Posted on 10/04/2012 11:43:11 AM PDT by SkyPilot
I think Eva Longoria’s had too much COCAINE. It’s short-circuited her brain. WHAT A DINGBAT.
Its because everything is upside down in New Zealand.
Will Obama be wearing a two-piece?
I see Samuel L Jackson still hasnt found a Corellian cruiser to take him off of Hate Whitey Planet.
I wiped Jenna Jameson’s tweet with rubbing alcohol, and then I kissed it.
Chris Rock: Obama is waiting for the right moment to pull out Bin Ladens skull from behind the podium. Wait for it. Wait for it
Albert Brooks: Next debate will be moderated by Miss Piggy before she loses her job.
These 2 were so funny!
Better watch that. There is nothing more rabid than a true believer who has just had their faith proven false.
“Patton Oswalt: A room temperature bowl of oatmeal Obamas closing statement #debate “
I saw a clip of one of his shows where he improved the best take-down of a heckler I’ve ever heard. I was crying from laughter.
So I decided to watch one of his specials....what a mistake. That guy’s a little, hate-filled prick.
hahaha!
Now that was funny.
ROFLMAO! I am sure bin Laden would have arrived in a Volt, but, then, they are both dead.
Last night's debate was supposed to be focused on the Economy. Someone asked this morning what the topic of the next debate was, and hinted that Obama would do better when the focus was not on the economy.
The Onion actually said yesterday that the Obama campaign hoped Lehrer would not ask any questions about the economy, but they hoped he would focus on "gay marriage" for 90 minutes.
What topic is Obama's strong suit? Foreign policy? HA!
I guess a debate focused on "Community Organizing" or "Compulsive Narcissism" will really go his way.
Anyone ‘following’ these nitwits deserves every ignorant, inane quip they get.
Maybe she thinks she is in Middle Earth?
From what little I have observed about this woman, she is a spoiled brat jock sniffer who goes from athlete boyfriend to athlete boyfriend, and in between she throws temper tantrums about Illegal Aliens being "disrespected."
Patton Oswalt has his moments of humor. His bit about just trying to get a steak dinner and his bit on Mr. Pepper are pretty hilarious.
“Chris Rock: Obama is waiting for the right moment to pull out Bin Ladens skull from behind the podium. Wait for it. Wait for it
LOL! Chris, shut up - otherwise he’ll try that in the foreign policy debate! :)”
Skull?....Guess Cris didn’t keep up with the ugh..”official”..ugh..storyline..OBL body dumped into the sea.
Seems to be disrespecting herself while she's at it.
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