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To: smoothsailing; doug from upland

Dang I wish I had the talent for rhyme, I’d whip up some alternative lyrics for Camp Granada.


3 posted on 10/06/2012 5:33:23 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

I’ll get you started:

Hello Wookie, hello Sasha,
Here I am at Camp Cramalata.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we’ll play some golf if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Biden;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Rachel Maddow;
She was cross dressing last night after sundown.

All the conservatives hate the libtards,
And the street has crossing guards,
And John Kerry wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called “Ulysses”.

Now I don’t want this should alarm ya,
But my bunk mate is Reggie Love.
You remember mean old Mitt,
They’re all saying he beat me like a twit.


24 posted on 10/06/2012 6:00:45 PM PDT by RobertClark (Be prepared, be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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