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To: DemforBush
Roaches are related to lobster.

Palmetto bugs- the big Florida "state bird" wood roaches that live in palm trees, not the tiny nasty things that infest sloppy households- smell exactly like almond extract when you squish them.

They do get inside once in a while because they are attracted to light and water so there is always a chance you'll have one slip unseen through a door as people are dropping by in the evening only to come sailing out unexpectedly to fly great glorious loops over the dining room table when you have guests from up north... and whenever the good Lord thinks you need humiliation.

On the plus side such an airshow has a way of keeping people from overstaying their welcome.

7 posted on 10/08/2012 10:03:28 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: piasa

Palmetto bugs would occasionally sneak into my house in South Carolina. My cats appreciated the entertainment.


10 posted on 10/08/2012 10:16:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: piasa
Roaches are related to lobster.

Well, sort of. Crustaceans like lobster are in the same Arthropod phylum as insects, but so are spiders and centipedes, and I ain't eating them. A barnacle is actually more closely related to a lobster than a roach is.

21 posted on 10/08/2012 10:51:13 PM PDT by stormer
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To: piasa

I always tried to tell people that Palmetto bugs (while ugly) are not about a nasty house if you see one occasionally. Especially if it’s been a dry summer.


30 posted on 10/08/2012 11:58:50 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: piasa
That was the joke when I lived in north FL.

How did FL solve it's roach problem?

They renamed 'em palmetto bugs.

35 posted on 10/09/2012 1:02:13 AM PDT by Eagles6 (DNC 2012 Convention: Celebrating infanticide and sodomy. Denying God.What could possibly go wrong?)
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