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Twitter Hashtag #ObamaDebateExcuses - HILARIOUS!!
Twitter ^ | 10-4-12 | TCRLAF

Posted on 10/04/2012 9:19:21 AM PDT by tcrlaf

Some of the hilarious tweets coming in:

-Obama will blame an anti-Mormon YouTube video for tonight's debate slaughter -Quick, someone get a teleprompter! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! -It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy. -Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs. -My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog. -How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room? -I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you. -Hey, an empty chair beat Eastwood at a debate, I thought this would be way easier. -I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about -The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for! -"Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault" -An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: debate; obama; romney; twitter
More hilarious tweets coming in by the second!!
1 posted on 10/04/2012 9:19:27 AM PDT by tcrlaf
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To: tcrlaf

>> -My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog.

ROFL


2 posted on 10/04/2012 9:20:31 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: tcrlaf

If Teebow hadn`t been traded I woulda won.


3 posted on 10/04/2012 9:21:43 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: tcrlaf

Romney drove coast to coast with Obama strapped on the roof!


4 posted on 10/04/2012 9:21:44 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Orwell in the throes of a demonic possession could not have come up with the "tuck rule".)
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To: Nervous Tick

I just saw that. LOL!


5 posted on 10/04/2012 9:22:24 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Saw one that went something like: That wasn’t a debate. That was Mitt Romney strapping Obama to the roof of his car and taking him for a ride in the countryside.


6 posted on 10/04/2012 9:23:44 AM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: tcrlaf

He thinks he has a mulligan.


7 posted on 10/04/2012 9:25:02 AM PDT by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: Nervous Tick

I left my koran on the plane


8 posted on 10/04/2012 9:25:39 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: tcrlaf

I woulda won if I had only bowed to Mr. Romney when I shook his hand.


9 posted on 10/04/2012 9:28:01 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: tcrlaf

I had HOPE before the debate but I got SHORT-CHANGED!


10 posted on 10/04/2012 9:29:51 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: tcrlaf

Next time I’m sending Moochy.


11 posted on 10/04/2012 9:30:14 AM PDT by Average Al
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To: tcrlaf

OK.

I sent one.


12 posted on 10/04/2012 9:30:28 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: bunkerhill7

The schnauzer he had for breakfast didn’t sit well.


13 posted on 10/04/2012 9:31:36 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf

I still like Al Gore’s excuse. The altitude in Denver. LOL


14 posted on 10/04/2012 9:35:39 AM PDT by Durbin
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To: GeronL

“I didn’t debate like my lady parts depended on it.”


15 posted on 10/04/2012 9:36:23 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: tcrlaf

Hard to debate when you’ve told so many lies you can’t keep the facts straight! My Muslim faith comes to mind....


16 posted on 10/04/2012 9:36:26 AM PDT by Michigander222
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To: tcrlaf
Couldn't concentrate because Chris Matthew kept sexting me
17 posted on 10/04/2012 9:37:41 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: MrB
The schnauzer he had for breakfast didn’t sit well.

His ruff stomach dogged him all day without paws.
18 posted on 10/04/2012 9:40:56 AM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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Redcloak ‏@BrewingAle

#Obamadebateexcuses I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

The Briefing Room ‏@GOPBriefingRoom

#ObamaDebateExcuses #AnthonyWeiner tweeted him a photo

LOL!

19 posted on 10/04/2012 9:44:22 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg

BTTT


20 posted on 10/04/2012 9:45:44 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: MrB

I woulda won if I had had a chair


21 posted on 10/04/2012 9:46:25 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: Renderofveils
Scot Turner ‏@Scot23

Jim Lehrer gave him more time than me...oh, wait. #ObamaDebateExcuses

22 posted on 10/04/2012 9:47:12 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Durbin

Maybe the Romney camp sent Baraq a carton of Newports and he came out oxygen-deprived, LOL.


23 posted on 10/04/2012 9:48:28 AM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: tcrlaf

It was his lady parts.


24 posted on 10/04/2012 9:48:32 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Nervous Tick

I was a victim of debate-place violence.
If I had only secured the Colorado border, Romney couldn`a got in and I woulda won.
If the debate had been held in Gitmo, I woulda won.
If it had been Spring in Denver, I woulda won.


25 posted on 10/04/2012 9:51:46 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: justlurking
Couldn't concentrate because Chris Matthew kept sexting me

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

26 posted on 10/04/2012 9:55:05 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: tcrlaf

If I had routed the Keystone pipeline from Denver to Bejing I woulda won.


27 posted on 10/04/2012 9:56:56 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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To: justlurking

It wasn’t me, it was him, these aren’t my pants and the midget was on fire when I got here.....

RLTW.


28 posted on 10/04/2012 9:57:53 AM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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To: tcrlaf

I got Mittslapped.


29 posted on 10/04/2012 10:16:07 AM PDT by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: tcrlaf
First there was #Obamadebateexcuses

Now there is #ObamaDebateHaiku

Charlie Johnson ‏@SemperBanU

Invented the 'Net

now blames the altitude

Al Gore is smart

#ObamaDebateHaiku

30 posted on 10/04/2012 2:46:21 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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