and mccain in order of crowd size.
I suspect it is Romney, Ryan, obama and biden this time.
Do we have any truth photographers on the ground?
What rally are you at? I can’t read the sign’s bottom line... Who’s on stage?
Is that RR (Romney/Ryan) on the plane’s tail?
Yep it sure is.
i have romney’s tail number as N949NS
paul ryan’s as N215US
leased from USA JET AIRLINES INC (BELLEVILLE MI)
Tagline adjustment.
Isn’t there a Helen Thomas rule?
Finally a new book to NOT buy!
Maybe not totally gone, but certainly in ICU with all the gizmos hooked up....
One point of disagreement: Salaries/benefits (even if a Union gets into the action) are significant, but not the real Show Stopper.
Get OSHA in a plant, and the payroll costs start to look like bargains.
EPA rolls in, especially with "concerns" about almost anything north of stone pure drinking water, and any business owner with a brain starts shipping the shop back to Taiwan.
(...and from personal experience, even the damn drinking water can get some of those EPA boffins into a swoon----provided they couldn't find anything else to complain about.)
The MSM can turn a joke into a shocking gaffe but when the President calls himself “eye candy” and dead Americans are road bumps, no biggie
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