France, abandon ship! Abandon ship!
Just turn it over to the muzzlems. The Eiffel Tower will make one heck of a minaret for an incredibly enormous mosque whose front entrance will be the Arc de Triomphe. They will blow up the Louvre and Notre Dame. Not needed and too counter-izzlam.
Where will you go? I don’t know. Just don’t come here with your stupidity that caused this problem in the first place. We don’t need a bunch of dhimmes to set up the same disaster for us.
As for the Mona Lisa? Da Vinci was an infidel. She’s not even wearing a chadour! Slit her throat!