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Student Spiked Teacher's Coffee With Butt Pills
The Smoking Gun ^ | October 5, 2012

Posted on 10/07/2012 3:50:54 PM PDT by EveningStar

Police are investigating a North Carolina high school student who allegedly spiked his teacher’s coffee with “GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: bigbutt; bubblebutt; buttpills; charlotte; coffee; gluteboost; teacher

1 posted on 10/07/2012 3:51:06 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 10/07/2012 3:51:46 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Ya gotta love kids like this....dumb as a rock...but funny!!


3 posted on 10/07/2012 3:53:00 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: EveningStar

"Do those jeans make my ass look big?"

4 posted on 10/07/2012 3:57:29 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Romney vs Obama, Round One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyNxHOZiQPA)
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To: EveningStar

I guess it’s better than using caulk!


5 posted on 10/07/2012 4:03:42 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: EveningStar

Better a bigger butt, than ex-lax.


6 posted on 10/07/2012 4:06:08 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: EveningStar

Sounds like a teacher with problems - we has a Spanish teacher last year that was an interesting fellow. The kids urinated in his closet, threw sandwiches into the ceiling through the ceiling tiles, and put hand sanitizer in his coke.


7 posted on 10/07/2012 4:08:21 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

8 posted on 10/07/2012 4:09:07 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: EveningStar

"Photo Testimonials" can be found here.

9 posted on 10/07/2012 4:11:58 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: struggle

has = had


10 posted on 10/07/2012 4:13:17 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: EveningStar

I'm favorably inclined towards the direction this entire conversation is leading
and I wouldn't think about dissembling or misleading you.
To tell the truth I wouldn't be capable of it.


11 posted on 10/07/2012 4:13:49 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: EveningStar
The cast of Saturday Night Live were hooked on these pills back in the 70s (among other drugs).


12 posted on 10/07/2012 4:17:51 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: EveningStar

Oh my. Michelle’s school lunch supplements?


13 posted on 10/07/2012 4:20:07 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: EveningStar

Why would anyone want to look like mooshelle obama!


14 posted on 10/07/2012 4:20:07 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: EveningStar

Butt-ification program?


15 posted on 10/07/2012 4:23:54 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: LostInBayport

Wife “I want some money to get a boob job”.
Husband “Don’t have it .. why don’t you just rub them with toilet paper”
Wife “That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard”
Husband, “Works on your arse, don’t see why it won’t work on your boobs”....


16 posted on 10/07/2012 4:26:16 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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To: EveningStar

Eddie Haskell.......paging Eddie Haskel.


17 posted on 10/07/2012 4:26:22 PM PDT by Kakaze (I want The Republic back !)
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To: EveningStar
Did it work?

Just askin'......(ha)

18 posted on 10/07/2012 4:31:25 PM PDT by hummingbird (Shampoo, Rinse. DO NOT REPEAT. REPEAT IS A SCAM!)
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To: LostInBayport

LOLOLOLMAO!

</snort!>

OMG, I remember those skits!


19 posted on 10/07/2012 4:37:45 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Libs, dems, unions, leftist scum & murderous muzzies - are like bacteria: attack, attack, attack!)
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To: EveningStar

20 posted on 10/07/2012 4:41:17 PM PDT by oblomov
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To: EveningStar
“GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

I thought that's what donuts are for.

21 posted on 10/07/2012 4:47:04 PM PDT by CommerceComet (Obama vs. Romney - clear evidence that our nation has been judged by God and found wanting.)
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To: Gamecock

Re: Photo Testimonials

OK, that was frightening.

< bleaches eyeballs>


22 posted on 10/07/2012 5:09:24 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: EveningStar
Two possible scenarios for the teacher (victim):

She either has 'way too much butt already, or;

She has no butt at all

23 posted on 10/07/2012 5:50:24 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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Click

24 posted on 10/07/2012 6:33:51 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: EveningStar

Somehow I read that as “Pit Bulls” and wondered how they fit in the cup.

Near anagram, I guess.


25 posted on 10/07/2012 6:45:13 PM PDT by heartwood
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To: struggle

Apparently you has no English teacher problems.........


26 posted on 10/07/2012 7:06:25 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is it just me, or is Hillary! starting to look like Benjamin Franklin?.................)
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To: EveningStar

It seems as if teachers should follow the same precautions regarding beverages that young women in nightclubs are advised to take: never let it leave your hand, never take your eyes off it.

At least this was a product intended to be ingested. The headline suggested a rectal suppository.


27 posted on 10/08/2012 4:33:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Una bruja.)
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To: EveningStar

What’s the point? Any results would be long in coming.

A few drops of phenolphthalein in the coffee would have amusing results much sooner.


28 posted on 10/08/2012 4:39:53 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Red Badger

Yeah that ‘s’ is right next to the ‘d’ and I have fat fingers.


29 posted on 10/08/2012 6:18:14 AM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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