Obama plans Virginia debate camp

politico44 ^ | 10/5/12 | BYRON TAU

[ColdOne]

To remedy this, there will be more extensive preparation for Obama before the next showdown -- now much higher stakes for Obama -- at Hofstra University. Obama will set up debate camp at the end of next week in Williamsburg, Va.

[Buckeye McFrog]

sounds like the intellectual version of Fat Camp....

[kevslisababy]

Now that is funny. Like he will pay attention/apply himself any more than he did at this last “debate camp”.

I just don’t think he has it in him.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I don't think we need to worry too much. He'll go in enthusiastic but within a few hours, his eyes will glaze over, he'll start day-dreaming, he'll start doodling on his notepad. At some point, Axelrod will say, “Yo. Barack! Are you paying attention?”

[tgusa]

There are a lot of nice golf courses around Williamsburg.

[Gaffer]

Exactly! Upon reading this, my mind automatically went to “Cartman”....hahahahahahaha

[T-Bird45]

This one time, at debate camp...

[Salamander]

Perhaps this time he will get a firm grip on himself and master debate camp.

:)

[rwfromkansas]

It’s a town hall debate. If he comes off harsher than last night, he may anger independents for being too mean.

You can’t be that tough on an opponent during a town hall. Ask Gore how that helped him..

[Sybeck1]

All hard training deserve a montage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9Uwhjlog8

[Jane Long]

No matter how many talking points/lies they feed into his brain, he'll not be able to properly file, organize and then retrieve them in any coherent manner.

The only way 0 can be on his "speaking game" is with TOTUS.

[cblue55]

When the work of debate preparation starts to become a “drag”, like the last one, maybe he go go on over and play at “Bush” Gardens.

[KittenClaws]

While bambi is busy at debate camp, the 47% will be sent to cheer-leading camp.

[rhombus]

Didn’t they cover debating in Harvard, Columbia, the Choom gang?

[dagogo redux]

Rehab, crash courses in capitalism, basic economics, the Constitution and Realpolitiks, and perhaps intensive instruction and meditation on the Boy Scout Oath and Law, would help him more than a Debate Camp designed to put lipstick on a pig.

[bravo whiskey]

why can’t he do this at the white house or camp david which is already paid? i know, i know. he is a narcissitic, entitled, affirmative-action, traitot bastard.

[Joe Boucher]

I think Candy Crowley is the next moderator.
A true blue liberal who will help obammy any way she possibley can.

[Night Hides Not]

What’s wrong with Camp David? The taxpayers are already footing the bill for that.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Michelle will be in charge of the cafeteria menu;

Steven Chu will be in charge of deciding when “lights out” will be!

Arne Duncan will be in charge of bunkbed assignments.

Anita Dunn will be in charge of yard exercises and song selection.

Tom Vilsak will take charge of which shifts get to work in the rice fields, and which days of the week will be work days and which shall be days devoted to self-introspection and learning songs for Ms. Dunns’ yard exercises.

Every camp attendee will receive, as part of their tuition, a free cellular phone and email account.

Anyone urinating in the woods will receive beatings from Ken Salazr until their morale and demeanor improves.

Each attendee will be required to sign a pledge of allegiance to Mr. 0bama, and tuitions may, on a case by case basis, be reviewed for eligibility for student aid. Such aid, however, will be in the form of tuition loans, to be repaid over a period of 7 years, and will not be dischargeable in the event of attendee bankruptcy.

[kabar]

Virginia is a battleground state. He will be campaigning there in addition to debate prep. This is a smokescreen as VA is slipping away.