I’ll get you started:
Hello Wookie, hello Sasha,
Here I am at Camp Cramalata.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we’ll play some golf if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Biden;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Rachel Maddow;
She was cross dressing last night after sundown.
All the conservatives hate the libtards,
And the street has crossing guards,
And John Kerry wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called “Ulysses”.
Now I don’t want this should alarm ya,
But my bunk mate is Reggie Love.
You remember mean old Mitt,
They’re all saying he beat me like a twit.