Student Spiked Teacher's Coffee With Butt Pills

The Smoking Gun ^ | October 5, 2012

[EveningStar]

Police are investigating a North Carolina high school student who allegedly spiked his teacher’s coffee with “GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

[EveningStar]

ping

[Sacajaweau]

Ya gotta love kids like this....dumb as a rock...but funny!!

[Jeff Chandler]

"Do those jeans make my ass look big?"

[Jack Hydrazine]

I guess it’s better than using caulk!

[Jonty30]

Better a bigger butt, than ex-lax.

[struggle]

Sounds like a teacher with problems - we has a Spanish teacher last year that was an interesting fellow. The kids urinated in his closet, threw sandwiches into the ceiling through the ceiling tiles, and put hand sanitizer in his coke.

[Jack Hydrazine]

[Gamecock]

"Photo Testimonials" can be found here.

[struggle]

has = had

[billorites]

I'm favorably inclined towards the direction this entire conversation is leading
and I wouldn't think about dissembling or misleading you.
To tell the truth I wouldn't be capable of it.

[LostInBayport]

The cast of Saturday Night Live were hooked on these pills back in the 70s (among other drugs).

[Hardraade]

Oh my. Michelle’s school lunch supplements?

[dalereed]

Why would anyone want to look like mooshelle obama!

[editor-surveyor]

Butt-ification program?

[xrmusn]

Wife “I want some money to get a boob job”.
Husband “Don’t have it .. why don’t you just rub them with toilet paper”
Wife “That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard”
Husband, “Works on your arse, don’t see why it won’t work on your boobs”....

[Kakaze]

Eddie Haskell.......paging Eddie Haskel.

[hummingbird]

Did it work?

Just askin'......(ha)

[carriage_hill]

LOLOLOLMAO!

</snort!>

OMG, I remember those skits!

[oblomov]

[CommerceComet]

“GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

I thought that's what donuts are for.

[FreedomPoster]

Re: Photo Testimonials

OK, that was frightening.

< bleaches eyeballs>

[elkfersupper]

Two possible scenarios for the teacher (victim):

She either has 'way too much butt already, or;

She has no butt at all

[RedMDer]

Click

[heartwood]

Somehow I read that as “Pit Bulls” and wondered how they fit in the cup.

Near anagram, I guess.

[Red Badger]

Apparently you has no English teacher problems.........

[Tax-chick]

It seems as if teachers should follow the same precautions regarding beverages that young women in nightclubs are advised to take: never let it leave your hand, never take your eyes off it.

At least this was a product intended to be ingested. The headline suggested a rectal suppository.

[Fresh Wind]

What’s the point? Any results would be long in coming.

A few drops of phenolphthalein in the coffee would have amusing results much sooner.

[struggle]

Yeah that ‘s’ is right next to the ‘d’ and I have fat fingers.