University of Tennessee student denies 'butt chugging' reports, claiming he's a Christian...

NY Daily News ^ | 10/3/12 | By Erik Ortiz AND Anthony Bartkewicz

[SoFloFreeper]

There’s no butts about it.

A University of Tennessee student who allegedly binged on alcohol by “butt chugging” denied that he was hospitalized for the dangerous activity, claiming he’d never do such a thing because it would violate “God’s law.”

In a rambling written statement, 20-year-old Alexander (Xander) Broughton said, “I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner.”

“That manner” would be consuming alcohol through a rubber tube inserted into his rectum.

Broughton, of Memphis, was taken to a Knoxville hospital Sept. 22 with a blood-alcohol level at a life-threatening .40, according to reports.

The scandal led to the suspension of his Pi Kappa Alpha frat chapter through spring 2015, outraging his frat brothers.

[JediJones]

He needs to detox his buttocks.

[mountn man]

So his story is he is a drunk who passes out and craps his pants but denies butt-chugging because it’s not Christian. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

You might want to put a capital H and in bold in that hmmmmmmm. other wise it might look like mmmmmmmm

[jessduntno]

“Here...hold muh butt a minute..”

[circlecity]

So, taking your booze up the bum is a sin but drinking yourself into an acoholic coma is just peachy keen? (not that I believe him)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

So much for the fine light aroma.

[jimmygrace]

Well at least he put his heavy drinking days behind him.

[CrappieLuck]

Do you have an ASSprin?

I’m hungover.....

[DallasSun]

Really, really gross.

[Born to Conserve]

Butt chugging is better for you than drinking. When you drink, the alcohol is absorbed by you small intestines, and follows the blood circulate directly to your liver. When you butt chug, the alcohol is absorbed by your large intestines, and is circulated throughout your body before it gets to your liver. That is why many drugs are administered via suppositories.

These college kids are so smart!

[DallasSun]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Okay. You made me laugh! Gives one pause for thought when a guy asks you out for a drink.

[BipolarBob]

It is definitely a Hmmmmmmmm and not a mmmmmmmmm.

[Yossarian]

Butt chugging is better for you than drinking. When you drink, the alcohol is absorbed by you small intestines, and follows the blood circulate directly to your liver. When you butt chug, the alcohol is absorbed by your large intestines, and is circulated throughout your body before it gets to your liver. That is why many drugs are administered via suppositories.

I know you're joking (well, I hope), but...

...just to be clear, alcoholic enemas are VERY dangerous, because it bypasses the toxin filtering mechanisms contained in the upper GI system. Hence toxins, as well as alcohol, pass directly into the blood stream, to dangerous effect.

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[tumblindice]

“Putteth not a pipe, nor a straw, nor a hollow reed, nor a hose up thine end that stinks to follow strong drink; follow thine instincts I gaveth thee, thou knuckleheads. Don’t make me Me come down there.” Leviticracks 4:2.8

[alisasny]

Sounds like little Yander is protesting just a bit too much.

[alisasny]

At least Yander is not gay. I am sorry, to have a press conference where his lawyer threatens to sue everyone involved because poor little Yander got drunk and nearly died....its just comical.

[JediJones]

[Chode]

[Bob]

Look, he’s a PIKE! They’ve been doing stupid stuff since my college days 35 years ago. When I first heard this story and they said he was Pi Kappa Alpha I thought, “figures”.

My chapter got into some trouble (regarding drinking, of course) about 45 years ago as well.

[Lurker]

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