Skip to comments.Same-sex "marriage" isn't enough: 'I want to have babies the way straight people do'
Posted on 10/05/2012 6:02:49 PM PDT by ReformationFan
Redefining marriage won't satisfy gay rights activists; they want to redefine reality.
Segregating genders in marriage to suit the sexual attractions of less than 2% of the population isn't enough. This woman with same-sex attraction wants scientists to "try harder" and give "priority" to making it possible for two women to procreate. Michelle Cheever says: "I want to have babies the way straight people do."
What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the dare I say it naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.
The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: "It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?"
I am a total brat about what I consider a biological injustice. . .
Why can't my girlfriend and I have a baby that shares our DNA? Why can't an egg from each of us be scrambled up and sprinkled with sperm? It seems so easy! Try harder scientists! Make this a priority.
Instead of urging scientists to "try harder," Cheever might as well demand that science try harder.
"Biological injustice"? What's next are they going to sue their bodies for justice?
The problem with same-sex marriage is not that so-called anti-gay bigots oppose it. The challenge that gender segregationists face is their own biology, not hatred. SSM activists battle nature, not just culture. The problem is reality, not politics.
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It’s simple. First you let a guy buy you a beer...
Just like your brains!
What I'm thinking would get me banned....
I’ve long maintained that a key component of homosexuality is the rejection of the gender you were born with. Male homosexuals really want to be females and females want to be males.
She has a better chance of giving birth to a hyena if she wants science to do what God created.
Amen 2 that!
Oh Lord make stupid & crazy go away!
Sodomites...they’re NEVER happy.
So it’s true. Homosexuals hate God and are at war with Him. Good luck with that/sarc
“It seems so easy!”
Most things do to a nit-wit.
She could always just go be with a man if she’s wanting all that.
The first thing that came to my mind would have as well. I'll use my better judgment and avoid the lightning bolt tonight!
I think I’m about to pull my hair out!
Even Asexual budding wouldn’t please her.
Poor pathetic creature.
Truly, this is mental illness - sorry, but this only proves it.
Up next: HUGE government grants, all in the interest of “equality”. Aren’t there some stimulus funds laying around somewhere they could throw around to some numb-skulled geneticists?!?!
I thought this was satire.
Cheevers: First you buy a loser a lot of beers. Then you rape him when he’s still breathing. Maybe you will get lucky.
Or you could call Little Anthony’s Weiner (send picture), The Impreganator, many Rappers, Jesse Jackson Sr, John Edwards (he’s definitely available right now), or the Democratic National Party (they’re available to screw America, one person at a time).
You may want to be a “mother” but I think you left another part of the word, off.
Sperm bank + turkey baster. Oh wait thats the part it she doesn’t like.... Well never mind.
Scrambled eggs? Did she really say that?
It’s easy and 0bambi will propose a program to pay for it:
one of the partners just needs to get an addadictomy.
Go straight and all else will fall into place.
One day I was looking in the frozen food section of a local supermarket and happened upon an item called “Vegetarian Breast.” So typical of the creeps, freaks and perverts. They profess to hate the real thing, but want a substitute exactly like it. To paraphrase a previous poster, they’re whacked.
FReeper humor at its finest BUMP! ROFLMAO!
Then quit being unnatural.
Yeah well people in hell want ice water.
Don't forget the bottle of Chardonnay! After all, we're talking romance here.
Then have sex with a man.
It REALLY is that simple.
Dx: Body Image Psychosis.
Let them die trying!!!
well this is stupid. why should any scientist or biologist cater to a dizzy stupid lesbian.
my suggestion, moron, go to skewl, become a biologist and try to figure it out yourself. won’t work, but why should someone else work to make your stupid illusions come true?
why is this nonsense reported by the media?
opppppppsssssssss, i know, they are ignorant too.
Did someone forget the humor/satire keyword?
I am having a hard time believing that God makes no mistakes.
For beer?!? I was always stuck with a full meal at the Brasilian rodizio...
Spit and sperm are two different things. One will get you pregnant, the other will merely get you wet.
This is your field of study and expertise is it not?
So what I want to know—is why don’t they just marry each other, change outfits, call the male the wife and female the husband and be happy?
JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG: Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man—
STAN: Or woman.
FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself—
STAN: Or herself.
FRANCIS: Or herself.
FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.
STAN: Or sister.
FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?
REG: I think you’d finished.
FRANCIS: Oh. Right.
REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man—
STAN: Or woman.
REG: Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.
STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN: I want to be one.
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can’t have babies.
LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.
REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
JUDITH: Here! I— I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What’s the point?
REG: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
And once again, we have here an excellent example of how the human brain has been totally debilitated by the chronic, non-curable disease of liberalism. Their diseased minds have no logic or objective reasoning skills whatsoever. As the disease progresses, they become prone to violence which we’ve all witnessed many times. Not only are these soulless bodies nuttier than a fruitcake, they are also potentially very dangerous!
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
People so violently opposed to nature and reality, deserve to have nature and reality bite them right in the fundament.
When unnatural unreality comprises 2 percent of the world, and it’s sole role in our society is to change the other 98 percent to fit its own image, any effort by the 98 percent to cut the 2 percent an even break, is nihilistic and tantamount to cultural suicide.
Is this for real?
Thank you! Thank you for posting this! I have been so sad today and this was a much needed laugh!
"Biological injustice"!! HAHAHAHAHA~~~~
Homosexualism was correctly diagnosed more than 50 years ago as a mental illness.
It is a quixotic battle against reality.
Delusional, absurd, ridiculous, not to mention filthy, dirty, disease-prone, even hazardous.
These people need to be confined to a rubber room.
The late great Herbert Lom couldn’t portray their insanity as well as they do.
It may sound simplistic, but there is a strong element of truth to that. Male homosexuals tend to have very low testosterone, very high estrogen, or both, while the reverse is true for females. What I find particularly bizarre is that a person with low testosterone and high estrogen should be attracted to the reverse - a straight man or a lesbian woman - yet they end up with like people. If gay men like men, then why do they choose extremely effeminate partners? Similarly, why do lesbian couples usually look like a pair of hockey players?
You would probably need to reverse the direction the beer is flowing and increase by an order of magnitude if this loon is physically similar to 80% of the dykes I have encountered in my life.