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Finally, the definitive definitive reason for Obama’s poor debate performance is revealed
protein wisdom ^ | October 6, 2012 | Jeff G.

Posted on 10/06/2012 2:12:41 PM PDT by Snuph

I noted yesterday that Obama’s excuse for his poor debate showing — raise your hands if you lost your office pool because you had either “Bush” or “The Stafford Act” — was, in fact, a refreshingly candid one: Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney made the President suck. Turns out though, it was less Romney per se than it was the fact that his words, scribbled in some ancient and indecipherable code on a magical Mormon handkerchief of deception, were so filled with lies that it temporarily stunned the President, who had expected that the debate be among honest colleagues simply out to share their records and competing ideas with a public craving a bipartisan exchange of substance, much as Obama has done throughout his historic Presidency of transparent government and honest interpersonal brokering.

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1 posted on 10/06/2012 2:12:45 PM PDT by Snuph
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To: Snuph

O was pretty unnerved by that Magic Underwear on the podium.

2 posted on 10/06/2012 2:15:46 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Snuph

“a magical Mormon handkerchief of deception” is obviously more powerful than a Magic Negro (aka “The One”)!

3 posted on 10/06/2012 2:54:36 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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To: Snuph

I had the altitude syndrome gore injected

4 posted on 10/06/2012 2:59:02 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: ronnie raygun

The SHOCK of actually hearing THE TRUTH put OBAMA in a STATE OF TEMPORARY REALITY. The leftist MSM also was affected by this phenomenon. THE FOREIGNER and his DRONES have fully recovered and now believe they did not debate the REAL ROMNEY, but a figment of their imagination.

5 posted on 10/06/2012 3:11:56 PM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The mere thought of the Tablets of Gold unmanned term used very casually) Obama?

Or was it that one end of the Bell Curve met the other and the outcome was inevitable?

6 posted on 10/06/2012 3:42:37 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: ronnie raygun; Snuph; 21twelve

Posted this altitude idea to FReeper 21twelve at 12:13am Thurs., hours after the debac - err - deBATE.
On a thread: ‘A relaxed Romney rolls by - - - ‘

21twelve, as Obumpo, asked ‘where are all my Greek columns?’
I added: “Why does my brain have no oxygen?”

How many hours after reading this on Free Republic did Algore come up with this? LOL!

Even funnier, because I have been to the Denver area for 2 to 3 weeks from time to time since 1996, I have felt no ‘altitude symptoms’ the first day - - - but it is real for some.
And we know altitude oxygen/blood is scientific.

Don’t we understand some politicians check in with Free Republic??!!!

Well, if I was up first, truth be told, there is no ‘original idea.’ If I’ve thought of it, so has 10,000 others . . .

7 posted on 10/06/2012 4:18:45 PM PDT by USARightSide ( SUPPORTING O U R TROOPS)
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To: USARightSide

If you are going to engage in strenuous physical activity without first acclimating yourself, the altitude will be a factor for some.

If you’re just going to engage in shooting the breeze with another guy, the theory doesn’t hold water.

I know whereof I speak. I used live out east, and I now live in the Rockies.

This is just more methane emanating from Al Gore. As usual, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

No news there, tho!


8 posted on 10/06/2012 8:19:06 PM PDT by Chances Are (Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
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To: Chances Are

‘_______more methane emanating from Al Gore.’

L O L!

We’re from’back east’ (NY) also, many years ago.
Bypassed the Rockies and have been in CA 43 years.
Eldest daughter, however, resides since 1996 in Littleton;
as you know, 30 mins south of Denver.

9 posted on 10/06/2012 10:43:35 PM PDT by USARightSide ( SUPPORTING O U R TROOPS)
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To: Chances Are

I think it was more the “Choom” than the altitude.
I would love to see him take a drug test.

10 posted on 10/06/2012 10:50:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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