Posted on 10/06/2012 5:28:02 PM PDT by smoothsailing

They can spend all the time at all the camps they want and it won’t wipe the FAIL off the last four years, but they’ll try anyway:
To remedy this, there will be more extensive preparation for Obama before the next showdown — now much higher stakes for Obama — at Hofstra University. Obama will set up debate camp at the end of next week in Williamsburg, Va.
Obama may not be adding more rehearsal time — but as senior adviser David Axelrod says, he’s going to be more strategic about how he uses it.
And on Obama’s debate sparring partner — Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), who wants to be secretary of state in a second Obama term — with his future in the balance, will he be able to be more aggressive and push back against Obama now that Romney has shown his stuff?
Sources tell me it’s an Indian-themed getaway: Camp Awanaprompter.
Obama blew it at the last debate because he’s defending things that can’t be defended. He lost not because he wasn’t prepared for the debate, but because he wasn’t prepared to be president — and it showed......
(Excerpt) Read more at dougpowers.com ...
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Sending Zer0 to the camps is a good idea. Gitmo’ at a minimum.
Dang I wish I had the talent for rhyme, I’d whip up some alternative lyrics for Camp Granada.
Here’s what Mitt will do to Mack daddy in the. Ext debate.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2uaPZdhxnek
Leave it to Obamagabe to go to a Native American sounding camp.
You can’t fix COMMIE.
“I went to Debate Camp and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt”
“Debate Camp is a Drag!”
“Debate Camp is Hard!”
“I’d Rather be Golfing”
“I Don’t Know Who’s Going to Win the Debate and I Don’t Really Care”
“I Don’t Need to Cheat. I’ve Got an Earpiece”
“There is a deep down, underneath all the work I do, I think theres a laziness in me.”
His time at Camp Iwannapeepee didn’t help last time!
I am certain the media has been given orders: Obamugabe is the WINNER of the next debate.
“He lost not because he wasnt prepared for the debate, but because he wasnt prepared to be president”
Ouch. That sums up the problem rather nicely.
Why does he need to do this prep in Williamsburg? Won’t this entail even more taxpayer expense (lodging, security, meals, etc.)
Or is that the only way a communist can prepare for a debate? By depleting the “minions” of their earnings?
I am certain the media has been given orders: Obamugabe is the WINNER of the next debate.
Hello Maddow, Hello Mathews,
I am writing with all due promptness...
Here I am in Camp Promptless....
They'd better have Joe Biden check to see if the camp is at the same altitude as the stage at Hofstra.
“Hey, I hear there’s a big fundraising scandal coming. If I resign now, that means I don’t gotta go to Debate Camp, right?
Can we just go to Hawaii now and let Gaffer Joe take over?
It’s at about the same altitude, right? I don’t wanna be confused when I get there.”
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The third debate is usually rated higher than the second, but not quite as high as the first. Romney will clobber 0bama in the third debate even worse than he did in the first one. The "I killed Osama" and "I ended the Iraq War" isn't going to hold up against the rebuttal that both of those things were accomplished with tactics and policies that he campaigned against when he was running in 2008. All the rest of the foreign policy news runs downhill from there into a series of complete disasters.
The problem is that the MSM doesn’t need to be given orders. They are already in the Obama camp; no one was more devastated after the first debate. Some tried, but even they couldn’t bring themselves to declare O the winner.
I’ll get you started:
Hello Wookie, hello Sasha,
Here I am at Camp Cramalata.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we’ll play some golf if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Biden;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Rachel Maddow;
She was cross dressing last night after sundown.
All the conservatives hate the libtards,
And the street has crossing guards,
And John Kerry wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called “Ulysses”.
Now I don’t want this should alarm ya,
But my bunk mate is Reggie Love.
You remember mean old Mitt,
They’re all saying he beat me like a twit.
Interesting that he has all the time he needs for debate school but no time for Bebe.
My thoughts exactly! Williamsburg, during fall tourist season?
Something tells me there must be a secluded golf course nearby. That family does love its resorts and travel.
Camp David makes more sense for serious study.
I think they ought to considering lots of sighing, and maybe an occasional “but what about Dingell-Norwood?”
I think they ought to consider lots of sighing, and maybe an occasional “but what about Dingell-Norwood?”
CNN and Candy Crowley will try there hardest to destroy Romney in that debate !
You will see nothing but Obama plants and Gay marriage radicals in the audience just like Cooper did in the GOP primary town hall !!!
Own will be in full force !
It’s the October surprise !!
It’s will be one huge ambush !!
Romney would be do better to cancel it !
I just hope for a good debate because my daughter will be working there. (Good luck, Sweetie! Even though you’ll never see this message because you take after your mother too much.)
Hello Malia, hello Sasha
Here I am, at Camp Debate’Ya
It is very entertaining
They say I’ll have some fun
When I stop blaming
You’re my daughters, and I love you
But I’m a loser, yes it’s so true
The media tried to reinvent me
But damn that Brietbart, he really snared me
That old Chris Matthews, Allah bless him
His tingles helped me into the White House
He freaked out roy’ly when Romney creamed me
He might not last thru election season
That Maui mansion sounds simply perfect
If things go as planned, we’ll be there tout-suite
Your mother’s moving out to Chicago
She just can’t take the fake bravado
So Malia, and so Sasha
You girls will have to cover my ass-ah
When your schoolmates ask all about me
Tell them Americans successfully nailed me
Quote of the Day
lol, thanks!
Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah,
I am here at,
Camp Obama.
CNN ambush just like that Gay Cooper did !
Look for a victim illegal and victim
Gay and victim cancer patient etccccc
To question Romney !
Recall Cooper picked a gay veteran who was his plant and had been on his show before .
Team Romney better screen each person and check how they are a CNN plant !
That’s good!!! :)
Hope Obama and Kerry get lost at Camp Where-the-heck-are-we.....LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53s3_zLAhqA
He’s dumb enough to think he can channel some of the forefathers.
“That family does love its resorts and travel.”
Seems there was a thread here several days ago showing how Hussein’s family spent more money than UK’s royal family did last year.
That’s really something! She will see history being made! :)
Why should the world’s smartest half-Negro Muslim, need to be coached by the Gigolo,traitor ,John F’in Kerry, who didn’t do so well in his own run for the big office./
Camp Awana would be good for Obama.
I'm down with that struggle...
LOL, Ray Stevens is a treasure!

And just what makes ANYONE believe that Obama actually took the time to 'practice' with Kerry ?
Those of us who had him figured out from Day One know that he has neither the consciousness, the intelligence, the aptitude nor the interest in being president of the United States. He won by a fluke in 2008; he will lose decisively next month.
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