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More incredibly good news: Education Department reports zero Illiteracy in America under Obama
Yore always trusty government bureaucrats under Obama

Posted on 10/05/2012 7:05:42 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator

Braking hard ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bho44; literacy; magicnumbers; obamalegacy; satire; vanity
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1 posted on 10/05/2012 7:05:48 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Hey, I didn’t know there was another moderator.


2 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:49 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard
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This just in: Under Obama (PBH) all SAT scores were 1600 this year!


3 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:49 AM PDT by txrefugee
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r u shurr? LOL


4 posted on 10/05/2012 7:07:51 AM PDT by dforest
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According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0.


5 posted on 10/05/2012 7:08:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: txrefugee

Its really gotten low under Obama!


6 posted on 10/05/2012 7:09:03 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard
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We are also hearing reports of record wheat harvests this year.


7 posted on 10/05/2012 7:11:46 AM PDT by circlecity
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Fo’sizzle,my nizzles!


8 posted on 10/05/2012 7:13:03 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: txrefugee

Wait a minute. I just received word, from Extremely reliable sources, that Barack Obama will be awarded the Nobel peace prize in Edukation!


9 posted on 10/05/2012 7:13:03 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: dforest

Yes, yes! Eye am sirten of this!


10 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:32 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Were you in the shower? You might want to logout and log back in again...


11 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:53 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!
12 posted on 10/05/2012 7:14:58 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: dfwgator

According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0.

I saw that Obama has declared that all NFL teams are now 2-2 and must be 8-8 at season’s end.


13 posted on 10/05/2012 7:15:23 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Dead Corpse

Don’t forget about the awesome corn crops this year! Enough corn to feed the planet!


14 posted on 10/05/2012 7:15:40 AM PDT by Michigander222
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To: dfwgator
"According to the Obama Administration, the New Orleans Saints are 4-0."

No! To make it all 'fair' Obama has made it so that ALL TEAMS are 4-0!!!

15 posted on 10/05/2012 7:16:37 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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To: Sidebar Moderator; All


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16 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:16 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Proud2BeRight
I saw that Obama has declared that all NFL teams are now 2-2 and must be 8-8 at season’s end.

And tiebreakers will be according the Rush Limbaugh's Environmentalist Whacko approach, which is bad news for teams like the Steelers and Packers, and good news for the Miami Dolphins.

17 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:22 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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Then how come so many need assistance to fill out a food stamp or welfare application?
Not to mention a job application.
What constitutes literacy? Recognizing most of the letters A-Z?

18 posted on 10/05/2012 7:17:51 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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When do the chocolate ration figures come out?


19 posted on 10/05/2012 7:18:31 AM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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Couple all this with his single handily curing cancer and we’re home free...oh I almost forgot when I went to fill up gas was .30 a gallon!!!


20 posted on 10/05/2012 7:18:52 AM PDT by ontap
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More Fkng B/S from our Socialist/Communist administration
21 posted on 10/05/2012 7:19:12 AM PDT by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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To: dfwgator
New Orleans... Where's My Dollar?
22 posted on 10/05/2012 7:19:12 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Obama at the UN: The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.)
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To: CrazyIvan

LMAO


23 posted on 10/05/2012 7:19:12 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: ontap

heh


24 posted on 10/05/2012 7:21:37 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Dept of Energy just announced a new coal fired/solar car that seats 6 and gets the equivalent of 190 mpg.
25 posted on 10/05/2012 7:22:34 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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Like, OMG! Like, literally. Amazin’. Ya know what I mean?


26 posted on 10/05/2012 7:23:17 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Beagle8U

and gas is only 35 cents a gallon!


27 posted on 10/05/2012 7:23:48 AM PDT by Rodm
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Thas iz wacist. u sed chalklut.


28 posted on 10/05/2012 7:23:58 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Beagle8U

There you go! More evidence that Obama is a miracle worker!


29 posted on 10/05/2012 7:24:27 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-years phase-in plan that would become know as “Euro-English.”

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c.” Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k.” This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f.” This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v.”

During the fifz yer, ze unesasary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, we vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl. Zer wil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


30 posted on 10/05/2012 7:24:48 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Breaking News: Wheat crops are 150% of Dept of Ag forecasts! Bread for the Proletariat! Pray for America
31 posted on 10/05/2012 7:25:17 AM PDT by bray (If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
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Is this like the jobs market where they don’t count the one’s that drop out?


32 posted on 10/05/2012 7:25:54 AM PDT by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yes, our dear leader is truly magnificent. And wonderful reports like these coming just a few weeks before an election! Of course, it’s just a coincidence.


33 posted on 10/05/2012 7:26:46 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Unexpectedly expected.


34 posted on 10/05/2012 7:27:38 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: ShadowAce

Excellent!


35 posted on 10/05/2012 7:28:04 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Does this belong in...

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Braking Gnu's?

36 posted on 10/05/2012 7:28:22 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (All Y'all White Peoples is racist!)
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To: dforest; ZOOKER

” America’s chocolate rations... Have come home, to roost!! “


37 posted on 10/05/2012 7:29:26 AM PDT by Tuanedge (Warriors victorious in a hundred battles, flee when a tiger enters their tent.)
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To: bray

Wow! It’s now beyond debate we need four more years of this grand and glorious regime!


38 posted on 10/05/2012 7:29:54 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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And the chocolate ration has been increased to 30 grams from 32 grams!

Thank you, Big Brother Obama!

39 posted on 10/05/2012 7:30:33 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (All Y'all White Peoples is racist!)
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To: V_TWIN

Yes, those who would’ve given up learning to read and write are no longer counted.


40 posted on 10/05/2012 7:32:22 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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Ha!


41 posted on 10/05/2012 7:33:28 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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What Debate?


42 posted on 10/05/2012 7:37:32 AM PDT by bray (If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
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Oops, eye ment da bate. sory.


43 posted on 10/05/2012 7:40:06 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: BitWielder1
What constitutes literacy? Recognizing most of the letters A-Z?

In the Obamao administration's eyes, as long as you can read well enough to decipher THIS and write well enough to color in the bubble next to it, you're literate! You get your Colt 45 and cigarettes when you exit the polling place.


44 posted on 10/05/2012 7:40:37 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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Hey, you qualify for an obamaphone!


45 posted on 10/05/2012 7:42:23 AM PDT by bray (If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
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47 posted on 10/05/2012 7:44:08 AM PDT by tomkat
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Thank yoo! eye new eye wood qua lee fy!


48 posted on 10/05/2012 7:44:08 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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LOL!


49 posted on 10/05/2012 7:51:24 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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Hey, your so dumb you may qualify for an obamawidescreen? Can you say Romney Sucks?


50 posted on 10/05/2012 8:02:04 AM PDT by bray (If you vote for a communist what does that make you?)
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