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ONE MILLION SLACKERS THREATEN TO MARCH ON DC
Slackers for Obama ^ | 10/09/2012 | Brian Ross

Posted on 10/09/2012 8:53:42 AM PDT by MichaelAsher54

Washington, D.C. (API) - In the event that President Barack Obama is not reelected on November 6th, one million slackers will march on Washington, D.C., according to Slackers for Obama founder Brian Ross (not to be confused with the ABC newsman of the same name).

Slackers for Obama is a nationwide group of un- and underemployed men and women committed to the policies of the President. Among other things, their manifesto calls for free entertainment, the abolition of private property rights and the retroactive abortion of political opponents in an effort to create a more fair and just society. To avoid charges of hypocrisy, Hollywood has thrown in its support and agreed to forego all income.

The "Million Slacker March," as it is officially known, is slated for January 20th and is intended to disrupt the possible inauguration of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney as president and, if necessary, to reinstall the slackers' "messiah," Barack Hussein Obama II, as chief of state. "If anyone thinks we're going to go away quietly without the houses, cars and breath mints the 1% stole from us, they are sadly mistaken," said slacker Laura Norder.

The slackers are also calling for additional entitlements including free entertainment, free scrunchies and free cosmetic surgery. "A recent study by Snookie Polizzi shows a direct correlation between wealth and breast size," said Mr. Ross, "and we believe the poor should have just as much access to DDs as the rich."

Democratic operatives believe the sight of one million Americans in the iconic "we want free stuff" t-shirts will have a transformational effect on the country and finally bring an end to 236 years of constitutional rule. The slackers argue that they work far too hard as it is and richly deserve the gifts only government can bestow upon them.

They cite waiting in long lines for welfare and unemployment insurance, the tedious application process for food stamps, sky- rocketing anti-perspirant costs and the crackdown on the proliferation of medical marijuana dispensaries as just some of the obstacles to the easy life they say they deserve.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: election; obama; romney; slackers

1 posted on 10/09/2012 8:53:51 AM PDT by MichaelAsher54
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To: MichaelAsher54

lol


2 posted on 10/09/2012 8:54:54 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

This would have been the makings of a hilarious SNL sketch, if SNL had better writers.


3 posted on 10/09/2012 8:56:02 AM PDT by RochesterNYconservative (ROMNEY/RYAN 20121)
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To: MichaelAsher54

You jest, but that is entirely possible in this day and age...lol.

When Mitt wins, I have no doubt that the losers will protest loudly and real screechy-like. You know....like they always do for every moment a Republican is in the White House.


4 posted on 10/09/2012 8:59:19 AM PDT by XenaLee (The only good commie is a dead commie.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

In other news, tonight’s meeting of Procrastinators Anonymous has been postponed......


5 posted on 10/09/2012 9:02:46 AM PDT by Donkey Odious
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To: MichaelAsher54
More Soros trash..Soros people go to each city and find the most disgusting druggie,drunk slugs and pay them to go and protest..
6 posted on 10/09/2012 9:04:49 AM PDT by PLD
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To: MichaelAsher54

I want one of those T-shirts!


7 posted on 10/09/2012 9:06:00 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: MichaelAsher54

They are the 47%


8 posted on 10/09/2012 9:06:34 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: MichaelAsher54

If folks only knew how prophetic this thread may end up being.


9 posted on 10/09/2012 9:06:37 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (November 6th is the tipping point for freedom in America.)
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To: XenaLee
"When Mitt wins, I have no doubt that the losers will protest loudly and real screechy-like.

They'll be at their loudest and screechiest because of the injustice done to their messiah, because we were just too ignorant to see is brilliance....and because if you don't vote for Obama you're racist too.

By the way, I love the Obama commercial which says Romney will cut funding for Planned (un)Parenthood...which will remove the right for a woman to choose....it doesn't remove anything! They can still choose it...but they will have to pay for it without my tax dollars!! ...awwww, too bad.....

10 posted on 10/09/2012 9:09:12 AM PDT by libs_kma (When I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool)
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To: MichaelAsher54


J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and his Church of Slack (aka Church of the Subgenius) will be there! He is revered for his great follies and believed to be a savior of "slack".
Maybe Connie Dobbs, the Blessed Anti-Virgin, will be attend, also!
11 posted on 10/09/2012 9:10:13 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Slackers don’t march, they shuffle.


12 posted on 10/09/2012 9:10:36 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (What Clint Said !!!)
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To: MichaelAsher54

They will have to pay, feed, and bus them.


13 posted on 10/09/2012 9:11:26 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: MichaelAsher54

They aren’t very good slackers if they can bothered to show up at a given place and time. Their demands for free pot and birth control would be more convincing if shouted from their mom’s basement.


14 posted on 10/09/2012 9:15:01 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Maybe they will, or maybe in the event they’ll just shrug their shoulders and decide it’s not worth the effort. They are slackers, after all...


15 posted on 10/09/2012 9:17:52 AM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Jack Hydrazine

16 posted on 10/09/2012 9:18:20 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: XenaLee
You jest, but that is entirely possible in this day and age...lol.

But they would have to get permission from their mommies to leave the basement.

17 posted on 10/09/2012 9:24:20 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
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To: spodefly
They aren’t very good slackers if they can bothered to show up at a given place and time.

That can be overlooked if they are armed with an iPod Touch or a moobile Nintendo unit. However, D.C. in January doesn't work. Can't they make their point from Palm Beach or San Diego?
18 posted on 10/09/2012 9:41:48 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I love to watch you talk talk talk, but I hate what I hear you say."--Del Shannon)
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To: COUNTrecount

“Slackers don’t march, they shuffle.”

Just think, Washington DC will “be host” to one million butt cracks!


19 posted on 10/09/2012 9:43:27 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: MichaelAsher54

Proof they have more time on their hands than those of us who work for a living.

If Zer0 loses we can expect rioting in democRat cities all over the country. I say let em burn down their own cities and neighborhood. Would clean up the scum.


20 posted on 10/09/2012 9:48:12 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: MichaelAsher54

999,999 of them will still be in mom’s basement waiting for a ride.


21 posted on 10/09/2012 9:50:46 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: vette6387

“Just think, Washington DC will “be host” to one million butt cracks!”

Nothing new really, DC has been the host of thousands of a-holes for decades already.


22 posted on 10/09/2012 10:04:31 AM PDT by History Repeats (Drink plenty of TEA, but avoid the Koolaid.)
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To: History Repeats

Yes, that’s true, but these a$$holes will be from out-of-town!


23 posted on 10/09/2012 10:27:47 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: vette6387

Still nothing new. The majority of a-holes in government are from out of town. :-)


24 posted on 10/09/2012 10:37:41 AM PDT by History Repeats (Drink plenty of TEA, but avoid the Koolaid.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

what would be funny is if a group of ‘slackers for obama’ with that platform actually did form and start showing up at political events.


25 posted on 10/09/2012 10:49:23 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: libs_kma

By the way, I love the Obama commercial which says Romney will cut funding for Planned (un)Parenthood...which will remove the right for a woman to choose....it doesn’t remove anything! They can still choose it...but they will have to pay for it without my tax dollars!! ...awwww, too bad.....””

A similar ad is running here in Nevada against Dean Heller.

Woman claims she just got a breast biopsy for cancer indications. She is stunned to learn that SHE has to pay for this test. She “doesn’t think that insurance companies & Dean Heller should control her healthcare”!!!

She can have all the biopsy screenings she wants- She can and should pay for them!!!

If there is a serious problem, then insurance should kick in.

I am beyond tired of every single broken fingernail & case of crotch itch that should be covered by insurance or-worse yet- by taxpayers.

Sandra Fluke can KMA!!

Basic health care should be paid for by the individual person who has the problem!!!


26 posted on 10/09/2012 11:28:36 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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